Jared Stern, Goddamn Poet
Voted 2023 & 2024 Best Comedian in DC by people who don't know any better.
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Book: 1700 Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama https://amzn.to/4iGHt7n
Album: Live On Broadway* http://rb.gy/2aacid
Podcast: Between Two Sterns http://bit.ly/3JxMIYD
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