Emma Middleton

@cwarzel.bsky.social

Writer. Never bet against the dumbest outcome. @cwarzel.92 on signal if you have a tip

@mobydickatsea.bsky.social

Random lines from Moby Dick. Bot conceived, coded, and curated by @samplereality.bsky.social. Follow the companion bot @findmobydick.bsky.social for sources.

@jpbrammer.bsky.social

Writer. Illustrator. Joto.

@internethippo.bsky.social

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Writing and yelling.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

not the darth u are looking for

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social

The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true

@billcorbett.bsky.social

writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler. instagram @billcorbett Eu vou coringar

@joshgondelman.bsky.social

Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.

@andylevy.net

co-host of “as the world churns” (https://bsky.app/profile/astheworldchurnsad.bsky.social) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-the-world-churns/id1809267529 https://youtube.com/@astheworldchurnsad?si=jL5pP9Kb8shGqaUk proud asymmetric

@pftompkins.bsky.social

TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live

@kashana.bsky.social

TV writer. Author of the novels THE SURVIVALISTS and THE PAYBACK (July 2025). Deadly with a butter knife. Preorder THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com

@ugarles.bsky.social

dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social

@skullmandible.bsky.social

Game writer, narrative designer, all the other variations on whatever we call the job where you write the words and story in a video game. Lapsed academic. Dungeon Master on @skulltenders.bsky.social

@maplecocaine.bsky.social

former poster

@brendelbored.bsky.social

Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.

@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social

Messy writer with brilliant personal life.

@kentremendous.bsky.social

I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.

@adamcerious.bsky.social

nobody gets me- I'm the wind, baby. 💜💚💙

@lanyardigan.bsky.social

Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy

@hellocullen.bsky.social

Husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son

@ceej.online

just here to have fun online

@sireviscerate.bsky.social

Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Achewood comic that says "Ray, I am dead serious, fucked Garfield" my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w

@danmentos.com

it’s too late I’ve ruined it

@itsabbyyep.bsky.social

she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

@murrman5.bsky.social

https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ

@sadvil.bsky.social

get a load of this guy

@seanthomason.bsky.social

Rifftrax Writer / Producer Los Angeles

@ceeks.bsky.social

worse now

@karentozzi.bsky.social

Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.

@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social

from the magazines

@theandrewnadeau.bsky.social

Comedian, Writer, Producer of Spitfire Comedy, Founder of PersonaEssential.com

@gojeffgo.com

Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap" gojeffgo.com

@mtobey.bsky.social

Past: Comedy Central, The Onion Future: Dead 📍Michigan He/him 🩷💜💙

@lostcatdog.bsky.social

Former gifted child, current average child

@aligarchy.bsky.social

tv & video game writer, friend to birds 📍 LA | NY

@dansolomon.com

senior writer at Texas Monthly. wrote the YA novel The Fight For Midnight (it’s about abortion bans). i’m really a very complicated kinda guy. he/him

@edburmila.bsky.social

Ex- lots of things. Podcast is Mass for Shut-ins. Subscribe for good stuff on Patreon.com/ginandtacos.

@batkaren.bsky.social

my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

@thenatewolf.bsky.social

1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

@eliyudin.com

comedian :( also @whatatimepod.bsky.social

@andyrichter.co

I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1

@depanneur.bsky.social

thurman's friend, and perhaps your friend too fka @dreambote

@kwafurther.bsky.social

Gloucester girl in Western Mass. Fond of treats. Very low key on the profile.

@swordsjew.bsky.social

journalist, author, sword collector, schmoe. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich buy my new book!! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/ contact: [email protected]

@choire.bsky.social

I’m a princess, I’m divisive

@dril.bsky.social

Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal

@blainecapatch.bsky.social

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@mobute.bsky.social

Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute

@davidjroth.bsky.social

The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website