@aceanbender.com
avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache. banner: protect trans kids knife by @animus.bsky.social tear down the bo statue. writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
@briesmith.xyz
The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat, and the elimination of bagel sandwiches. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or Werner Herzog.
@yopauliefl.bsky.social
Certified Bsky Elder—Serial Number 144,132 Disney/Trek/Wars/Marvel/BSG/LEGO GoBills/Cards/Sabres/Cuse/Tigahs/Panthers Failed Disney Animator Niche Internet Microcelebrity. Don’t be an Ally. Be an Advocate. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/him
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad) He/Him Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die. Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym. Needs naps.
@stevenspoints.bsky.social
Most Midwestern person in the United States as declared by Midwestern Monthly Magazine, 12 years running. Chicago via WI & MN.
@sportsgeek42.bsky.social
I am a practitioner of the darkest magic known to humanity. He/Him. Michigan Fan. Anime Elitist. Frat Reject. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. "We don't practice fucked"
@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social
enjoyer of food, beer, video games, getting mad about sports online. the internet’s normalest ohio state football fan. loyal to umass athletics against my better judgment. go pats, bruins, usmnt/wnt. he/him
@dctrojan.bsky.social
neither here nor there, whether that's my citizenship or my opinions I'm for immigrant rights and also - importantly - immigrant wrongs
@glitterburrito.bsky.social
the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who podcasts bama alum https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
@tcinternets.com
Built in Indianapolis, permits still pending. IT person. Hoosier Football/Pacers/Colts nonsense. (sorry) Waiting for Mechagodzilla in the Cell Phone Lot of MCO. Human after y’all. He/him/Tim
@amandamull.bsky.social
Senior reporter and Buying Power columnist at Bloomberg Businessweek, covering consumer culture. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog. Opinions mine.
@janecoaston.bsky.social
Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
C-list footballsky transsexual + author // debut novel: ONE OF THE BOYS, LQ, 5/13/25 // buffalo partisan + great lakes separatist // victoria.monster // 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 //
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, worse runner. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. #DVATailgating
@wyattswickedgoods.com
Bakery owner New Hampshirite New Hampshire Newts Sandlot Baseball player Lifelong (since 2024) UMass Football stan Vanagon caretaker Bluesky's #1 Rays fan Bluesky's #1 Crumbl hater Former sports reporter Former video game journalist Pinballer
@mattsmusings1.bsky.social
Sports broadcaster and journalist. A wise dragon once told me aim high in life but watch out for flying boxes. That picture is me, not Eric Idle! He/Him E-mail: matthewaaron9@Yahoo.com https://linktr.ee/mattlichtenstadter
@kbuts.bsky.social
Antimalarkischte Aktion (he/him) Fansville Himbo, cfb (Maryland) and F1 (Ferrari) bozo
@jonfmorse.com
Managing editor, @botc.bsky.social Most posts are sarcasm. This is an asshole-free zone. If I'm blocking you, that's why. Or you cry about people not following you back. 🇺🇦 FFXIV: «OwO» Goblin🐉 Discord: @kiylyn
@anthropologal.bsky.social
🦝🍑 in Oslo. Commentariat. Dogs. Politics. Humor. Food. Culture. Anthropology. Reformed academic. “More thighs than Popeyes.” She/her. (Use alt text if you want a reskeet)
@notarizona.bsky.social
@rototudor.bsky.social
He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. Never met napoleon, but I plan to find the time. “the mashup of John Waters and Tommy Lee Jones with a little Dolly”
@boatymcboat.bsky.social
Looking live from Upstate NY - loves CFB. Go Orange. She / her. RIP Jimmy Buffett 🍹🍷🎶 BOYS IN THE BAND ORDERED BOAT DRINKS
@etrigan.bsky.social
Board gamer, Girl Scout dad, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him Signal: EtriganZola.05
@miamurphy.net
Chief Policy Officer, Michigan Association of State Universities. Trustee, Library of Michigan. MSU '06 / UChicago '07 / MSU HALE PhD '24. She/her, but I grew up with pockets. Former husband and current wife of a wife. Personal account - skeets are my own.
@colewagoner.bsky.social
Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. Part-time Bart Harley Jarvis impersonator.
@sizemo.bsky.social
Ole Miss. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. IG/TW: @aesizemo Signal: @sizemo.87
@vineyarddawg.bsky.social
Executive Director of hating Florida, back-to-back national champion division. #GoDawgs
@professorbutts.com
have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about? that’s what i’m talkin about, man https://cyrupdate.ghost.io/ he/him cincinnati forever signal: professor_butts.99
@jeffreykeese.bsky.social
Jesus-follower, husband, dad of three, former coach/teacher, Aggie, education researcher. Assistant Prof of Teacher Leadership @ Mercer U. ATLish. Views are mine. #niceonline.