@thejesuschrist.bsky.social
Yo, I’m Jesus. Carpenter turned miracle worker—basically the OG influencer. Walked on water, died for your sins, came back like a boss. Turned water into wine, so yeah, I’m the life of the party. Just don’t nail me to anything—we’ve been there, done that.
@bsky.app
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