Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
@timbaffoe.bsky.social
Back off, Warchild, seriously. Chicago evangelizer. Views my own and that of your cool cousin. Read me: https://p-o-s-blog.ghost.io/
@pillarsports.bsky.social
Only the finest* and most thoughtfully-vetted sports news† available in print‡ to Chicago fans for over a century. * - satirical † - made up ‡ - on the internet
@anti-aging.bsky.social
Critics are saying: "deeply fucking unserious labeler" "cringe fr" "sad lonely jackass" "hateful rightwing shrew who can't make friends" "Moderation as satire has arrived" "the anti-aging labeller is fun, even though whoever runs it is clearly insane"
@nutlick.bsky.social
United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass Parody?
@kimberbee64.bsky.social
Massage therapist, Gemini, mother of cats and amateur photographer. Beware of F bombs.
@mims.bsky.social
WSJ tech columnist. Dog person. Author of Arriving Today, an unfortunately timely book about the global system of trade we're currently flushing down the toilet: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/arriving-today-christopher-mims
@stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social
Father and writer, mental illness survivor, sufferer of sciatic pain, mood disorders, and self-recrimination. I also write sci-fi, with a book out coming soon-ish. Horrible people make beautiful art. Here's where I talk about my stuff: www.karmazenuk.com
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
she computer and sound at hotbrain.land sign up for our mailing list at hotbrain.land @hotbrain.bsky.social av by @sensuhd.bsky.social
@kaylacalkin.bsky.social
Full-Time Federal Campaigns Director @NRDC.org🌎. Part-Time Westie belly scratcher 🐶. Breast cancer thriver. 🫶🏻 Denver based🏔️World bound. ✈️ Alum of: ✔️Kamala Harris ✔️First Descents ✔️Hillary ✔️Planned Parenthood ✔️Wellesley College
@mommiedearest.bsky.social
@harrisonfork.com
2024 has proven that the multi-verse is real... and that we're in the dumb universe.
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, game runner, and movie buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed)
@jezebelli.bsky.social
Left Twitter without saying goodbye, came here to smoke pot and cuss with yall. Muse and creative. Keep making art.
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
Me/my books: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman Left is Right: https://brucecoffman89.wixsite.com/leftisright America's Avon Guy: https://www.avon.com/brochure?rep=bcoffman I'm with 🇨🇦 & 🇺🇦 #RESIST
@nihilist-arbys.bsky.social
Officially, I have nothing to do with arby’s. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby’s
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
@tinavstammy.bsky.social
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friends. Peace." paypal.me/HNoble994 $BoobPunchTina
@acabpigs1775.bsky.social
It's good to keep a hard man down.....wait.... I'm the one who was at that thing in the past.
@phillipusa.bsky.social
Veteran🇺🇸Extreme Anti-MAGA🚫Climate Crisis is real🌪️Serial Moron Blocker🚫Married🩷Liberal💙Unrepentant potty mouth🤬Woke AF👊Union💪ProChoice
@fordavi.bsky.social
- Not leaving this existence until we win. - Data analytics guy. Data>Dogma - We all need to laugh more, especially at ourselves. - Trying to leave a legacy, not a mess.
@cory.catchprobability.com
TJM 💕 2016 World Series Champions 🐻⚾️ Created @catchprobability.com Running: @cubsbot.bsky.social @directorofmorale.bsky.social @umpscorecard.bsky.social
@cubsbot.bsky.social
The unofficial BlueSky home of the Chicago Cubs. Ran by @cory.catchprobability.com @Cubs admin message me if needed to be taken down
@thekeanecompound.bsky.social
Who made these Family Circus edits?? Fuq D'Faino!
@kaseyi99.bsky.social
Co-author Cubs By The Numbers. Cubs season ticket holder since 1984. Blackhawks & Bears fan. Retired COBOL programmer. Website: CubsByTheNumbers.com
@damionmatthews.bsky.social
Publisher of The Notable (coming soon.) 💙💙💙 🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/6oHmx 📸 https://instagram.com/damionmatthews
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
@jeffderoshia.bsky.social
“There’s what’s right and what’s right, and never the twain shall meet.” - H.I. McDunnough ANTIFA, DBA, HPC Sysadmin, Dog Dad, Drummer #TeamLiamNissanTM
@ru-kittenme.bsky.social
💙🤬🤓🐈⬛🏳️🌈 Former entertainment industry pro, Resister from another mister, sassy smart mouth snarkologist, bitey, sophisticated AF, Twitter refugee, sober and highly recommend it 🚫🍷
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@ketaminecaligula.bsky.social
To the barricades! Elon Muscovite & Fascist hate account. Killing Kleptocracy prevents Fascism! Oath-sworn to defend. 1: FIND FELLOWS 2: DISCUSS OPTIONS 3: DECIDE & TAKE ACTION! The best chance for survival is to FIGHT THROUGH an ambush!
@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
@cyclismo37a.bsky.social
@lilmissmolly.bsky.social
Bostonian, psychologist, public health @ Harvard Chan, BPS parent. Bike lane, public transit, affordable housing enthusiast. Social determinants of mental health, health/MH equity. She/her. 🏳️⚧️ My views do not reflect those of orgs I am associated with.