Adam Sharp
1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
Starter Packs
Created by Adam Sharp (21)
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 15
If you’re not a dad you can still reply with a dad joke, but it will be a faux pa
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 14
If you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply with your best dad joke...
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 13
If you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply with your best dad joke...
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 12
If you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply with your best dad joke...
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 11
If you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply with your best dad joke...
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 10
If you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply with your best dad joke...
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 9
If you’re not a dad you can still post a dad joke, but it will be a faux pa
People Who Pronounce Scone as Scone and Not Scone
Scone with the Wind (or Game of Scones)?
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 8
I asked my dad if he could tell what a solar eclipse is and he replied "no sun"
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 7
In Italian, dad jokes are called battuta stupida (no translation needed)
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 6
In Finnish, dad jokes are called puujalkavitsi or “peg leg jokes” (because they’re clumsy)
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 5
In Icelandic, dad jokes are called fimmaurabrandari or “5 cent jokes” (because they’re worthless)
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 4
My dad annoyed me so much with his dad jokes that I broke two of his Queen records. Now I want to break three
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 3
If you're not a dad you can still post a dad joke, but it will be a faux pa
Dad Joke Starter Pack, Part 2
You may still be wondering, when does a joke become a dad joke? When it's full groan
Dad Joke Starter Pack
You may be wondering, when does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent.
Oxford Comma Lovers! Part Deux
This is another starter pack for Oxford comma fiends, but also ellipsis enthusiasts, dash-a-holics, and parenthesis peddlers (especially bracketeers)
Oxford Comma Enthusiasts
I really love Oxford commas. In fact, my three favourite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
people who made a post so good I showed my cat
he’s not on here (Stokely Carmichael). This is a pretty big deal. Exclusive list!! Will update every time someone makes a post so good I show my cat (Stokely Carmichael)
Biscuit Connoisseurs
People who spend a lot of time thinking about, writing about, or just eating good biscuits
Punny Profile Names
A rag-tag gang of Blueskyers that currently (and hopefully forevermore) have a pun username
@nickybandini.bsky.social
Writer, broadcaster and presenter. The Guardian, ESPN, BBC & more.
@graemebrowning.bsky.social
Hallucinogenic Ham, vegan, dog-lover, costumier and avid scroller. I’ve got previous as a Drag Queen. A dicky knee and wrinkles ruined my career.
@northernfell.bsky.social
‘I can see Ingleborough from here!’ The Ramblings of a Northern Fell Wanderer (and Wanderer of Fells everywhere). Loves cows and rollers.
@bodhidrop.bsky.social
Music (Punk, Jazz, Garage, Funk n Soul, Psych). Commie. History (Paleo, European) . Cultural studies. Dad. Optimistic Curmudgeon. Fumbling Buddhist. Based out of Hamilton, Canada.
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
@dwpete.bsky.social
Former herder of information and global fixer of broken stuff Living legally in France with my kiwi wife. Don’t call me an expat, I’m a Brexit refugee. Nuclear chemist, copy writer, provider of nuts to Secret Squirrels.
@molegria.bsky.social
'desejamos a todos muita molegria' -- Philipp Lahm (2014) 🏡 Me chama pra dar um trato no estilo da sua casa: https://alinebrandao.carrd.co/ 💃🏻 Nos palcos desde 1989 Mãe de 50 plantas e 5 gatos (foster parent de mais 2)
@drhannahgraham.bsky.social
Criminologist and academic | Associate Director @thesccjr.bsky.social | Commissioner, Sentencing and Penal Policy Commission | Scottish politics #ScotPol | Personal account/views. 📍 Scotland 🏴
@rocksmore.bsky.social
Pink Floyd nerd🎸Music nerd🎼Gamer nerd🎮 Cat nerd😺 Resident of 3rd planet of the Sol system in the Milky Way galaxy. He/Him. Twitch Streamer. YouTube botherer.
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Voice Actor (w/ SourceConnect), Mountain Jew. He/Him. It's pronounced "Shact". Opinions are my own. Probably going to block you. Nothing personal. Picture by @tinted-mint.bsky.social
@ind3fatigable.xyz
her | boston (masshole) | 80s music fan | variety poster, copious liker | debate your daddy, not me | no solicitation for donations: $0 in half is $0 | 25+ only | profile pic by @atlastalos.bsky.social
@zinovievletter.bsky.social
Of course I hate the reign of the bourgeois The reign of cops and priests But I hate still more the man who does not hate it
@keironhiggins.bsky.social
Writer and performance "punk" poet, based in Halifax, UK. Life is often a soup, and i'm a fork. *posts of (sometimes) hot takes & poetic mistakes* One half of "The Actionists" With Ricardo Autobahn https://linktr.ee/keironhigginspoet
@verosthewriter.bsky.social
Psychologically focused, character driven, socially conscious fantasy. Ask me about my novels (especially if you're a literary agent). He/him/his. BLM. Pro-Ukraine, Palestine, and LGBTQ+. Down with white patriarchy. Take your AI and jump in a lake.
@petecabanna.bsky.social
There’s nothing better than a nice cup of tea, a bit of cake and a sit down. Pusher of the gay agenda 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, does anyone have any AOB?
@jonnymorris.bsky.social
Writer and producer (mostly Doctor Who-related things). Winchester City Councillor for St Barnabas ward. 🔶 For council enquiries email: jmorris@winchester.gov.uk
@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing. You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it: https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻 Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
@cafecomrebu.bsky.social
Eu sou a chuva que lança a areia do Saara sobre os automóveis de Roma.
@threesteakspam.bsky.social
it was a joke. british-georgian. goth 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ http://ko-fi.com/threesteakspam
@bookpuma.bsky.social
Write, Edit, and Publish your novel fearlessly with Book Puma—author services designed by writers, for writers—at BookPumaEdit.com!
@thasceles.bsky.social
Queer. Autistic. Depressive. Cricket tragic. Dr Who fan since the age of 6. TWAW. TMAM. Horror film lover. BLM. He/him. RIP dad. And a hard-boiled egg. "Fix your hearts or die."
@husajaakko.bsky.social
Professor. Comparative law/legal languages/legal history/constitutional studies/law & globalisation. Academic "humour". Posts indicate satire, perplexity or whatever. Opinions are my own, unfortunately. https://ssrn.com/author=933550
@comingupviolets.bsky.social
The art of Amanda Grace Artist and studio/shop in Mentone, AL. www.comingupviolets.com Purple-haired disabled mom in Black with an Icy Blue Heart. Blue dot in a Red state. Manic Pixie Disaster Girl. Pleased to probably never meet you.
@sune.molgaard.org
Halvstuderet røver, der giver den som sysadm. Neurodivergent, heteroseksuel, cis-mand. Semi-educated sysadm impostor. Neurodivergent, heterosexual, cis-male.
@elirabett.bsky.social
Chemical physics, climate change, blogger, deep into open teaching resources. Former bunny
@peterrobin.bsky.social
Sydney NSW | I do something in IT | Bisexual | Queer| Gay | LGBTQIA+ Book "The Writing Machine" The Writing Machine https://a.co/d/axpGFtb
@janetta-harvey.bsky.social
My dog Susie-Belle inspired me to write 5 books and create Schnauzerfest, a UK charity I run with a brilliant team while trying to write a memoir. Home SW 🇫🇷 www.janettaharvey.com @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
@bessinaboutburbank.com
Lifelong pot stirrer. Burbank, CA is my home. Views are my own My page: bessinaboutburbank.com My PAC: bluevaluesburbank.org My business: https://bessinevents.com/
@theangelremiel.bsky.social
Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive. "The resemblance is uncanny, but Ian is not Kemi Badenoch." - @stephenkb.bsky.social
@nportnell.bsky.social
England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.
@mathieuon.bsky.social
Professor of Communication, News & Media Research Centre, UC, Ngunnawal country • Civic information literacy to counter misinformation • Political economy of labour in digital commons • Director, Digital Commons Policy Council https://dcpc.info/actions/
@jamielynnc.bsky.social
I'm too tired to be witty right now, but you might get lucky and catch me at the right level of sleep deprivation. Law, politics, democracy, cats. Wisconsinite. A republic if we can keep it, indeed.
@samrosewatson.bsky.social
Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.
@michael-manning.dev
During the day I guide teams that build web and mobile products. The rest of the time I am a simple man who has lived long enough to see broadly agreed/fought-for principles erode.
@koochykooh.bsky.social
Always the teasmaid, never the tease Ní féidir liom Gaeilge a labhairt☘️ Please buy my paintings
@kriper.bsky.social
Boomer, woke fd. murare/yrkeslärare. Numera fd. statsanställd sakkunnig yrkesutbildning/kommunernas aktivitetsansvar på Skolverket.
@francescalwhite.bsky.social
She/her. Actress, Motion Capture & Voice Artist. Animals, books & martial arts ❤️ www.imdb.com/name/nm5723091/
@canuckamock.bsky.social
just me...and the cats I am Liberal/Canadian(eh). Posts occasional cat things(They own me and demand it) PP got his security clearance yet?
@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
People’s Republic of Hernebaynia Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear Unashamedly woke he/him