@clownf1st.bsky.social
Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @[email protected] @[email protected]
@dairycontrary.bsky.social
I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend. Englishman, gentleman, married.
@mockeree.bsky.social
You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon. linktr.ee/mockeree
@kathyburke.bsky.social
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants
@mvrander.bsky.social
Yet another social media account where I shall discuss Sheffield Wednesday, make bad jokes and maybe post pics of a spaniel
@beakmoo.bsky.social
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.
@emmakennedy.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, Lego builder. I’m @emmakennedy from the Bird Place.
@tunrip.bsky.social
@kowbayashi.bsky.social
She/her/thon coo over there. Allergen advice: may contain swears and wine, produced on premises using feminist ingredients. Header pic by fellow Norn Iron hallion Emma Campbell ♥
@jaunty.art
Artist/illustrator that, just like you’d expect, draws stuff. Scottish person in Englandshire. Email me [email protected] on enquires for commissions / prints ⬇️My website and shop is here ⬇️ https://jaunty.art
@molesworth1.bsky.social
You've no right to be taken seriously if you can't laugh at yourself.
@robdelaney.bsky.social
@parsnip45.bsky.social
Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
@lisatea.bsky.social
It will all be fine. FINE. I make stuff and sell stuff here https://merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/
@missymollymol.bsky.social
@fabulucy.bsky.social
She / Her / Twat. Often copied, rarely bettered. Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social
If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public. I like funny stuff. I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter
@okeating.bsky.social
Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
@ktmoodles.bsky.social
🇵🇸. Cat lady, spoonie, and bed potato. Fan of the Oxford Comma. "Filthy mouthed bitch". Lump of Fuck. Bog Goblin. Woke blob. She/her.
@lexistwit.bsky.social
Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out. Lone survivor of @mockeree. linktr.ee/lexistwit
@actualpengy.bsky.social
Saying what you daren't. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
@pierscooper.bsky.social
HM King Piers of Peterborough, Emperor of East Anglia. I like secateurs. Cats, woodwork, metalwork, gardening, books and bookbinding, cheeses, whimsy. Also The Hobbyist. If you don’t create, you can only consume.
@geraintg.bsky.social
INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
@semtexsue.bsky.social
Perimenopausal, grumpy, usually cold. Sea swimmer, ex-science teacher, mental health nursing student. Trying to break down the stigma of living with a mental health issue.
@mynameisgill.bsky.social
Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴
@craftycow.bsky.social
Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp
@alkhemist.bsky.social
Father, Scientist, MUFC and other dull stuff. Retweets are not necessarily an endorsement. BF to lovely, lovely, 🧀 and 🍰 eating lovely. He/Him/They
@freebiebean.bsky.social
Hand in hand is the only way to land and always the right way round.
@andyparmo.co.uk
Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.