Bipolar Vortex
A dark sense of humor keeps me sane—or at least that’s what I tell myself when I laugh at the the wrong thing. I’m someone who’s equally likely to cry over a sad song or make a joke about their own funeral. This bio was definitely not written by ChatGPT.
@heralyn.bsky.social
Cat mom, gardener, book nerd. Formally heralyn on twitter, currently heralyn@ecoevosocial on mastodon. AI gets you blocked
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@mikemelton.bsky.social
All photos are my own and not AI. I am a filmmaker and photographer based in Olympia, WA, and Bijagua, Costa Rica @casabentbill.bsky.social but I spend as much time as I can in hot, humid, tropical forests. Because that's where the birds are! he/him
@coralcitycamera.bsky.social
The CCC is an underwater camera streaming live from an urban coral reef in Miami, FL. A public art & scientific research project by Coral Morphologic (https://bsky.app/profile/coralmorphologic.bsky.social) ◦ coralcitycamera.com
@alicecares.bsky.social
Cat mom Pro photographer We believe every cat deserves a loving home and a chance at happiness Join us in our mission to make a difference 🐈
@ucs.org
The Union of Concerned Scientists puts rigorous, independent science to work to solve our planet's most pressing problems. ucs.org
@lostcitymagic.bsky.social
He/him. Magician, adventurer, writer, inventor, beekeeper, Native traditions keeper, lover of horror film, Last Conjurer of Cherokee Nation
@mandolineace.bsky.social
Teeny tiny tuxie (Ham Speshlist), posting my adventures with housemates Flerkin (bigly sistur type) and grumpy auntie Posie (none tail type). 🐾❤️
@itsflanoy.bsky.social
an orange, orange bastard dreems of catchink a birb rilly into bocks taco entreprenoor #cat shidpoaster fluent in catt tieping habby to be heer! #catsofbluesky #orangecats #Hedgewatch NO DMs unles yuo arr a #cat
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party | Premier ministre du Canada et chef du Parti libéral markcarney.ca
@george-station-cat.bsky.social
My name is George. I am the senior mouse catcher and I “work” at Stourbridge Junction railway station. *not all quotes are my own- but quoted with love
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social
Husband, father, actor, podcaster & winemaker. Agent Cooper in #TwinPeaks and appearing in #Fallout on Prime Video .
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #resist #antitrump #theresistance #resistance #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
@bipolaraptor.bsky.social
I draw stuff sometimes. other times I read things. When I’m not doing that, I’m exploring another ADHD hyperfocus. If the hypomania hits just right, I’ll do all the things at the same time. Bipolar DnD BG3 Drawing Reading Cosmere Mental Health LGTBQ+
@grumpyrick.bsky.social
♿ don't mind me random disabled person here! I am a Democrat that will call out my government in hopes for changes
@catsofyore.bsky.social
Hi! I’m Molly Hodgdon. I live in Vermont with my beautiful FIV+ cats Fergus and Francie. Banner photo by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from my collection mailed 1908. Not a bot. Not selling anything. Just a keeper of forgotten cats.
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@qwertying.bsky.social
I write my own off-brand of jokes. Sometimes even reply with an snarky comment. ♥️ @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🍄 Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
@skylight.social
👇Join Skylight Social!👇 https://apps.apple.com/us/app/skylight-social/id6740706006
@gonzo.bsky.social
Okrahamblone Cat A/K/A GONZOtheghoast. Certified 97.64% goode. Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast
@tyrowo.com
Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player. Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky 😻 30, he/him
@ocasio-cortez.house.gov
This account is maintained by federal staff to share services and legislation relevant to constituents of NY-14.
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
@thedevil.bsky.social
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible fascists not welcome Better than the one on twitter.
@carapractic.bsky.social
Democracy, dogs and the Dead (& other music) Philly💚 #JewAgainstGenocide 🖤🤎🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Ally “People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel” ~Maya Angelou Got your back 🩻 www.drhillwig.com
@staykinduniverse.swifties.social
differently abled intersex artist lyon n2 zurich n2 https://ko-fi.com/staykinduniverse https://www.patreon.com/staykinduniverse
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@internethippo.bsky.social
@introvertproblems.bsky.social
Can I stay home and read a book instead? Providing humor and memes about the introverted life.
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social
I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!! 🖖🦄🌈✊🏿🐷🍉🇵🇸🇸🇩🇬🇦🇺🇦🇱🇧🇨🇬🇲🇽🇾🇪
@scifri.bsky.social
Entertaining & educational conversations about science, tech, + more. Hosted by Ira Flatow and Flora Lichtman. From WNYCStudios #SciFriBookClub 📚 'Everything Is Tuberculosis' by John Green
@eayoung.net
All-tech enthusiast and total retro/Linux geek | She/Her 🏳️⚧️ | Former host/writer @linusmediagroup.com 📺 YouTube youtube.com/@emily-young 🐧 Twitter twitter.com/EmilyAYoung1 🕸️ Fediverse tech.lgbt/@emilyyoung 🧵Threads threads.net/@em.a.young
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
@techconnectify.bsky.social
I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now. he/him https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections
@sorryhat.bsky.social
artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter. Lunch sketch $30. comment and DM to purchase.
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@nocontexthuman-s.bsky.social
(⊙_⊙) <) )╯ / \ "Where humans make no sense, but the laughter is endless!" Follow on threads: https://www.threads.net/@out_of_context__humans
@freudintensifies.bsky.social
#memes to discuss with your therapist 🔥 https://instagram.com/freud.intensifies