Existential Eggroll
Existential Eggroll. Witnessing the slow-motion train wreck of modern society. Send help (and maybe a better timeline).
@firehorselioness.bsky.social
NJ-💙 🏳️🌈partnered😻mom of 3 rescues - Woke, GenX, Anti-Fascist Nazi-Hater, Breast Cancer Warrior, Ambivert/Empath ♌️♒️♊️ ⚛️ Slava Ukraini! NO-DMs/Crypto/Porn/$$/Profile and NO-MAGA - I WILL BLOCK YOU!! 🇺🇦🇵🇱🇺🇸
@alt-ssa.altgov.info
One of two (2!!) official #altgov accounts for your friendly neighborhood SSA.
@madhouser.altgov.info
🏡Retrofitting reality and rebuilding community from the brutal bunker in SW. #AltGov #Bandofothers #Altpoetsociety Mad Houser Haiku: Mad about housing Mad at the state of the world Mad as a hatter
@alt-dol.altgov.info
The resistance team for the U.S. Department of Labor. Not an official government account. #resist #altgov
@vhabrainwitch.altgov.info
VA Psychotherapist. Social worker. Resistance gardener. Grandchild of WWII Navy veteran. Not an official VA account. Opinions are my own. Content =\= medical advice. Ask for forgiveness, not permission. #AltGov
@altreclamation.altgov.info
Reclaiming water in the American West, and reclaiming democracy wherever necessary.
@alt-usace.bsky.social
Fed employee. Resistance. #AltGov #Altfam. Dream job- steward to Turtle Island waters, lands, and people — no matter who is in the casa blanca. None of us are free until all of us are. Not official USACE Account. USACE staff can DM with any stories.
@altusmc.altgov.info
Marine, combat vet, former DoD leader. She/her. Apparently also woke and an enemy of the state now? Huh. Here to call out disinformation. And to, you know, obey my oath. ETA: And maybe to NOT share classified info via Signal chats.
@altnatarchives.altgov.info
Two NARAtians united to remind every one of the mission of the National Archives - “We preserve, protect, and share the historical records of the United States to promote public inquiry and strengthen democratic participation.” We ride at dawn. #altgov
@altnehgov.altgov.info
Democracy DEMANDS wisdom. History cannot be undone, books cannot be unwritten, experiences cannot be ignored. Not the official @nehgov.bsky.social account, but a collective of Hercules Mulligans. #AltGov
@altstategov.altgov.info
State Government Worker Covering all the ways the actions of the GOP Regime are impacting the work of state governments and more. DMs open to reporting impacts you're seeing relating to program funding cuts. Be your own #AltCitizen #AltGov
@altpresssec.altgov.info
Not a real fed Press Sec but watched she/her on TV and said “Hey, I can do that, but with facts.” When in doubt, refer to the First Amendment and The AP Stylebook, in that order. Verified #AltGov. 🗒️ 🇺🇸 #AltGov #AltFam
@alt-va-comrades.altgov.info
We are not Vets, but VA employees and humans who believe ALL Vets deserve better. We are also standing in solidarity with Federal Workers as we fight fascism, a hostile government takeover, and destruction of all we hold dear.✊🔥 #AltGov #AltFam #AltCitizen
@altusds.altgov.info
The official resistance team of the U.S. Digital Service. We are the Builders. #AltGov Send your stories: [email protected] https://www.wethebuilders.org/ https://givebutter.com/WTB
@rogueva.altgov.info
The official resistance page of the Department of Veterans Affairs. Not an official government page. Views expressed here DEFINITELY do not reflect those of the regime. Sailors cuss like ME.
@roguecvm.altgov.info
Federal Employee during 2025 Coup and so much more including puppy mom.
@rebelfema.altgov.info
Fighting disinformation. Committed to helping ALL people before during & after disasters. Institutions fall one after the other unless each is defended from the beginning. -Timothy Snyder #AltGov #altcitizen Not an official FEMA account.Views are ours
@altusfs.altgov.info
📣 Speaking for the trees, and: 🌲 600 million forest acres 💚 193 million acres public land 🥾 164,000 miles of trails 🎣 400,000 miles of streams 🪵 Billions of board feet timber 🚰 Trillions of gallons clean water 🚫Not affiliated with USDA Forest Service
@altlofc.altgov.info
Alt Library of Congress #TheResistance 🇺🇸&🌏Political commentary. "Science is vital for progressive society." Verified by @snopes 👍🏼MLS📚 #AltGov cartoonist, doctoral student. I stand in support of those under siege or occupied by the same regime. 🇺🇸 🇬🇪 🇺🇦
@roguefema.altgov.info
Not an official government account. But you aren't here for that, right?
@emilyjaynef.bsky.social
Retired, Jewish, anti-Zionist, pro peace, pro worker. One husband, 2 kids, 1 dog. I am weighing my options.
@alt-nihscience4all.altgov.info
Science geek who believes science is for everyone! ALL should be included in the scientific process!
@epiellie.bsky.social
Epidemiologist and science communicator | newsletter: epiellie.substack.com | cohost @casualinfer podcast | Causal inference for public health #epitwitter | Canadian in US 🇨🇦 | she/her/Dr
@thevivllainous.bsky.social
She/Her 🍉 Clownery is the best medicine Bluesky is where I post my nonsense✨
@mrraniac.bsky.social
Writer. Reviewer. Anti-capitalism. (Isn’t that a funny juxtaposition?) Pickle sees all.
@suellade.bsky.social
Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. Parody
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@cinjaa.bsky.social
💙RESISTER ALWAYS💙 NO DMs‼️ 💙You get what you give- Karma is real! Blue Ridge Mtns VA💙
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I am America’s Best Christian™. But you knew that. You can find exclusive content here: https://www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBowers TITHE: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=Q6REDKBBVUJLU
@leslielyons.bsky.social
I am a retired pediatrician and Louisianian who resides very left of center! I love animals and some people. I now have time for some Good Trouble.
@cdpaiz.bsky.social
Factotum. Disabled Vet. Often Antisocial, ALWAYS Antifascist. Dog Whisperer. Desert Plant Herder. Climate Alarmist. Politics & Pop Culture Sponge. DJ/Host of @djpaleodave.bsky.social at @ktdttucson.bsky.social. MAGA=Cancer. Slava Ukraini. Op-Eds are mine.
@scandidude.bsky.social
Just a guy from Scandinavia, happy married, proud grandfather. No posts, you got blocked. 🚫Illuminati, you got blocked. 🚫Sketchy GFMs, you got blocked. 🚫Crypto, you got blocked 🚫Only fans, you got blocked #Fediverse,#Linux,#Opensource
@shrinkatlarge.bsky.social
Consultant clinical psychologist/ activist/ neuroqueer bluestocking. Former Lived Experience Practitioner. Future failed poet. Will question ideology for cake. 💜🎭🦓🥄🏳️🌈 #MadSky #TraumaNotPD #Disability #Neurodivergent #Mad https://t.co/83d2Ztwpp2
@handymanken.bsky.social
A handyman, problem solver, husband, father, grandfather, American, democrat, disappointed person
@50501movement.bsky.social
Official Bluesky account for the #50501Movement 🚨 Next up: June 14th 🇺🇸 Join the Movement > https://FiftyFifty.one
@moveon.org
Take action with millions across the country to build an America where everyone can thrive. Join the movement: tap.bio/@moveon
@altssa.altgov.info
Your friendly local SSA agent just trying to survive. DMs are open. Ensuring payments go out no matter what. #AltGov #AltCitizen
@altcoast.altgov.info
Sharing news from the Coast Guard, the Federal Government, and beyond. Semper Paratus, Semper Pro Populus (Always Ready, Always for the People). Not affiliated with Official USCG. Views are solely my own opinions. #AltGov 🥄
@altusda.altgov.info
Big USDA’s bratty little unsanctioned sibling🌱🐮 They say: “Do Right and Feed Everyone” Us, barging in: “…and Educate Everyone, too” #climatesmart #nutrition #science #urbanag #conservation #diversity #bullsonparade #renegade #resist 🚜💨🥦🥕⚗️🏡🌎🌈🐮✊
@larry.earth
🏳️🌈 husband🔹dem🔹software engineer🔹deadhead🔹secular jew🔹BLM🔹🏳️⚧️ally🔹stand with🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇪🇺 🔹Private Bookmarks bit.ly/4bhyuaG 🔹AltGov Feed bit.ly/4hNBzl8 🔹AltGov Labeler bit.ly/4gUZxd1 🔹Tie Dye Sky bit.ly/43fZV2i
@generationsnark.bsky.social
USAF vet Exhausted empath Progressive Alphabet Mafia DIYer Animal Lover ADHDer Half-asser extraordinaire
@altairforce.altgov.info
Loyalty to our Constitution, not a politician, god or person. Not an official Air Force acct. I’m a fed worker, vet & mil spouse here to communicate, share information and more importantly, offer support. I’ve BTDT but am not an expert on much 😅