Allen and the Allens
Singer/songwriter, corporate ops, contributor to McSweeneys. Also @trumpsties. (he/him)
@briannaduggan.bsky.social
Analog illustrator, vintage collector, dark horse. http://www.brianna-ashby.com/ https://ko-fi.com/briannaashby
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witchy Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer http://medium.com/@buzzkill1978
@jslez.bsky.social
Baby tapir fan account and purveyor of fine posts Now on special! 10 for $0.00 - or save more and buy 50 for $0.00
@genevieverice.bsky.social
Comedian and writer who was funnier on Twitter. Currently reading “The Vegetarian” by Han Kang.
@meganmwood85.bsky.social
She/her, pro choice, 🌈proud pansexual🏳️🌈, french fry addict, lover of: cats, margaritas, rosé & make-up. Likes to hide. Iowan living her best life in Minnesota 8 yrs and counting.
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@melissacrt.bsky.social
Researcher and writer on women’s rights in Afghanistan Pre-order No Woman's Land: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kianahayeri/no-womans-land?ref=user_menu
@margotschilpp.bsky.social
Poet, teacher, human. Four books of poetry from Carnegie Mellon and a new one on the way: Markers and Shrines (2025).
@joleneski.bsky.social
Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost. Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
@vladchoc.bsky.social
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
@mcsweeneys.net
The official Bluesky feed of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, & McSweeney's Books. .
@jbsinger.bsky.social
Award-winning podcaster. #SWTech pioneer. Prof. Best-selling author (Suicide in Schools, Podcasting in Social Work Education). Suicidologist quoted in New York Times, Guardian, CNN. Family man. Tweeted as @socworkpodcast
@jsol13.bsky.social
The system is rigged. Eat the rich. I also like jokes. And everything Pittsburgh.
@liznugent.bsky.social
No relation to Ted. Writer and rewriter. Sister and resister. Scullery maid to the House of Goldblatt. Strange Sally Diamond in all good bookstores now. And even the bad ones. Ha! As if there was such a thing as a bad bookstore. www.liznugent.com
@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social
Helping people build less to live more. Registered Architect NSWARB 6611 ARBV 18886.Wangal land. DOB 329.43 ppm CO2. #GenXClub 🤞#NoDickheads. I receive DMs from mates. Any others will be deleted without response. I can’t send you money. Refusal may offend.
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
extremely normal extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
@mydmac.bsky.social
Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
@atanenhaus.bsky.social
🍭 Trippy glitch art and cats 😻 Comedic in a past life 🐦 she/her Somerville, MA https://instagram.com/atanenhaus https://slogansfornothing.etsy.com https://allisontanenhaus.com
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/
@mixmastermichelle.bsky.social
HELP! My account was reinstated but labeled as spam. Please help me fix it! 🍸 Mix Master Michelle | Your friendly neighborhood bartender 🍹 | Shaking up fun with cocktails, stories, and good vibes 🥂 | Let’s mix it up, one drink at a time! 🍷✨ #MixologyQueen
@jjdianem.bsky.social
(She/her) Single Mom of two gorgeous boys! Progressive Liberal Bay Area Millennial, surviving in a blue bubble in Texas. Fighting Ovarian Cancer and deaf. I vote blue, love is love.🌈 Eat the rich, Medicare for all and support Death With Dignity.
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
@onceatrophic.bsky.social
Art Historian. Etc. The World Atlas of Public Art (Yale University Press, 2024) now available: https://yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300272581/the-world-atlas-of-public-art/
@hijennie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more #author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024) Working on my third book! Rep: WSA
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
I used to write for Reductress and McSweeneys but can only seem to write in tiny boxes like this one these days. I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.
@jerdie.bsky.social
Music producer and DJ. Curator of chill sounds. Red Sox fan. Childless cat lady. Cozy gamer. Autoimmune clusterfuck. You can be yourself here 🫶💙🏳️🌈
@thisistimryder.com
Writer/Performer/Director. MST3K, Second City, other stuff. I hit my head on a lot of things, maybe that explains it. thisistimryder.com
@asportsminister.bsky.social
⚾️ Writer and illustrator 🍿 Amateur movie critic 🔗 ballharder.substack.com 📧 mattlanark@gmail.com
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Generalist, but in the least-employable way. Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts only: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca 🍁 she/her/elle
@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
I don’t want to write a description ❤️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
@itsllbee.bsky.social
beekeeper ~ singer ~ sculptor ~ Disney princess ~ sometimes Twitch streamer | itsllbee@gmail.com | books | makeup | murder shows | Dateline
@robynknight.bsky.social
I exist to music. 🖤🎶✨ https://robynknight.bandcamp.com/track/nothing LDN + MCR 🖤
@msshannonfisher.bsky.social
Talk Show Host, Authors on the Air Global Radio Network. Occasional host of the National Press Club Update-1 podcast. Social & Political Commentator. Writer. Human Rights Advocate. Love the arts, politics, dogs, and life! #RVA 🏳️🌈
@abigailflowers.bsky.social
Nashville, TN. Jazz vocalist / music maker ffm.bio/b4aojqe
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
@boozyhousecat.bsky.social
Boozy House Cat🐈⬛ Burglar Take what you need and let the rest flow💋 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ceoov5konvgaj2ron3qv6b5r/feed/aaab6hwb77q4o
@justerin.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Proud 🔵. Lover of dogs, wine, and unicorns. People tolerated. Dabbler in most things nerdy!
@lindseymfinn.bsky.social
@tabathasouthey.bsky.social
Tabatha Southey is a freelance writer who is based, in Toronto. She/Her. Bylines Globe and Mail, Macleans, Foreign Policy, Elle Magazine, National Post, Toronto Life, Explore Magazine and more, author of three books. 🇨🇦
@helenkennedy.bsky.social
Newspapers 4 life. (Ex NY Daily News & Boston Herald.) NYC and North Fork. Francophile fan of Sondheim and Venice. Aspiring watercolorist. (Paintings now at @washbuckler.bsky.social) Hoping sarcasm works out better over here.
@wendysparrow.bsky.social
Author of books, lover of HEA, dog person, happily-married mom of 2, disabled, Fibro, EDS, agoraphobia, PTSD, OCD. She/her Sci-fi rom series on KU: How to Choose a Gaiian in Seven Days https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CH7HSKWH
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw