A Finer Trebuchet
waiting for the sun to shine
The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu
The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
✨Who knew the path to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting✨🚀🌙 ⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4jbwhwamadbnourb3it6f7s/feed/aaami45p2o4hk
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the sixties and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
@garyyyyy.bsky.social
Possibly musical, possibly a traveler, definitely married to my love G (@contradiction70.bsky.social)
@mitdasein.bsky.social
Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Past my halfway point. Electronic sound maker. People sketcher. Nudity enjoyer. Show me your pets. MDNI 🔞DM at discord: Mitdasein #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
@msxtina.bsky.social
🩷 ADHD Scorpio Shitshow 🩷 she/her/ally. I probably won't reply to DMs. No offense.
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc
@ishigh.lol
He/Him Low energy communist Grower *and* a shower Your hairy internet uncle #Chiptastic ✊No war but ass war✊ pink pussy hat by Brit
@mrmambo.bsky.social
Mental health requires work. If you're not afraid of hard work, it's there. The Rainbow Bridge is within each of us and attainable in this life. "Within that place is who you are, it never dies, it is perfect" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSGaZw0q
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes it can always get worse😐 i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
@bretbatson.bsky.social
My week beats your year. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 ❤️⚡️💲 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝
@achillesheals.bsky.social
North Coast California Kind of a sweetheart Kind of street Flower gardener Vegetable gardener My mom dipped me in the River Styx, except for one heel
@nowayray.bsky.social
Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
@dariusw.bsky.social
🟩 ♎️ 🪩 🥗 🏳️🌈 💑 💍 🩲 🔞🐈⬛🎧🦈🎄🍑🏀🗽🦄 She-wolf of the Hyrkanian Steppes Blah blah blah. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5pczeahw5sgryk6lawg3cz7e/feed/aaabokaveu3cu Get to know me in the Feeds tab. ^[s|t]{0,1}h[e|i][r|y|m]{0,1}$
@seancefiction.bsky.social
oh, she’s just some UGLY interweb séance fiction vvitch that types bipolarisms, lovey nonsense, grotesque discothèque & whimsifuvk that amuses✨shhh… ⛧Location: under yr bed; typing ⟡Born in the Nineteen Hundreds ⁀➴only SM 🪱maggots crawling out her pussy🐚
@thecolbertson.bsky.social
Go on without, me, I’ll catch up in five minutes. A certified idiot. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ob6qrzad6m567hf63j3lqrwz/feed/aaaayyv6djtee
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
maryland’s favorite daughter brooklyn’s finest gal a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price 🇵🇸
@kneelingwoman.bsky.social
Veni, vidi, factus sum Veneficus. Going morally gray while I fondle food, finger words, and fixate on the illusions. ~🔞, often NSFW~
@hormonella.bsky.social
My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill
@lizqtrouble.bsky.social
Whatup Bitches & Besties?! This is a Norm Peterson alt Existing in litigation HeLL Perverted but in a whimsical and elegant way OnlySnaps Model & CEO✨ Gooch Muse Tips: DM for Snap, Venm, CashApp Tacos/Selena/Atheism/Existential Dread
@vicsvaporub.bsky.social
The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq
@solitudex.bsky.social
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares Drowning in the sea of TIME... »Cyber soul crossing Space & Time X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞ Popular Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlywvc252kvz4hc4j24jhwh2/feed/aaafppi6bc52m
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
@matthewxwehttam.bsky.social
Independent, progressive, optimistic, & the product of James Joyce, most famous socialist ever. Trying to wake sleepy ignorant sheep since 2000, when BigOil Bush “beat” Al Gore and we’ve been sliding ever since. God bless the good ones among us!!🙏🚫DMs🙏🚫💰🙏
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg
@numb.comfortab.ly
Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
i don't blame you (yes i do) mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaaov5bpxf23q alt pfp: starfish on a beach that looks like it’s leaping over something. alt bgp: close up on a tree in winter, bare branches sprawling
@dnschmidt.com
Science fiction writer and humorist. Get my books, free stories, and writing tips at https://dnschmidt.com. Sign up for email updates so you don’t miss a thing! My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3nnyps5gbtsw5vp5owlehuvd/feed/aaacz2uzt6fqg
@walks30.bsky.social
Proud Dad, Retired Pharmacist, Deadhead, Evolution Promoter, Married for 36 years, long suffering Arsenal fan, MCI-short term memory loss. he/him 🍁🇨🇦Alberta #ABResistance No DMs, please Icon: Takashi Murakami Header: Dead & Co., Vegas Sphere, 2024/05/31
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance. (she/her) 🚫AI slop
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@pammyds.bsky.social
INFJ ~ Life path 33 ❤️ ☀️♉🌕♏⬆️♒ 777 333 888 ✨ https://X.com/_Pammy_DS_ pammyds.website https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkkepgse5pejkhkrvstzeyji/feed/aaadyurnb44ls Scotland 🏴❤️
@theastutegaloot.bsky.social
Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1
@bettyriot.bsky.social
Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
#YNWA often near moss pfp: woman w/fire effect banner: ferns at night
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak