Asstown Baker
Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. My shins go on for inches. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy.
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@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, and Justified. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap. He/him. 日本語 OK!
@haddenmart.bsky.social
@ericswalwell.bsky.social
Husband | Dad to Nelson, Cricket & Hank | Congressman |@HouseJudiciary @HomelandDems | social media policy:bit.ly/3gxdzVm | #EndGunViolence
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
On Mondays Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show, but on Thursdays he hosts The Weekly Show. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@bi-thany.bsky.social
seamstress. cosplayer. makeup freak. politics, humor and selfies. 🇵🇸🪡💄 creepy dm response price: $30
@missthingblue.bsky.social
Faggot on the verge. 🔞 She/They. Future Episcopalian Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl. Tumblr: missthingtakesatumble Letterboxd: Miss Thing
@stuartl49.bsky.social
Albannaich🏴married since ‘68 same girl she’s cool3 kids 7 grandkids. Navy.Vietnam. Never t**** IBEW lu15 retired. Atheist! Photographer! F1 Born in Scotland live near Chicago. ERA Now! I don’t belong to any organized political party, I’m a Democrat.
@lhar58.bsky.social
Retired Canadian Principal 🇨🇦🍁 Democracy and liberal 65 yr old guy Married -2 sons -2 granddaughters Golf, Curling, Hiking, Biking, Motorcycles, Camping, Travel, Cruising, Woodworking, tools, cooking, art, music(all) Please no crypto plans #ElbowUp
@septimusbrown.com
Senior editor at the DarlingAxe.com. Blogging at SeptimusBrown.com. Award-winning short-fiction writer. Chaotic good. He/they.
@schiff.senate.gov
Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
tag or dm for submissions support: https://www.patreon.com/TheLouvreofBluesky venmo: @bskylouvre
@professordarkness.bsky.social
Writer, editor, disabled veteran, Federal employee, progressive, liberal, pacifist, history buff, husband, girl dad, revolutionary, pessimist. Here to resist and gather fellow resistors to overthrow US facism. No porn🚫 no GoFundMe🚫 no DMs🚫! Block all❌️
@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
@therealdcf.bsky.social
Musician, 1/3 of the band Scoop the Mids. Dudeist priest. Not for internal consumption. New music from Scoop the Mids: https://tinyurl.com/vshybpyv My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkzbul4mh3i4rauowwq3mai7/feed/aaaidfvdsdjli
@shrekromancer.gay
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq banner @kjtattoos.com
@coralcitycamera.bsky.social
The CCC is an underwater camera streaming live from an urban coral reef in Miami, FL. A public art & scientific research project by Coral Morphologic (https://bsky.app/profile/coralmorphologic.bsky.social) ◦ coralcitycamera.com
@profanity.accountant
A bot which tells you how much profanity a user has poasted. Simply tag me and I will respond telling you how much a profanity you (or the user you’re replying to) has used in the last year (might take me a few minutes to respond).
@blueteamradio.bsky.social
Your source of Progressive News and Information: We tell you what is happening in the US Government, and more importantly, how it is impacting normal people. We keep punditry to a minimum. We value People over Corporations. We've been here before.
@sassyliberaldem.bsky.social
🌊🌊🌊BLUE VOTER🌊🌊🌊 #BlueCrew #RESISTANCE #NOTGOINGBACK 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #PROCHOICE SUPPORTER NO DMs IF I DON’T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY!
@antipopechili.bsky.social
Accursed of God, strange trash goblin, generally just the worst.
@thehell.zone
celebrity. I like Converse shoes and violent action movies. http://thehell.zone
@darthslr.bsky.social
Published art nude photographer from Southern California (Thousand Oaks, 40 miles from LAX/DTLA). Looking for ART NUDE female models ONLY. No BDSM, NFT, sex, politics, relationships, friendship, etc.
@bera.house.gov
Proudly representing #CA06 and #SacramentoCounty in the U.S. House of Representatives.
@neonflag.bsky.social
Journalist for The Guardian (and occasionally Rolling Stone) in Atlanta, covering politics and the odd Young Thug tidbit. Massive D&D nerd. Veteran. #AddToBlackSky Signal: George_Chidi.80
@zachrabiroff.com
Writer for the Comics Journal, Flaming Hydra, Polygon, io9, etc. www.zachrabiroff.com
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
J.D. from GW Law ⚖️ | Attorney | Your go-to news source | Strategist | Views are my own | Retweets ≠ endorsements All other platforms: https://linktr.ee/aaronparnas
@knightofbunnies.bsky.social
bree // he/any // digital artforms, writing, horror // 21+ // gore & nsfw art content
@ityslkids.bsky.social
ITYSL memes with the occasional focus on parenting and a recent focus on sobriety.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@loriahleandra.bsky.social
I’ve shenaned and I’m here to shenanigan 🤎 Black, bisexual, beautiful and love Beyonce Theater Queen and in a very loving relationship 🥰 Aries ☀️ Cancer 🌙 Sagittarius ⬆️ est 1995 #BlackSky 757 VA
@dpaddanny.bsky.social
Video and Board gamer, VHS Collector, Artist, Everybody's Dad and uncle (I'm here for you, champ). Loves Auntie Mom. Jack of all trades, master of none. Sparks is the best band ever.
@mochajesus.bsky.social
Never watched the cartoon Leftist with jokes Purpose: State & Madison Entertainment All Black Lives Matter ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘-𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮-𝘿𝙄𝙇𝙁 He/Him
@woodyb.bsky.social
Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
@bigstevemoulton.bsky.social
Actor, Turbo Team, I Think You Should Leave on Netflix Haystacks Calhoun, NBC’s Young Rock Sharknado clerk The Brogan Agency, Artists For Artists mgmt.