Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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@kstroopwafel.bsky.social
▫️liberal▫️history buff▫️skeptic▫️☘️ 🏳️🌈 “Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!” -“Ozymandias,” Percy Bysshe Shelley “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” -“The Life of Reason,” George Santayana
@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai
@profanity.accountant
A bot which tells you how much profanity a user has poasted. Simply tag me and I will respond telling you how much a profanity you (or the user you’re replying to) has used in the last year (might take me a few minutes to respond).
@burning-airlines.bsky.social
Prosecute ICE I’m not here to flirt but I may like your selfie LGBTQ rights are everyone’s rights. Wrong anyone and you wrong me. 60+👨🦳
@s-words426.bsky.social
41 // Lovable weirdo with a head full of mostly useless trivia, aspiring intellectual, open-minded, beginner bookworm, slightly workaholic, master of my kitchen, and friend to animals.
@jovialstarfish.bzky.team
🌈she/her 🌎leftist ✈️mil brat 🖤💛by the burgh 💖 fiance, our son kitty wilson 👍 crochet, singing, percussion, ADHD, narcolepsy *shitposts abound, not every post is serious, ya dig *banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@ptrckdaly.bsky.social
Here to recapture the former fun of that bird site-Grateful Dead fan looking for hits of digital dopamine. F1 and silly work too!
@jazzrat2000.bsky.social
GO BLUE!!! I do AI art for fun, please no flames!. Ret. college teacher and jazzer (trumpet). S Fl, USA, ally to LGBT, especially T! 70yrs, married 48, sober 19 (AA). Suicide prevention, former animal rehabber. 🚫DM's he/him/not yours
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie
@sadknob.bsky.social
writer. television director. earned a few shiny things. scotland is home. i own an old pub in ireland. working on a project in chicago. science. history. athiest. he/him/his. ⓘ sometimes the only answer is a giant cartoon hammer.
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@svea2001.bsky.social
Hello! I am a pro democracy progressive minded woman who embraces and celebrates diversity. I enjoy art galleries, botanical gardens and museums. I sew, quilt and read when not creating new soups. Nice to meet you!
@soushiyo.com
🔞Holistic BDSM artist. Sex writer/editor & toy designer. Ancient queer enigma. I make Familiar, a kink & magic webcomic. he/him ⛤ soushiyo.com ⛤ familiarcomic.com ⛤ patreon.com/soushiyo ⛤ shop.soushiyo.com
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
Gay/demi 🏳️🌈, neurodivergent (ADHD), communist Xennial into Linux 🐧, Java coding ☕️, playing music 🎸 🎹, model trains 🚂, retro gaming 🎮, and cooking 🍳. Cat dad to Aloy and Binx 🐈 🐈⬛. The other half of @badpuppy282.bsky.social FUCK THE FASCISTS
@amyinsd.bsky.social
Dog lover, Jersey Girl by birth, Californian by choice. Interested in science and nature and society and people who do weird cool things. She/her.
@robotsandlace.bsky.social
18+ account • teratophilia, armor & robophilia, size difference, occassional robo-gore • they/them
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, 🔞 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer 🥃🦂👑🐝💍🔪🦈💊 Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
@gato-noir.bsky.social
clever bio explaining why im a bitch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸🍃🧡
@onamissionary.bsky.social
Nude Erotic Photography & Art From Everywhere * NSFW * 🔞 *
@reneefrench.bsky.social
painter, animator, writer/illustrator of books http://reneefrench.tv
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
@seancefiction.bsky.social
oh, she’s just some UGLY interweb séance fiction vvitch that types bipolarisms, lovey nonsense, grotesque discothèque & whimsifuvk that amuses✨shhh… ⛧Location: under yr bed; typing ⟡Born in the Nineteen Hundreds ⁀➴only SM 🪱maggots crawling out her pussy🐚
@brusowrites.bsky.social
Woke up left of the intersection of love/words/food/sounds/colors GenX/empath/liberal/anti-patriarchy Lover of the coexistence of dark & light My manifesto: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
@kellyjhanson.bsky.social
Married woman in the stag/vixen LS. Think cuckold without the humiliation. Sizequeen and anal enthusiast. Based in the UK, so remember timezones. Uni students here are 18+ Anonymously message me: https://ngl.link/kellyj75728
@cocaineowlbear.bsky.social
Husband, Veteran, puppy parent. I like cooking, video games, role playing games, and stuff. Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights; he/him Follow me for game recommendations! I swear. A lot. Find me other places: https://linksta.cc/@s20
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
@wardo.rocks
jokingly serious and seriously joking my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6cpeqcmh2joq3ydbncn467a/feed/aaahl6go56ki6 the rest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6cpeqcmh2joq3ydbncn467a/feed/aaahlg6mpjclw he/him @jjaimee444.bsky.social is the loml🧡
@thejessbess.bsky.social
animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com
@thekenchilds.com
Owner: http://slidingonice.com - Winter sports writer, photographer, announcer, dog dad, Protect Our Winters member, Durham Bulls fan/spokesmodel, Calgary Stampeders fan. Fall risk My posts were once described as someone's worst hour on Bsky Durham, NC
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@ludicrum.bsky.social
Biotech | Geopolitics | Ancient Rome is my Ancient Rome | Must I *again* explain retweets do not imply endorsement?
@1blues1.bsky.social
First, I thought Nixon was the worst, then Reagan, then Dubya...no use continuing this sentence...but you see the trend.
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
@pamelab52.bsky.social
In favor of equality for all, freedom for all and ‘mind your own business’ regarding personal tastes. Government for all the people not just the greedy rich guys.
@phantomsspleen.bsky.social
head chog my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadfcljyh3iw
@senategabe.bsky.social
Did stuff in the US Senate for a bunch of years. Fight the fucking fascists. Impeach, Convict, Handcuff. Founder of Citizensimpeachment.com Signal: @SenateGabe.33
@terrymondry.bsky.social
Father, reader, writer, TTRPG player, former Christian. I spend most of my time consuming media. Fluent in American English and sarcasm. Physical and mental disabilities. U.S. citizen in North Dakota.