Dexter Almighty

@johnehalliday.bsky.social

@sumarumi.bsky.social

Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@stevenorledge.bsky.social

Restaurants, cooking, birds, wine. Slings beer.

@dubstarfox.bsky.social

@vilms5000.bsky.social

previously vilms5000

@4721evanssir.bsky.social

Recently released from prison for beating up someone I met online. Drop by and say hi!

@phatwetmother.bsky.social

South Walian dude. Into old 70's & 80's cars. Worshipper of Abba and Alison Moyet. Dog & cat person. Forza and GTA addict. Sexy man addict. My dog is called James. Very leftist. Listen to The Dollop podcast.

@rocknrollerste.bsky.social

Not sure what I’m doing. Here, and in general. Don’t buy the S*n. #JFT97

@qwlr.bsky.social

Will cross the road to stroke a cat. ADHD&B.

@deb2qt2bstr8.bsky.social

LGBTQQ+ Private Hire Driver, Andover, Hampshire and surrounding areas. Fluent in sarcasm. https://phatapp.co.uk Book Debs cars now.

@clairemac.bsky.social

@1607westegg.bsky.social

Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg

@tambassador.bsky.social

@dick777.bsky.social

Stop me and buy one.

@secrettracksuit.bsky.social

'Selina said you’re like human asbestos and you belong in a special crèche with Rita Ora.'

@jojobadger.bsky.social

@normativenorm.bsky.social

Don’t put a lightbulb in your back pocket COYI

@soupstoo.bsky.social

Another bloody coat.

@sttamara.bsky.social

Tweet voyeur. Ffs I’m tired, give me a break, you do the work

@sylumheights.bsky.social

Ginsberg enthusiast

@brooksknee.bsky.social

@sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social

Get to the chopper

@msellasimone.bsky.social

Ella. My greatest ambition is to own a Giraffe and ride it into the West End. And to build a hotel for goats, up a tree

@edgrif.bsky.social

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social

Breathing

@beeclaudia.bsky.social

Pocket sized for convenience

@22caratewok.bsky.social

This is all a massive waste of time

@missdee.bsky.social

Actually, sometimes I *do* feel like a plastic bag She/Her/Princess

@hdspll.bsky.social

things don’t seem to be going very well

@robbingham.bsky.social

Positive role model.

@stevewhitehill.bsky.social

@nottheothermark.bsky.social

Served with a choice of chips or new potatoes.

@casioroee.bsky.social

@gj19eighty.bsky.social

Apathy would be my Gladiator name.

@clur.bsky.social

I just really love cats. London and sometimes the north.

@mathewcropper.bsky.social

🐈‍⬛ Cat dad. 🖖 Trek fan. 💻 Product guy. 📍 Dublin, Ireland.

@robonabike.bsky.social

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats. Oxford, UK

@philp83.bsky.social

I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist. #ladsladslads. Spinster gay with pets.

@retalsp.bsky.social

”The best thing on Twitter, end of” Former Hostess dinner trolley owner. When all of this inevitably collapses you can find me on twitter.

@loocetweets.bsky.social

Cat lover with two dogs

@andiedelicacy.bsky.social

Couch potato, hermit, eyeliner advocate, acquired taste. Just saving a space for when the other place dies. No GCs please (gender criticals or Giles Corens)

@idlewildgirl.bsky.social

Probably at a gig… #MDANT Manchester https://www.setlist.fm/user/Idlewildgirl

@benhomewood.bsky.social

Actor. Writer. Pirate. Wine club. If you know you know.

@dasmunch.bsky.social

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/YVA1YPMBTPB3?ref_=wl_share

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social

Big daft sod.

@rodgernash.co.uk

My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin once removed.

@blinx.bsky.social

I’ll talk about anything me

@juux.com

Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden

@mi55lmunster.bsky.social

If it’s weird, I’ll like it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/DLM2ISDPJPEU?ref_=wl_share