Brian “Cannonball” Phares
Perfectly Cromulent English Teacher/Writer/Hot Dog/Comedian/Girl Dad
the cat is #Frank. the wife is Adrienne. the kid is Josephine
Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
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@theoldmanfromzelda.bsky.social
2x #bucciovertimechallenge winner and 4x @jonbois.bsky.social retweet winner
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. i make tshirts at dashare.zone vocals for HELL ORBS, listen at https://dendycrew.com my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Senior Fellow at the American Immigration Council. Commenting generally on immigration law and policy. Retweets =/= endorsements, views are my own.
@kennylogins.bsky.social
the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
@jenashleywright.bsky.social
Author of seven pop history books. Married to @kibblesmith.com. Mom to a toddler. ‘Glitz Glam & A Damn Good Time’ Biography of Mamie Fish On Sale Aug 5, 2025 from Hachette.
@annabower.bsky.social
Just asking questions. Senior Editor, Lawfaremedia.org. Send story ideas and tips to anna.bower@lawfaremedia.org Signal username: annabower.24
@katmabu.bsky.social
Running for Congress (IL-09) because we deserve Democrats who actually do something | katforillinois.com
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
@rodger.bsky.social
Sports traveler and sports writer Available for freelance/dumb ideas
@jonathaneveritt.bsky.social
freelance writer | poet | Rochester, N.Y. jonathaneveritt.com
@fakemuppetguests.bsky.social
The guest stars you never wanted or never knew you wanted on The Muppet Show (Parody, unaffiliated with The Jim Henson Company or Disney. References are not endorsements)
@cityofrochester.bsky.social
Est. 1834 Visit our website to learn more about our great city: cityofrochester.gov
@rollingstone.com
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
Shirts pay for skeets. https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party | Premier ministre du Canada et chef du Parti libéral markcarney.ca
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
@bearsaremean.com
the intolerant left fox talks about created wwtdd, wrote every word back when it was good I feel like if I change a single thing from twitter people wont know its me Georgetown, TX, which fucking sucks btw
@jvl.bsky.social
Editor of The Bulwark https://www.thebulwark.com/ Host of a Secret Podcast. Also a super double-secret podcast you can't find.
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
@duckworth.senate.gov
Official Bluesky account for U.S. Senator Tammy Duckworth. For more information, visit duckworth.senate.gov
@meakoopa.bsky.social
international bestselling pervert • writer: DAYSPRING, AVENGERS ACADEMY • film programmer • phd • any pronouns http://linktr.ee/meakoopa lycan sub scribe. DAYSPRING - out now! dayspringbook.com
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social
Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
@blankcheck.bsky.social
Sometimes those checks clear, and sometimes they bounce, baby! Your favorite movie podcast's favorite movie podcast, hosted by Griffin Newman and David Sims.
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler. instagram @billcorbett Eu vou coringar
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@threadotweets.bsky.social
All the tweets I love, a few I hate. A few skeets too! Posted individually this time instead of threaded Posting in large batches, pls address complaints to dennisbhooper Alt text added but reply w/ additional description as you see fit. Also bluesky @‘s
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
@dlschafer.bsky.social
Father of twins • TV & music nerd • Web Designer/Dev • Amateur Photog Rochester, NY, USA
@flourcitypunk.bsky.social
He/Him. Drummer for Some Ska Band and Genesee Saw. Teacher extraordinaire. Pittsburgh Pirates fan. Lover of Hazy IPAs! Generally just an amazing human.
@warren.senate.gov
U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
@klong.bsky.social
"Warmly," Journalist at the WSJ, via Business Insider and The Seattle Times. katherine.long@wsj.com. Send tips on Signal: longka.38
@daveweasel.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper. Never paid for my blue checkmark on that other site. IG: https://instagram.com/daveweasel
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@kibblesmith.com
Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to @jenashleywright.bsky.social. Dad. Find me at http://kibblesmith.substack.com
@jessfarrandtattoos.bsky.social
Tattoo Artist + Co-Owner of Mesmer Tattoo 📍 Rochester, New York 14626 mesmertattoo.com/jess
@elienyc.bsky.social
Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law. Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).