Funkhauser
Politics, house music, light ales, Europhile, menswear, ramblings…
Midlands born. Oblong residing.
#LUFC
@andyparmo.co.uk
Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
@jwsidders.bsky.social
South West England via the Midlands but made in NW5. Spurs, Spain and social democracy. I like a hike.
@alirawuk.bsky.social
Retro Gamer, dad, lufc, northerner (UK). Currently playing: Shovel Knight , Baldur's Gate 3
@mellyfratelli.bsky.social
I already wasted the whole day. I already feel bad. https://boxd.it/ONe3
@kvnclmn.bsky.social
All the sport, some other things. Cork, Ireland. Sportswriting @ www.gobb.ie (pixel portrait by @officialbagface.bsky.social)
@fodder96.bsky.social
Leeds United fan. Now living in Scotland & might mention St Johnstone occasionally. Basketball player… point guard (retired but still a hooper).
@kneecapceol.bsky.social
Unofficial Kneecap account that I hope the lads will come and claim. Email [email protected] to claim. Let's build a following here in advance, folks! GRMA
@dav1dman.bsky.social
Generic pleb. Mainly chat bollocks about LUFC. Unrelenting pessimism a byproduct of a malfunctioning brain. Not very good at listening, etc. Don’t vote Tory.
@thecenci.bsky.social
Columnist for The Anfield Wrap, Ripperologist, Sherlock: Adler to Amberley host, Fundraising Manager, Scouse but Norfolk based, professional amateur, autistic, tired. ‘A man of the world’ - Elis James
@groomb.bsky.social
Ex-Financial Times Assistant Editor. Ex-editor Scotland on Sunday. Author of 'Made in Manchester' (2024) and bestselling 'Northerners: A History' (2022).
@martinc7.bsky.social
Englishman living in Arizona. Leeds United, Washington Commanders, F1, England and Lancashire cricket, humour and a bit of politics!
@aliwood163.bsky.social
@sparkeface.bsky.social
Artist, Football fan, Leeds Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/tomsshopcouk/?etsrc=sdt #LUFC
@jmpsimor.bsky.social
Barrister, environment, energy, public law, human rights. Visiting Prof LSE & Goldsmiths.
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
A waffle man. (Mute the #TOTP hashtag if you don't want to be bombarded with occasional nonsense from me) 🍀🍀🍀
@dano1883.bsky.social
Sometimes known as Gus. Cosa posso fare! Incorrigible, carrot crunching connoisseur. #FOD #DanoFacts #GTBI #Danosdaps
@iggypopbarker.bsky.social
Exiled Wool. Lovejoy, Bergerac, North East bore, Rutland denier, and MD Alternative National Treasure.
@ianrankin1.bsky.social
Author, Inspector Rebus (and other stuff). Edinburgh-based. More usually pub-based.
@williamshuttoh.bsky.social
I support Man City. Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life."
@michaelspicer.bsky.social
Please listen to my radio show. It's called No Room. Thank you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yrzs
@carmunist.bsky.social
Learning and teaching my language—Nishnaabemwin. Jijaak ndoodem. Consultant at Oodenaw.com. Award-winning short fiction author and poet. Developmental editor at DarlingAxe.com. Kidlit, YA, hist fic, women's lit. She/they
@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
@theashpreston.bsky.social
"Comedian" / Hair / Northern working class scum / Old pop culture content / Wrestling / Hack jokes / TOTP / He/Him 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 https://ko-fi.com/ashpreston#
@omero.bsky.social
Music: The Lounge Bar Orchestra. “Luxuriate in this period-correct music…” Books: Not In Front of the Children; Sharp! Flicknife Record & Other Adventures. https://greghealey.uk/ Chaise longue football fan. LUFC.
@richholm.bsky.social
Straight outta Holbeck | Do #DigitalManufacturing by day | Husband | Father | a little bit Leeds #LUFC | wannabe #Jedi | Usually found up a hill | "There is no Plan B. Just do Plan A better" M.Bielsa
@perthwhite.bsky.social
Live in Subi and follow the Whites - increasingly, it seems, at 3am. Show me: dogs, nature photography, eating out, and bad things happening to Scum. Ask me about: bringjng up daughters, cancer, foodcubes, social performance and human rights.
@ricardosdelleeds.bsky.social
Leeds fan lost in Wearside. Here to talk football and bin off X
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
I’m not always having a go at wrong’uns…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Co-Host of The Trawl Podcast https://linktr.ee/thetrawlpodcast | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews |
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Writer & editor at The Athletic | Creator & host of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 podcast, for my sins | linktr.ee/footballcliches