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I can quit Twitter any time I want... (stop laughing, I totally can).
Retweets mean "I read the headline". Not an influencer, but I should be.
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
@kristenarnett.bsky.social
writer, librarian, huuuuge lesbian. dad. floridian. New York Times Bestselling author. Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
@wynter.bsky.social
Writer, Content Strategist, Podcaster, Digital Pioneer, Rebel, Chaos Agent LA Based / SF Raised IG @wynter Essays: wynter.substack.com Work: https://linktr.ee/wynterpatrice Live, Laugh, Loathe 🤎✨ #blacksky #listentoblackvoices Contact: [email protected]
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
@audipenny.bsky.social
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
@jenashleywright.bsky.social
Author of seven pop history books. Married to @kibblesmith.com. Mom to a toddler. ‘Glitz Glam & A Damn Good Time’ Biography of Mamie Fish On Sale Aug 5, 2025 from Hachette.
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer Ringheads podcast w/ Bill Corbett Los Angeles
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
@caissie.bsky.social
Joke writer, showrunner. Co-host of Busy Philipps is Doing Her Best, the podcast. Sidekick & EP of Busy This Week, the late night talk show on QVC+. Former: Busy Tonight, WWHL, Best Week Ever, Graham Norton, Rosie, Letterman, plus some other fun junk!
@nellscovell.bsky.social
TV writer (Simpsons, Monk, Muppets, NCIS, creator/showrunner Sabrina the Teenage Witch), director, journalist, author "Just the Funny Parts"
@reelquinn.bsky.social
@mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
@mikedenison.bsky.social
Sometimes draw Bea Arthur daily * @scissorsnscrubs producer * sometimes doodle for Sony Pictures Television * sometimes take photos of celestial objects & events * #BeaADay
@natecorddry.bsky.social
Saints and poets maybe… they do some. https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1682319/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_0_nm_8_in_0_q_nate%2520
@dwightthemayor.bsky.social
@beckyselengut.bsky.social
Seattle-based chef, author of Misunderstood Vegetables, humorist; she/they; queer af www.beckyselengut.com
@jamellebouie.net
The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group. Send me your mutual aid requests.
@steventdennis.bsky.social
I cover the U.S. Senate for Bloomberg News. You may know me from #FridayNightZillow, but C-SPAN is more my natural habitat. #Introduction I'm also @steventdennis on the other places. Opinions mine. Email: [email protected]
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@ozkaterji.bsky.social
Ukraine correspondent. British-Lebanese conflict journalist & filmmaker. Director of The Battle For Kyiv. Interested in human rights. RTs ≠ endorsement. https://ko-fi.com/ozkaterji
@calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social
Posting all the greatest from the famous Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson. Not affiliated with Calvin & Hobbes Contact: [email protected]
@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Allergic to magat morons, love dogs and love those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back.
@mattlibrarian.bsky.social
Librarian, Antifascist, South African American. Grumpy GenX Ask me about my liberal agenda. www.TeenLibrarian.co.uk Signal: mattlibrarian.01
@mychal3ts.bsky.social
“Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card!” - Arthur Read •Library’s Number One Fan •Mental Health Matters ALWAYS
@greatdismal.bsky.social
Author of Neuromancer and, most recently, Agency (still above from “Kill Switch”, The X-Files, Season 5, Episode 11, co-written with Tom Maddox)
@kaitlancollins.bsky.social
CNN's Chief White House Correspondent, 9 p.m. Anchor and diehard Alabama fan.