Dopey Don
Name: Dopey Donnie Bighands
Title: Supreme Builder of the Great Imaginary Wall™
Favorite Activity: Suing clouds for blocking his sun
Hands: Ironically tiny yet constantly gesturing like those of a conductor who controls an invisible orchestra of sycophants
@newsbreakinglive.bsky.social
Breaking News 🚨 on Bluesky from reliable sources. All by a reporter and family therapist Threads: 121k followers (same user). Formerly newsbreaking on X Donate: https://buymeacoffee.com/newsbreakinglive
@msnbc.com
The place for in-depth analysis, political commentary and diverse perspectives to #UnderstandMore.
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@theblue.report
🗞️ See popular links on Bluesky at theblue.report. This account hosts a feed to view the report in-app. For more advanced news aggregation on Bluesky, check out @sill.social!
@readingintandem.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Fantasy/Scifi/Horror Reader/Reviewer📚 📕:Assassins Quest 📧:[email protected] She/Her/Hers Most Commonly on Booktok: https://tiktok.com/@readingintandem https://linktr.ee/readingintandem
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. MARRIED TO 𝖤̶𝖫̶𝖮̶𝖭̶ I MEAN MELANIA TRUMP. READY TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY, OLIGARCHIES ARE COOL! #MAGA #Trump #Trump2024 (Obvious parody account lol, check following for my other parodies.)
@aoc.bsky.social
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com
@bsky.app
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