Matt
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
@margaret.bsky.social
host of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff and of Live Like the World is Dying. Latest book is The Sapling Cage. she/they
@scarfolk.bsky.social
Scarfolk is a town called Scarfolk. For more information please re-read.
@dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Moderately Witty Best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaabvychldq2s Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaad5hik6o22s
@titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺 My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
@danlesac.bandcamp.com
Musician. Tron: Catalyst out 2025 😬 https://danlesac.bandcamp.com
@justcallmefrank.bsky.social
Same as I ever was. But different. Random. Mouthy. Serious. Until I'm not. Opinions? I got 'em. Riled up. 📌 Pure Uncut Me 👉🏼 www.shorturl.at/dnO13 ✴️ YouTube [variety channel] www.youtube.com/WithFrankie⭐SUBSCRIBE! 🌐 http://www.withfrankie.net 🚫DMs
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@leggypain.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
@cheerynihilism.bsky.social
If you can laugh at it, you can live with it, as my dad used to say. https://linktr.ee/CheerfulNihilism
@gregjenner.bsky.social
~Public Historian 📜🤓 ~Host & creator of BBC YOU’RE DEAD TO ME comedy & history podcast😆🧐📻📜🏛️ ~Hon. Fellow, University of York IPUP 🧑🎓 ~ Author of 7 funny history books ✍️📚 ~ CBBC HORRIBLE HISTORIES TV (series 1-9) 🎭🤣 ~Spurs fan #COYS ⚽️ www.gregjenner.com 🧑💻
@bitzydimbo.bsky.social
titanium spine • 52 yo handicapable divorcee 🇨🇦 https://linktr.ee/bitzydimbo 🔞 no ppv 💋 my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytcikiemiftu3r3ylzahsk4n/feed/aaah34otsklio
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Writer 》Self Published Diagnosed 》Using it productively Overthinking... ...things professionally. Built a little thing called The Wellness Collective. https://thoughtbarf.com/ https://t.me/EverythingNothingAndMore
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Author of Villager, 1983 and 13 other books. LP recommendations. Folklore. Psychedelic countryside pics. Sheep & cattle-based nonsense. Essentially a thinly disguised attempt to persuade you to subscribe to my Substack: tomcox.substack.com
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
•Artist•Celiac•Caregiver• •Exhausted•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic• https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social
Dog Mom to Anderson & Truman, Head of Creative & Managing Executive Producer at Cool Zone Media. She/Her. https://www.coolzonemedia.com/
@hungrybowtie.bsky.social
Garrison Davis, bad vibes connoisseur. Writer and host for It Could Happen Here and other @CoolZoneMedia.bsky.social shows. ⚧ androgynous yaoi http://letterboxd.com/hungrybowtie
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*
@funranium.bsky.social
The Cenobite of Sharing The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions. www.funraniumlabs.com
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾🍩 Odds are, I’m jokin. Don’t expect a timely response in DMs and we’ll get along great.
@motelporn.bsky.social
she/her/mom • cis/bi • lmt • sfw • sahm • fuck MS • 2-stars: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Part Time Gamer, Twitch Affiliate , Dad , Husband The Oxford Comma can fuck right off www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream.
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
Comedian, author, producer. Your mum is a fan. But not like THAT.
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@sadbastardsaturday.bsky.social
Weekly playlists of sad bastard songs submitted by you and mixed and curated by @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@imdmingyour.mom
all cats are beautiful ADHD • Autism • PTSD Nonbinary (they/them) 💛🤍💜🖤 if we aren’t moots don’t tag me in stuff do not leave random comments asking for donations on my posts. I only donate to people I know
@crash-out-show.bsky.social
Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu
@zaltzcricket.bsky.social
Comedian, Cricket Statistician, Podcaster. Host of The Bugle podcast and BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz. Reigning Taskmaster champion. Test Match Special statsmonger. Stand-up tour: andyzaltzman.co.uk
@ditchpony.bsky.social
live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
@deogie.bsky.social
extra fabulous @extrafabulous.bsky.social pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social
I am a marine conservation biologist studying sharks and a science writer. Posts are about science and the environment, science communication, and more! He/him