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It's not "Captain" -- I was promoted
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Misanthropic mutant ex-investment banker; liberal Xennial with Keynesian inclinations; childless Jew-ish cat father (with like religious affiliation); and heteropessimist demisexual with attachment issues…
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@jg-mi.bsky.social
Radical leftist lunatic. Activist and dog lover. Woke and ready to fight. Cockatoo lover no dms
@jules1212.bsky.social
Former Social Worker. Rule number one, “F!*k what they say, watch what they do!” Ahem! Watch what WE DO! Any decision without ACTION is fantasy. I’m here to fight for democracy and make good friends to join me in getting involved in good trouble.
@juliana53.bsky.social
#Bluecrew #TeamJustice Kindness matters. Womens rights are human rights. Love dogs and Music. NO DMS. WILL BLOCK YOU. TM Meditator. TRUMP IS A MONSTER. #Resist!. Please excuse typos. My vision
@julies.bsky.social
Mom 🌸 Wife 🌸 PNW 🌸 Human Rights Advocate 🌸 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally 🌸 Animals 🌸 Books 🌸 Music 🌸 😷 🌊 ✊🏼 🇺🇦
@kittymurphymtl.bsky.social
Just Bailey (my rescue dog who thinks he’s my boss) and I - living in Montreal, Quebec.
@krazycanuck70.bsky.social
Dual Citizen 🇨🇦🇺🇸 , 🐱animal lover, 🌳planet lover, 👩🏻🤝👨🏼humanist , 🏳️🌈 Ally, 💖prochioce☮️ 💙Save Democracy, FDT🖕 Born and bred in Canada ❤️ live & work in the U.S. You can take the Girl outta Canada but you can’t take the canada out of the girl 😘 Rock ‘n Roll chick🎵
@lydiapurple.bsky.social
I am a proud Canadian who loves my country and doesn't want it to follow in the footsteps of our southern neighbour.
@mason6285.bsky.social
Retired Cape Cod Democrat and dog lover. Married, with 2 adult daughters so I’m all in on women’s rights. 🐶🇺🇦💙
@missesheather.bsky.social
Animal rescue & foster. Lover of nature, space, data, day dreaming, and learning all the things.
@mommabear7.bsky.social
No DMs -Chicago Cubs & Bears fan. Progressive. Animal lover. Avid gardener. Mom to 5 nana to 8. Fur mom to 3 One day at a time with a smile Please No DMs. If you have Musk or Trump in your bio I’m blocking you
@nanashasha.bsky.social
💙 Democrat, feminist, #MeidasMighty, pro-democracy, pro-LGBTQIA, pro-choice, pro-Ukraine. Retired Respiratory Therapist, married, nana, atheist, painter, gardener, dog mom. Do not despair, do not surrender, do not quit. WE are the real patriots!💙
@navyveteran1038.bsky.social
Happily Married To the best Chef on earth. I Eat like a KING wildflourskitchen.com Navy Veteran, retired and happy. Liberal from the word go. Never Trumper, if you like Trump don’t follow me. No DMs, No Bitcoin, No Crypto. Stay blue and we can connect
@noone61.bsky.social
Doctoral candidate working on an EdD in Leadership. I am a social construct theorist and research enthusiast.
@nurse-chapel.bsky.social
#TheResistance is back & #StrongerTogether! Call to action-call senators&rep every day! LGBTQ BLM DEI DACA advocate-basically, if 45 is for it, I'm against it& speaking out! Join me, please! Слава Україні!🌻🇺🇦 🍁🇨🇦❄️🇬🇱
@roy040.bsky.social
HATE "Donny 2 Dolls" / "TACO" and "Leaky" 🌊 #BlueCrew 🩵 #VoteBlue 🌊 🇳🇱 Married to an 🇺🇸 Democrat
@ruthidalia.bsky.social
Woke and Proud Wife, Mom, and GiGi. I’m a Humanitarian, I support Immigrants and I stand Proud as a Puerto Rican🇵🇷 #Democrat 💙💛 #BlueCrew💙#Resister #8647 🚫MAGA🚫DM🚫OF🚫BS🚫tRump Share my Link: https://www.youtube.com/live/Z7uhTakjbJI?si=_O6tXOdjakpc5U46
@sandramlovespugs.bsky.social
Mom, grandma, retired, wife, and entrepreneur. Marine Corps Mom x 2. I believe in treating everyone with dignity and respect. 🚫 DMs. I love Pugs, my Pomeranians, and our crazy little Chihuahua. They keep us all happily entertained. 😊
@scarr54.bsky.social
I cleaned out 11k followers out of fear. Rebuilding. No DMs, no maga! We made it to Cascais & our new life away from the lunacy in the US. The mob boss & his cronies have destroyed the US & turned it into a shithole! 🇵🇹
@shespeakstruth.bsky.social
AUDHD🧡💙♾️| Mom 🎀🤱| Happily Married👩❤️👨| Boss Lady 💼| 🚫 💬DM’s 💙Pro democracy; justice & equality for ALL #resist #savedemocracy 🚫Do not support Ra(p/c)ist for public office especially President 🤦♀️ ➕If you agree, let’s be friends
@stopbeingaderp.bsky.social
Husband, father, veteran, cancer survivor, gun owner/control, pro-choice, deadpan humor, sarcastic AF, obscene potty mouth, GenXer, salty & critical thinker. Wisconsin 💙
@susan-n.bsky.social
💙 Accidental Activist 💙 Oppose-Resist 💙 CALL Capitol 866.426.2631 #ImpeachAndRemove #ODAAT #ProudBlue #WTPBlue #Dems1 #Meidas #MTN 💙 Facts Matter 💙 I Vet/Love my followers TY 💙 KINDNESS 🇺🇦 Stay strong 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 💙 Married 💙 Love GenZ (mom to two)
@sweatersteve.bsky.social
🚫DMs 🚫OFs 🚫CRYPTO 🚫MAGA - INSTANT BLOCK. I’m doing the best I can on my one trip on this blue marble. 🌎Be kind. 💙 You matter. 🌸 Pay it forward. Mother of 5 (humans and fur babies). Grandmother. 💙 🌸 Be safe 🌸 Hold the line. Do not resign. 🇺🇸
@terrihepner.bsky.social
Lifelong learner| Feminist & Progressive - maybe leftist 💙 #Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #BLM #SCOTUSisCorrupt |🌱vegan for me,🌎 & 🐾| Native plants & Open Space | se habla español | she/her #Resisters #Resist #Antifascist 🚫 DM
@tia-a.bsky.social
MS in Environmental science; lover of all things pets, food, math rocks 🎲 and hockey; and instigator of shenanigans;, I’m all done with your BS. yes, I’m talking to you. and you too!
@tickety-blue.bsky.social
How did we get here again????? #StillResisting in Florida👊💙🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽 Hard core Foodie. Love to dance, hike, travel, and drink exceptionally good coffee.
@tigercat794.bsky.social
Love animals and nature, beaching and camping, kayaking and hiking. Believe in equal rights, bodily autonomy, and protecting the environment. Retired elementary library teacher. “…and I'm frightened by those who don't see it.” - Avett Brothers
@tlarson28.bsky.social
Married 68 year old Seattle native, retired truck driver working as a school bus driver. Lifelong Democrat. Teamsters #174 Union member for 48 years. Fighting for democracy. #NotGoingBack No DMs please
@vatechphidelt244.bsky.social
Dad. #DMV. VT Hokie Alum. ΦΔΘ. NO random DMs Pls. All American and Zero MA*GA Racism = Fear + Hate We all own a piece of this 🇺🇸 and this 🏳️🌈
@wmcsllc.bsky.social
Medical compliance consultant. Proud democrat, a proud son of a veteran and one who takes care of his father. NO DM's, or messages, until I know U better.
@wrekanthony.bsky.social
Political Scientist, judge of election, filmmaker, podcaster, musician, vocalist, location sound guy, seeker of truth, honesty, ethics, and integrity in our lawmakers, and elected officials.
@nktpnd.bsky.social
Stanton Senior Fellow, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace; Author of ‘THE NEW NUCLEAR AGE’ (Polity) & ‘KIM JONG UN AND THE BOMB’ (Hurst/Oxford) https://panda.substack.com/
@monica-e.bsky.social
She/Her💙Empath💙Liberal Cali part Chilean. Blue 🔵 in #Arkansas 🟥 sea. Let's turn it back blue!!💙🌊 #ProChoice #GoodTrouble Dancer, Singer, Creator 🌈💃👩🎤🎶🎭🎨🧘♀️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇨🇱 No one is illegal on stolen land. 🫶world cultures.🌎🎎🪆🪅🧿🪬🇺🇦 #TruthWarrior #AntiTrump #BlueCrew
@calcats.bsky.social
Justice Zealot. Knowledge is Power. Misinformation is destroying our country! Resist! NO DMS.
@bretplate.bsky.social
I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Created the 1st BPA-Free water bottle. Starting a new co. to continue the fight against plastics & climate change. 'X' Refugee. Buddhist. It's not too late to save the planet.
@natasha02783807.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Wanderer of the Universe, loves animals, books, music, movies, politics. Fervent resister. Detests Trump and MAGA. Still believes that in the end, goodness will prevail. #BlueCrew NO DMs PLEASE! 🍁🍁🍁
@harrb2.bsky.social
Harris Supporter vote blue #resist Vietnam Veteran Bronze Star recipient. Commanders,Wizards,Capitals,Nationals,and Maryland Terps fan 🚫Dm. 🚫I won’t follow back any account without a profile description.
@boudicasal.bsky.social
RESIST | Get in Good Trouble |We are Stronger Together | Quaker | Courage is Contagious | Do Not Obey in Advance | End the War on Women | Married to a proud Navy Vet 🚫 MAGA 🚫 DM’s 🚫Racism 🚫 Porn
@mikelbach.bsky.social
Stepping away from social media for the summer. Blue to the core 🌊💙☮️❤️🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈 #ProChoice Tax the rich to lift up the sick, poor, homeless, & hungry. USA elected an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon. WTAF!
@dj-exquisite.bsky.social
👀LOOK For The Helpers🥰We Will Rise✊️ Lean On Me🌻Conserve🌎 ； Be who u are & say what u feel bc those who matter don't mind & those that mind don't matter.💯 🦋💙🌊🫂Unaff GenX ColoRADo 3✾3⬛️🟧🟦 #GoodTrouble #StrongerTogether #AnonyMiss 🚫MAGAts
@premthakker.bsky.social
reporter @zeteo.com Any tips or info you’d like to share? Signal premthakker.35 [email protected] https://linktr.ee/premthakker
@climbtotheclouds.bsky.social
Outdoors enthusiast. Dad. Husband. Democrat. Resister. Opposition. My name is Jason. Fighting for our democracy. Science nerd. Climate. Head is in the clouds, boots are on the ground. Pictures are my own. Whiskey lover. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️Ally Gen X 💙
@chadloder.bsky.social
Community activist, cybersecurity expert, citizen journalist based in Los Angeles. 🌴☀️ they/them
@juliannemcshane.bsky.social
News writer at @motherjones.com, covering all things politics, repro rights & gender. Previously NBC News; bylines also in WaPo, NYT & the Guardian. 📰 Email: [email protected] Signal: jmcshane.19