Heironymous Bonk
writer, fighter, sysadmin, dork.
gamer, explainer, audhd, uh...fork
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
professional youtube disaster Support me here: https://eyepatchwolves.com
@elbowdeepinahorse.bsky.social
Curator of lewd horse art, restorer of antique cash registers, and internet gremlin! If you want to caffeinate me or support my restoration hobby, head over here! https://ko-fi.com/elbowdeepinahorse
@salemhorrorfest.bsky.social
The Salem Horror Fest 8: THE HORROR WITHIN. April 30 - May 4, 2025 Art By: David Dembowski TICKETS ON SALE NOW! https://salemhorror.com/tickets
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
@sspacepickle.bsky.social
Lover of retro and cozy games, occasional streamer (Stardew Valley). Guaranteed to hype you up. Grandma had an Atari, an Apple IIe, an Odyssey II, a Sega Master System and a Genesis; I'm just following in her footsteps. www.twitch.tv/sspacepickle
@overshia.bsky.social
-Artist- Sticker/Mug store; www.redbubble.com/people/Drunkfu Books; www.lulu.com/search?contributor=Shia Art; www.deviantart.com/overshia Patreon; www.patreon.com/cutecomics
@altcoast.altgov.info
Sharing news from the Coast Guard, the Federal Government, and beyond. Semper Paratus, Semper Pro Populus (Always Ready, Always for the People). Not affiliated with Official USCG. Views are solely my own opinions. #AltGov 🥄
@altspaceforce.altgov.info
Boldly going where no Jedi has beamed before. Earth is our spaceship. #AltGov
@altscalesofjustice.altgov.info
DOJ executive providing honest commentary on American politics. Opinions are my own and do not represent those of my employer. “Morgan” in the book “We Are #AltGov” by Dr. Amanda Sturgill. (I have NO financial ties to the book) Twitter: @altScalesOfJust
@diplo-drama.bsky.social
Make good choices! #swiftie #altgov #nafo #accidentaldiplomat
@altwasonps.bsky.social
#AltNPS Unofficial Washington D.C. Office #Resistance Team. Protect & preserve the US from fascism #AltGov #WeAreAltGov I study everything and know nothing.
@roguenasa.altgov.info
Not an official NASA account. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.🥄 Same team from Twitter but with more gray hairs. 🚀🛰️🧪🔭 climate.nasa.gov they/them 🏳️🌈🫶🏳️⚧️
@altuscustoms.altgov.info
Since 2017, I have fought against the growing fascist threat from Trumplestiltskin and his loyal minions, including the entire GOP and its base. Not affiliated with nor represents USCBP. Opinions are my own. #AltGov
@alttaxpro.altgov.info
#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger
@altmtrainier.com
🏔️ "Echoing the majesty of nature” 🏔️ Celebrating the beauty and wonder of the Pacific Northwest. 🏔️ Nature knows me as: təqʷuʔmaʔ, təqʷuʔbəd, təqʷuʔbəʔ, taqʷuʔma, təqubəd, təqʷubəʔ, t(xʷ)xʷaq’ʷ, A Lushootseed First Nations Language.
@altnatsecagency.bsky.social
Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him. Deep State Operative ™ Alleged Antifa Leader ™ POG LEG REMF™ Astronaut Diaper™ Vampire ™ May be spying on you right now
@protip.altgov.info
I’m not new, I’m just new *here*. You know me, I know you. The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
@altgovdoc.altgov.info
General health and science information #medsky #emedsky Posts 🚫 med advice. Please, seek the care of your physician if you have any concerns.
@altbiker.altgov.info
Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov FAFO
@altmusician.altgov.info
Fighting 4 democracy&end corruption on a global stage Wrked directly in WhiteHouse w/ Obama Biden Harris since 2012 Wrkd Harris Walz 2024 campaign US Secret Service Vetted TS/SCI &Yankee White clearance Liberty 🗽 & Equality 4 all #AltGov #Resist
@altdhs.altgov.info
Not the official DHS account (if they even have one). Gov employee. Posting about DHS and gov news & other related topics. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official spokesperson for DHS. All opinions my own.
@altdod.bsky.social
retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000
@mattcortezlaw.bsky.social
A Jabroni in a former life. Civil litigation attorney in this life. I put the “Find Out” in FAFO. Licensed in California.
@badhombrenps.bsky.social
Unofficial feed of Badlands National Park. Protecting rugged scenery, fossil beds, 244,000 acres of mixed-grass prairie & wildlife from two-bit cheetoh-hued despots. OG #AltGov #Altnps #TheResistance #prodemocracy #resist #punchnazis #wildernesswarrior
@dataprism.altgov.info
Retired Fed. I survived 45. Honored to have served the people — always of the people, by the people, for the people. #Resist with compassion. #ClimateChange is #Science. #TribalSovereignty is treaty law. Proud to be #altGov #NAFO #LGBTQ
@altcityhall.altgov.info
You can fight fascism, but you can’t fight AltCityHall. Maybe your local city hall, though. #AltGov
@alt-dea.altgov.info
Retired Senior Special Agent Federal Drug Law Enforcement. #AltGov #Resistance #Resist #fuckdemguys #stopthecoup #fuckitdriveon
@bartenderresists.altgov.info
#AltGov #Resist #AltCitizen “We do not bend the knee. We do not surrender. We fight, until we win or die.” - Lynn Stahl, #AltGov “Our power is not just our voices, it’s our money. We choose how and where we spend it.” - me #BoycottElSalvador
@msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Award-winning Baltimore based web developer, product nerd, mother (humans, dogs, cats, chickens…), baking enthusiast, nature lover. #civtech #resist #altgov #swiftie 🥄
@altcdc.altgov.info
A collective of public health experts. Resisting harmful policies, fighting disinformation, and defending public health from within. Not an official CDC account—but close enough for transmission. Proudly #AltGov Tips -> Signal: altcdc.99
@alt-hhs.altgov.info
Promoting health and science and resistance against pseudoscience, disinformation, and fascism.
@alt-irs.altgov.info
This is a #AltGov account. Federal employee. Love my job. Ask for help and you shall receive. Read any USPS mail you get from the IRS. #Resist #spoon 🥄
@roguevha-mkii.altgov.info
Army vet, PA➡️CA, VHA employee, more centrist than BlueSky prefers. Views don’t reflect official agency policy but probably should. “I’m not playing cards” - V.Zelensky Me neither Mr. President, me neither. 🦅 @tjsoles.bsky.social IRL
@altfws.altgov.info
Resist! Conservation over corporations. #ALTgov This account is not affiliated with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. FWS employees can reach out via DM to share stories.
@altdoi.altgov.info
We are dedicated DOI employees who swore an oath to the constitution to protect the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage. Officially *unofficial* account. Do not approach the wildlife. This bison bites back. #AltGov
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 Patreon.com/Hbomb 📩 Enquiries to contact@hbomb.zone
@viktorathelstan.bsky.social
Author of Decessit Vita Matris, Okehampton Fog, and Brother Maternitas.
@eshpur.bsky.social
◈ stained glass lover ❖ eng | 26 | she/they ◈ commissiоns - open for symbolic stuff ❖ https://linktr.ee/eshpur
@that-guy42.bsky.social
I have an (unhealthy?) fascination with werewolves, so bite me...no wait. Werewolves and werewolf accessories! Also, artwork appreciation and cool stuff. Please, no politics.
@codyburkett.bsky.social
A human and conure, trying to survive. Both of us ostensibly he/him, but the human would rather be an incorporal ball of intellect, like a Star Trek energy being. Imgur famous, apparently, due to daily meme dumps.
@dannerclaflin.bsky.social
Treat people like people. Engineer of all sorts - software, mechanical, electrical, automotive, audio, and more. You might also know me as Boardwalk, DJ DSCVR, or The Team :-)
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, and Justified. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap. He/him. 日本語 OK!
@bostontimelapse.org
Automatically skeet images and TIMELAPSES of Boston webcams at Dorchester Heights, Bunker Hill & Boston Light. Thank you Boston National Historical Park! https://www.nps.gov/bost/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm