Oompa Lumpenprole
Here to tell dumb jokes for free. It's like QAnon for Hyrule. Boy, that whole movement got memory-holed.
@mayor.bsky.social
Host of Vander Jam, Don’t Take It Personally, Bakshi Ball and BatBoy! | Author of Troop 47: The Merit Badge of Courage | he/him/howard
@nsodailydose.bsky.social
Highlighting a game available on Nintendo Switch Online every day! Admin: @towndarling.bsky.social Not associated with Nintendo
@allieyoung13.bsky.social
I am Diné | Writer | Indigenous Activist | Founder @protect_sacred | All views are my own | Media Inquiries: protectthesacred@ellecomm.com
@edburmila.bsky.social
Ex- lots of things. Podcast is Mass for Shut-ins. Subscribe for good stuff on Patreon.com/ginandtacos.
@numb.comfortab.ly
Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@mariabamford.bsky.social
✈️ I'M COMING TO SEE YOU! Want to come to a show but no $? Email me ➡️ Ariamaamfordba@gmail.com
@rageknows.bsky.social
29, personal & political shitposting elementary art teacher 🎨 eat the rich
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.
@hillcrestcardco.bsky.social
Indie artist, she/they. Autistic/disabled Latina. Spicy greeting cards, vinyl decals, leftist postcards y más, owner-operated since 2017 ✨ I've got more than 580 five-star reviews!!! ✨ https://hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com
@burdockandbramble.bsky.social
An anti-industrial farm specializing in rewilding and agroforestry. 45 acres of forest regrown since 1999, farming in these same Northern Appalachian hills since 1983. Beware: not a gentrifier or hobby farmer, may have actual opinions
@420mercymain69.bsky.social
Opre Roma! | War on the palaces, peace to the cottages | Peaceful, but full of rage so consider yourself lucky | Jesus is my co-pilot and we’re cruising for pussy
@perfectpic.bsky.social
Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Blow Your Mind . No content own dm for credit/removal
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social
@jaywillis.net
I write about courts, democracy, media, and the three raccoons who live in a tree behind my house. Bluesky’s ONLY fantasy football guru. EIC @ballsandstrikes.org, more writing at jaywillis.net.
@parkermolloy.com
I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.bsky.social / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
@goddammitsarah.bsky.social
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
@habibiwolf.bsky.social
“وحدةِ الدّم خطوةٌ على طريق النّصر عاش النّضال اللبناني الفلسطيني المشترك في وجه الإرهاب الصهيوني” agender - demi/ace lebanese 🇱🇧 diaspora + Irish/Swedish https://chuffed.org/project/124344-help-a-lone-wolf-and-cub-to-live 🧿
@yuckipapi.bsky.social
https://shorturl.at/AKpjp Ill b nice 2 u experimental hip-hop artist Chicago musical garage fire pi-noisy 🇵🇭 Carly Rae Jepsen/Fallout: New Vegas superfan Free 🇵🇸
@davekarpf.bsky.social
Political Communication Professor at GWU. I write a lot about the history and future of tech and politics. Best known for that one time I made fun of Bret Stephens. Davekarpf.substack.com
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and the forthcoming SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
@rubydoomsday.bsky.social
Startup survivor. Writes for food, rent, trips, guitars. Used to make music — https://humbugsounds.bandcamp.com/album/midheaven-deluxe-edition Currently a civil (mostly) serpent. Plain English sticklerer. Don't put that there.
@brianoblivion.bsky.social
Prophet. The internet is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the internet is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the internet screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it.
@jaytingle.bsky.social
CWA member, old guy who lives in a state forest. "Love me, I'm a liberal."
@johnbrownsbody.bsky.social
Set fire to the preacher who is promising you hell. Legal nihilist. An accomplice, not an ally. Free Palestine. Free Everyone. (He/they)
@bro-laren.bsky.social
Zesty lil 🏳️⚧️man surfing the information highway Sheltered and safe. Acespec. Neurodivergent. Queer Marxist-Leninist who bullies bigots in #resist
@electricalwsop.bsky.social
Recording engineer who plays poker and billiards and eats like a Viking
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
@postradamus.bsky.social
recovering poster, meme enthusiast, idpol enjoyer 2nd runner-up "most terminally online 2021" "Quasimodo predicted all this, you know" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTS_D2i81-8