Crutnacker
Social media outfluencer and Only Fans earlobe model. Banned in 51 states. Pisces. Once made Steve Martin laugh.
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People Who Were Fun At The Old Place
People I enjoyed following at the old place until the bloated bigot and the algorithm wrecked everything.
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt. Fuck all o those racist fascist assholes
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #resist #antitrump #theresistance #resistance #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@jennyemelie.bsky.social
Jack of all creativities; Master of English. Distracted by bright colours & shiny objects. Toronto, Canada She/her
@pcocteau.bsky.social
In the dark times, will there also be singing? Yes, there will be singing. About the dark times. - Bertolt Brecht
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Editor in Chief, MeidasNews. Former Fed & State Prosecutor, Marine, Attorney. Switched parties from R to D in 2020. MeidasPlus.com/subscribe
@godlyblue.bsky.social
I dislike billionaires and multimillionaires and I won't stop complaining about them until I become one. So if you want to silence me, it's going to cost you a couple of million.
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
@kendragarden.bsky.social
Author & Kindle Book Award finalist 👻 Part goth on my mom’s side 🖤 she/her https://linktr.ee/kendragarden
@everywhereist.bsky.social
James Beard Award-winning writer, bestselling author, and all-around weirdo behind Everywhereist.com. Author, ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hachette, 2017) and IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (PRH, 2024)
@nicsigni.bsky.social
Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com
@april.social
Staff Security Engineer at some random tech company, previously Mozilla, Dropbox, and (pre-Elon) Twitter. Has read @kateconger.bsky.social’s autobiography. web @ grayduck.mn // also github.com/april
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Parody. Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social
Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersecurity reporter + BlueSky's number one aquarium guy. official Project Veritas 'certificate of fake news' winner. also known as 'notorious scumbag Gizmodo freak' or 'Dopus Tom'
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
@kristenarnett.bsky.social
writer, librarian, huuuuge lesbian. dad. floridian. New York Times Bestselling author. Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
@wynter.bsky.social
Writer, Content Strategist, Podcaster, Digital Pioneer, Rebel, Chaos Agent LA Based / SF Raised IG @wynter Essays: wynter.substack.com Work: https://linktr.ee/wynterpatrice Live, Laugh, Loathe 🤎✨ #blacksky #listentoblackvoices Contact: wynter@omg.lol
@audipenny.bsky.social
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
@jenashleywright.bsky.social
Author of seven pop history books. Married to @kibblesmith.com. Mom to a toddler. ‘Glitz Glam & A Damn Good Time’ Biography of Mamie Fish On Sale Aug 5, 2025 from Hachette.
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
@mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
@mikedenison.bsky.social
Sometimes draw Bea Arthur daily * @scissorsnscrubs producer * sometimes doodle for Sony Pictures Television * sometimes take photos of celestial objects & events * #BeaADay
@natecorddry.bsky.social
Saints and poets maybe… they do some. https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1682319/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_0_nm_8_in_0_q_nate%2520
@dwightthemayor.bsky.social
@russbengtson.bsky.social
for real it's just slang rap democracy // sneakers, bikes, hoops, arsenal, mets // “a history of basketball in 15 sneakers” OUT NOW // former SLAM Ed // first dot last at gmail // AI sucks