The Giraffe
Not a giraffe and hardly ever on a stick. Probably too heavy to balance on one these days.
Long-vowelled Southerner living in Scotland with a Home Counties accent that just won't go away. Female of the species.
@rachaelkanute.bsky.social
Born in a forest. Can always do a tea. Singing half of Kanute, writing whole of Rachael Mantle. Easily distracted by
@kirstyxm.bsky.social
@psychedgirl.bsky.social
Dog lover, runner, faller… teacher… evil godmother, traveller, true crime… psychology, Londoner - show me your puppies!! 🐕
@pickledpuffin.bsky.social
Lover of the great outdoors, grower of things 🌱. Never still. Travelled a fair bit and for now I'm settled in Sweden. #walking #hiking #art #gardening #folklore #vibes
@alison1000000.bsky.social
Dogs, the seaside and seaglass hunting, gardening, books, theatre, tea and cake, teaching myself to crochet, going on holiday. We have a hedgehog!🦔
@thetiniestvole.bsky.social
Twitter escapee. Pedantic quibbler. Cats, yoga, bedsnacks, Enid Blyton, John William Waterhouse. ASD.
@woodysbjj.bsky.social
Getting older but maybe not wiser ... Still muddling through and drinking wine
@arsenalkate.bsky.social
Formerly of Toastie Twitter, will rant about Arsenal at first opportunity. arsenal_kate on Storygraph
@biggreenbooks.bsky.social
Half Man, Half Bookshop. Moved to Hastings in 2018 to start a wild new adventure with my family. Not the inventor of the word "brainbow" https://www.biggreenbookshop.com/
@rachml.bsky.social
Friendly, chatty but often tired, fond of food, flowers and music, bit of a hippy on the quiet…formally known as @rachonherway on twitter
@peasblossom.bsky.social
Queen of typos. Older but, apparently, not much wiser. Wife. Mother. Grandma. Still deciding if I’m going to retire from NHS. Again! Love my family. If you can’t find me try a beach, unless it’s Thursday, then check the soft play.
@pixieglass.bsky.social
Maker of pretty glass things, easily distracted by shiny things; often in mischief but erm wasn’t my fault, bratty Pixie mode 🙄😂www.pixieglass.co.uk
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
You merely adopted shit posting, I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see fact checking until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me. The shit posting betrays you because it belongs to me
@mindlesmandles.bsky.social
Shark-obsessed Brummie(ish) with no accent bab! A curly, chirpy, over-sharer! I move a lot 🏃🏼♀️🥾👟🪩 “Living out loud”, once described as “a walking loud noise”… none taken! Happily wifed. (aka Amanda/Ananda🤦🏼♀️) DMs ok? Almost always, you’ll know! 💚
@jenbren.bsky.social
Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.
@paolaoeste.bsky.social
Northerner. Big ol’ lefty. Yarn botherer. Bookish. Trans rights are human rights. She/her.
@horse270.bsky.social
Old grumpy bugger really Bad jokes and puns are a specialty Sometimes they are even funny
@fromnikki.bsky.social
@curiousiguana.bsky.social
Inspirational icon, thought leader, motivational speaker and rock star http://midlifepanoramas.wordpress.com
@nelli.bsky.social
Tudor blackwork fan, feral cat feeder, hangs upside down from things occasionally. Genealogy without records is just fantasy. Francophile. Bilingue. Normandie
@parsnip45.bsky.social
Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
@arseblog.com
Arsenal blogger, podcaster. Fan of Bourbon, Bowie, German Shepherds, and Pires (not in that order). Creating Arsenal content with real people. https://linktr.ee/arseblog
@sarahshattered.bsky.social
Superwoman but with way more naps. So. Very. Tired. For reference : LLO = Little Loud One. Daughter who has Down's / Autism / ADHD / APD yadda yadda yadda It's hilarious down my yard.
@safers.bsky.social
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴 Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)
@nigelslater.bsky.social
A cook who writes. Observer columnist. Author. Gardener. Books: The Kitchen Diaries, The Christmas Chronicles, A Cook’s Book, A Thousand Feasts. Instagram.com/nigelslater
@nigella.bsky.social
Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
@zoewalters.bsky.social
Registering my name to stop the namesakes doing so... Profile picture courtesy of Nicola McBride - Biro Pen Artist.
@lynnnothegger.bsky.social
Eingebürgerte Scottish lass in Germany. Writing. Translating. Riesling. Not all at the same time.