Kate
Shopping editor, silk pillowcase user, Fresca aficionado, Oxford comma elitist. I haven’t seen Pulp Fiction. Please stop asking.
Socially, I’m here📍 bit.ly/askatewouldhaveit
My Memoirs🫱 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebyy25rvm4tkzn2mmoqtixci/feed/aaad5i3med2t4
@peopleamiright.bsky.social
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” - carved on the base of the Statue of Liberty, probably Welcome to the big disappointment!
@dumbsly.com
as your self-made antichrist i promise to spread chaos, joy, and prosperity shaman of whimsy and the absurd dumbsly is pronounced both ways official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing preofficial religion: @nocluism.church
@daisy91.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
@mandalikewine.bsky.social
I'm not really sure at the moment other than researching your grandpappy for answers.
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@suntzufuntzu.bsky.social
engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My art: lockwilford.com
@goddammitsarah.bsky.social
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
she/her, 43, trans Chicago I post for people who died 30 years ago Current fixations: in an animation groove. expect to see me say stupid shit about looney tunes, tex avery, betty boop, popeye, rocky & bullwinkle, hanna-barbera, tom & jerry etc....
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
@misshavishambles.bsky.social
No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@dvgeebees.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him 🏳️🌈
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " Super Hans kingmonkeysunkle on Insta. https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
I’d like to think my abdomen could stop a cannonball https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
Look I don’t understand most of it either Omelette City avi by Max Cannon bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy5j6vmjuw
@anna-molly.bsky.social
Pardon my appearance, I’m deconstructing She/Her/Basketcase Archives: https://bsky.app/profile/anna-molly.bsky.social/search
@nocontextpornhub.bsky.social
random pornhub replies • oddly wholesome • age 18+ this account does not endorse the political views expressed herein, or any other weird shit Pornhub users may say TOP: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wejvngevbm533mj6qrq2ymvz/feed/aaafzwksxsire
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g “Top” posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@jinah.bsky.social
Still joking since July '23 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae My Twitter: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ 🔥 ignis et lapis 🪨 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
@blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back. 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k