Clandestine Omelette
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
@chefreactions.bsky.social
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
@janeroehopeful.bsky.social
Bookslut, Grammar Auntie, Genius Waitress, General Loudmouth Useful ADHD tips based on, you know, life experience nolite te bastardes carborundorum MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS
@comfortablynumb420.bsky.social
💙😵💫🎬🎧🎫🍕🌿Leftist, #Letterboxd https://boxd.it/eLaxl #FilmSky music junkie #deadhead, foodie. Equal rights for all! 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ No bots; not here to buy; sell; donate; trade; argue #NoKings #starterpack friendly #LegalizeIt #GVerse #BlueResisters #BreakfastCrew
@rstevenson262.bsky.social
Over-caffeinated and under-appreciated. Fully retired. 420 friendly. Must love dogs. #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦
@bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social
Science and Shenanigans. Heart and Hope. https://bunsenbernerbmd.com
@aoc.bsky.social
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com
@50501movement.bsky.social
Official Bluesky account for the #50501Movement 🚨 Next up: June 14th 🇺🇸 Join the Movement > https://FiftyFifty.one
@joekatz45.bsky.social
Democracy is like exercise. You can't do it once every four years and complain when you don't see results. Pro-edit button. "Soros-backed." He/him. Linktree.com/joekatz45.
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com http://Patreon.com/jonathanedwarddurham https://jonathanedwarddurham.com
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. | [email protected] | I write about politics, religion, and culture in my award-winning blog/newsletter Charlotte's Web Thoughts: charlotteclymer.substack.com
@capnjackresists.bsky.social
Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
@pygmalionundone.bsky.social
I hate people, but I love persons. Architectural Abomination Afficionado.
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
Politics (Medicare 4 All), film, geekdom (Star Wars, Dune etc), and somewhat funny. The paranormal and the weird. Just be cool, yo. Jacksonville, FL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@xkcd.com
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@aspenmntn.bsky.social
Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.
@sarahwanh.bsky.social
Married, mom of the best two boys ever! Xray, bowling, crafter who loves margaritas and dancing on the street. Here to smile and spread joy. Welcome bluebirds
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@thedevil.bsky.social
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible fascists not welcome Better than the one on twitter.
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
@dianeiam.bsky.social
I’m a nature-loving liberal. ☮️ Retired RN. West coast Boomer. Feminist. Army Veteran. Caregiver for husband with advanced Parkinson’s with Parkinson’s dementia. I vote Blue. 🇺🇸💙 Please DO NOT include me in a starter pack unless we are friends. Thanks!
@fivetimessix.bsky.social
🇲🇽🇺🇦🇨🇦 Not my president 🖕 #resist 2.0 🌀 Stares at jokes I don't live in Phoenix! Joined 11/05/2024 User #11,587,234
@katiephang.bsky.social
Truth-Teller | Independent Journalist and Legal Analyst | Trial Lawyer | @katiephang on Substack, Instagram, Threads, & TikTok https://linktr.ee/katiephang?utm_source=linktree_admin_share “Though She Be But Little, She Is Fierce”
@atrupar.com
Independent journalist and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
@status.news
A nightly newsletter from @oliverdarcy.bsky.social covering the Fourth Estate, Hollywood, and Silicon Valley. Edited by @passantino.bsky.social. Subscribe today: http://status.news/subscribe
@oliverdarcy.bsky.social
writing @status.news, a nightly newsletter covering the Fourth Estate, Silicon Valley, and Hollywood. subscribe: http://status.news/subscribe inbox: [email protected]
@mattgertz.bsky.social
Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the former GOP congressman. Find me here: http://bio.site/mattgertz
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB. LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
@sentientpotato.bsky.social
they/them • spouse @dedduckie.bsky.social • recovering academic • do unto others & etc • ✕ 🜲
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America. Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it. As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
@numb.comfortab.ly
Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.