Vallejo Crime Desk
A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence.
Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
@write-or-die.bsky.social
Writer Mad as hell and fighting for democracy and sanity. An actual real person, and member of the "Hard Left." Here to resist the freefall of fascism and to spread some good trouble. Feeling "Excessive." 🌊 MARRIED LIKE HARD to Batman and Robin
@halligan.bsky.social
Writer and city guy learning about astrobiology, Gaelige, and health when I’m not doomscrolling. Upstate by my definition. He/him.
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
@katmabu.bsky.social
Running for Congress (IL-09) because we deserve Democrats who actually do something | katforillinois.com
@juliusgoat.bsky.social
What noisy cats are we. Author of THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024). He/him. Author site: armoxon.com Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons) linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@themerl.bsky.social
(social media manager on leave until 29/5) We explore the history of the English countryside and its people. Posting hog on main. Chaotic Good. https://merl.reading.ac.uk/
@illumi.meme
artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her
@tylerjameshill.com
Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement
@marlo.ooo
33. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
@vornietom.bsky.social
Mid-level television writer and niche D&D celebrity with a penchant for scamp behavior
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Obama💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@ygrene.bsky.social
have a good one https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@joshruben.bsky.social
Scare Me Werewolves Within Heart Eyes Dropout HEART EYES is on Netflix 😍 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pK5omSsD4KGhjEHCVgcVw-rd4FZP9haoijEx1mSAm5c/htmlview?usp=drive_web&ouid=1144323335049386558
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
“I don’t know how many years I got left. I’m gonna get realll weird with em’.”
@realqrampage.fightins.online
obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | Phillies partial season ticket holder | rare disease patient | monogamous and in love | she/her but also a guy sometimes prof pic by @ethankocak.com
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@hausofholes.bsky.social
heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@dillo.media
lawyer, judge, father husband, brother, sister, son #speakYoureMind #1 belvedere appreciator
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
Political free agent Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy