Jason Not Evil
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@notsoscarysheri.bsky.social
Awkward Canadian. Love to laugh….always doing my best to make things weird. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6l4vjya4znndwxe362czzjc/feed/aaaci7ra7bd7q
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I’ve made my whole personality my whole personality. Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@myhiveaway.bsky.social
Surfing one wave at a time. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
@buffalojilll.bsky.social
33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
@jaketapper.bsky.social
Dad, husband, CNN anchor, author, doorman to our two dogs.
@edsolomon.bsky.social
Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2025), The Spot (2026), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, Charlie's Angels, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
@californiahorst.bsky.social
Champion in the epic war against squirrels My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
@flashytaser.bsky.social
I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. https://www.instagram.com/s0larck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
@mastrap84.bsky.social
Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Pan. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebqyeigqngauff5yv27asqfo/feed/aaabgx5thxhfm
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter Pivo wuz here ↓ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo
@lancesaidthis.bsky.social
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes. My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
i’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack 🗽to⚜️ my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm One Dog’s Lost and Found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
@edgarwright.bsky.social
Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho
@justmeturtle.bsky.social
I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie. Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it: (Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔 Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷 🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦 My contemplations: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
@jlestos.bsky.social
@clowndro.bsky.social
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@bravelittleposter.bsky.social
@leggypain.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
@bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social
I Draw, I Drink Coffee and I Drop It Like It's Hot! Caribbean Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out* *Doing drawings for money My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha
@junlper.beer
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer co-host on the western kabuki podcast: http://www.westernkabuki.com/ - a show about what’s going on online i write at https://cant-ever-die.ghost.io/ a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/
@theglizzyqueen.bsky.social
Just a girl and her inappropriate internal thoughts. (https://onlyfans.com/theglizzyqueen)
@queenvofcoffee.bsky.social
Similar name from Twitter. FB friends also welcome. Typo goddess and an all-around supportive & positive, but not toxic, person. 50% of the stuff I post is funny and the other 50% is a a grab bag. Unashamed cat mom and married to metalleopardttv. 😺🐈