CourgetteOfCalamity
Loudly confused and caught on door handles. Evil genius prone to distraction by tofu. Occasional cyclist. Vampiric tendencies: undateable, unlovable, undead 🧛♀️
@simonwhale.bsky.social
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
@ellenmeister.bsky.social
Busy bestselling novelist who was once a clue on Jeopardy. (I couldn't believe it, either.) Admin of Dorothy Parker FB page, mother of 3 humans and 2 dogs. Proud dem, angry feminist. DMs closed.
@thankyoumrdata.bsky.social
I am Data, your friendly positronic pissed off android from the future, visiting the 21st century to deliver dank memes and smackdowns to Maga and Nazis. I am not Brant Spinner. I do not know who Blake Spider is.
@merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social
We are a 501c3 nonprofit farm animal sanctuary located in Charlotte, VT. We provide a healthy, happy, permanent home to 100+ rescued or otherwise homeless animals. https://linktr.ee/merrymacfarm
@doshishop.bsky.social
We're that vegan friend who won't judge you. 👜 Luxury Vegan Leather Accessories 🌱 Recycled & Sustainable Materials https://doshi.shop/
@synthmanwales.bsky.social
No one to follow And nothing to teach Except that the goal Falls short of the reach
@apiln.bsky.social
Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. Earnest replies will be mocked.
@fishtopher.bsky.social
FIV+ internet cat 🐟animal rescue fan 🐠 spay and neuter your pets https://linktr.ee/fishtopher
@gonzo.bsky.social
Okrahamblone Cat A/K/A GONZOtheghoast. Certified 97.64% goode. Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast
@scamperbeasts.bsky.social
Sugar, Spice and Smudge, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
@thehardyboycats.bsky.social
Frank and Joe, brothers and besties from Halifax, Nova Scotia There is no AI or photoshop on any of the pictures I post, they're all photographs of my pets
@karaisntactive.bsky.social
iM a girl cat who loves naps and my dAde. jUst a fuzzy problem that lives in your house.
@rachelgoes262.bsky.social
Cats!! Here from #CatsOfTwitter , same @ Be the good human your pet thinks you are. #catchatbookclub, #Hedgewatch, retired from running marathon runner w multiple sclerosis , author: A Rose Blooms at Golden Fork on Amazon. website: www.rewindliveslow.com
@teresalouise.bsky.social
🐾 names Cat - Charlie Cat 🐾 judging one human at a time... 🐾 also turning water bowl over is best fun 😸 #AdoptDontShop 🌊🌊 #resist "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted " ~ Aesop
@fiascothecat.bsky.social
Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).
@milesnmolly.bsky.social
Miles O'Brien and Molly Millions. Two floofy rescue cats in Vancouver, Canada. Instagram: @milesnmolly
@princessluna.bsky.social
Just a little old tuxedo cat; 15 years old. Here to spread joy. Types in cat speak, but it's always translated in the alt text.Cousin Lucy guest posts sometimes. Don't like cat speak? scroll/block and move on. https://t.co/pkr1qyhuFw
@veronicaf.bsky.social
She/Her. Soapmaker. I foster lots of cats, and have a soft spot for ferals and feral rehab. Autistic/ADHD. Disabled - cEDS. Tasmanian. Lost everything in a house fire, Nov. Buy Soap: http://veronicafoaleessentials.com.au/ https://throne.com/veronicafoale
@guinnessisacat.bsky.social
AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦
@jettstrange.bsky.social
I'm here to post pictures of my dumb little cat. Sometimes I might post about video games, or music. It will be mostly cats though.
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
@lilbjornebaer.bsky.social
a small cryptid man. lord of leggies and madness. sometimes mother draws me.
@fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: http://fartycheddarcat.etsy.com My paytweeyon: http://patreon.com/fartycheddarcat
@gobycat10.bsky.social
In my 3rd and BEST furever home. Adopted from the Markham Animal Adoption & Education Centre #ZSHQ
@herfelinehighness.bsky.social
A colony of three cats just trying to make their way in the world and have a little fun. Support our treat and catnip habits at patreon.com/user?u=84986233 (Mom translates some of our diaries for you).
@mousecow.bsky.social
Being the adventures of a young cat whose principal interests are naps, washbaskets, and skritches. When born, I looked like a cow but was the size of a mouse. (She/her)
@acataday.bsky.social
from the archives of my cats lifes and sometimes guestcats from other countries while traveling, former cats: Gaston and Fantasia (brother and sister), then Clovis and Grisou. Right now Rosie (white, odd eye), Lucy (black and white) and Bruno (white grey)
@nervousenergy.bsky.social
Документирую будни кота Моркоу, кошки Морриган и кота-подростка Спорка. Люблю жену, мандарины и спать.
@lfgryph.com
Minnesotan in SC, daughter of Yooper. Sisu. Bi. ADHD. She/her. Writer. Early 40's. Animal shelter worker. TNR. Many cats. :) Links: https://linktr.ee/gryph42 Cat Sanctuary wishlist: https://throne.com/sarahgryph
@poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
poorly drawing cats since 2016 https://poorlycatdraw.carrd.co/
@thepastrybrothers.com
Two orange cats, living the good life in Jackson Hole, Wyoming with @guillermoesteves.com & @kdbirmingham.bsky.social.
@saffronsfloof.bsky.social
🐈⬛ + 💁🏻♀️. Daily cat adventures. Love 🌅, walks, and 🪶 Proud owner of world’s cutest meow and fluffiest tail. Bonded sis to Spice & aspiring friend to Zeo. Posts are a lil’ bit of everything, with a dose of mama’s 📸, responses, humor, & whimsy.
@crits4cats.bsky.social
Gaming & Rescue Cats! I stream games and my kittencam to raise $ to support cat rescue & TNR, shelter & foster cats! Registered 501c3 non-profit in Northeastern MD 🏳️⚧️ Cat Dad https://linktr.ee/crits4cats
@felinaria.bsky.social
Your feline oracle! The Cat speaks what your soul feels!🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾All these cats are ours! Seu oráculo felino! O Gato fala o que sua alma sente!🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾Somente gatos próprios! https://www.instagram.com/felinaria_gatos/profilecard/?igsh=MWN0NmxsZXgyaGt1cw==
@catcosplay.bsky.social
Cosplaying Cats! Professional Costumes on Cat Models. Don't try this at home. Other Socials: Search Cat Cosplay anywhere. Business: [email protected] Logo: @avivor.bsky.social
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com
Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a tech writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice.
@harpergruffy.bsky.social
i'm cat / fiv+ / 11 years old / twitch streamer (harpergruffy) / gotcha day: 11/18 / momb is @kuromiz.bsky.social
@biscoitothekitty.bsky.social
The adventures of my cute tabby cat! He's either sleeping or causing chaos Human: Bianca she/her Kitty: Biscoito he/him
@slothy666.bsky.social
Now I am become sleepy, taker of naps Cat dad to Chadwick and Desperado, collector of trinkets, lover of the old and obscure. Cat mom is @meobrien1991.bsky.social Adopt, don't shop
@heyjudehobson.bsky.social
Living my best #FIVCatsClub life. I wear my heart on my chest 🖤 Found my home thanks to Cats Protection. Founder of #GogurtClub 👅 Profile pic by https://bsky.app/profile/bumcchi.bsky.social
@vietnamcatwelfare.bsky.social
Rescuing cats in Vietnam since 2009 and providing a safe shelter for more than 100 precious animals. We are a UK registered charity (#1165729) based in Hội An 🇻🇳 🔗 vietnamcatwelfare.org 🎗️ patreon.com/VietnamCatWelfare
@dougiethreelegs.bsky.social
Three-leggy none-tail boy from the West of Ireland. Runner Up in the Nose of Tralee pet competition 2024! A nise plase, to enchoy the Musings of Duggy. Only nise vibes plese,, none meen ore hate aloud !!
@jasthecat.bsky.social
Formerly jazzyboycat at the tweeting place. I’m Jasper! A 7yo rescue cat living my best life. Brother to Darcie. 🌈 Here to follow cat accounts. #AdoptDontShop