@theonion.com
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@stonedeva.bsky.social
HTX, Crocs enthusiast, Cat lady https://ngl.link/stonedeva.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@treydayway.bsky.social
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@rockshrimp.bsky.social
Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.
@cassiefabulous.bsky.social
Coordinator of chaos. I also make jokes, food, and people, in order of descending frequency. Women are people, trans rights are human rights, and Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine.
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@qwertying.bsky.social
I write my own off-brand of jokes. Sometimes even reply with an snarky comment. ♥️ @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🍄 Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
@chillrogmom.bsky.social
Democrat-Married -Mom of 3 adults-MIL to 2 other amazing humans-childhood cancer mom-1st granddaughter this summer-5 granddogs -1 grandcat & my 13 year old border collie Izzy-retired-driving a school bus & union lead local4129-🚫DM
@killwxve.bsky.social
@natsechobbyist.bsky.social
Wife, mama, sister, friend, suburban woman fighting for democracy. NOT a national security/geopolitical expert but I have a guy for that.
@jackiebouvier.bsky.social
These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
@texdemcowboy.bsky.social
Lifelong Lib. Voting solid Blue since '76! Persister. Musician. Former kid, future corpse. Dem door knocker and phone banker. BLM & LGBTQ ally. SFighting against the economic war the rich started in the 70's! We have now entered the Twilight Zone.
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is A JerK new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bAngers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
@chickenfrecklez.bsky.social
Just a dork from Minnesota. You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter. I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens. She/Her Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6
@justcallmefrank.bsky.social
Same as I ever was. But different. Random. Mouthy. Serious. Until I'm not. Opinions? I got 'em. Riled up. 📌 Pure Uncut Me 👉🏼 www.shorturl.at/dnO13 ✴️ YouTube [variety channel] www.youtube.com/WithFrankie⭐SUBSCRIBE! 🌐 http://www.withfrankie.net 🚫DMs
@mrsilkydmv.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything. Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg
@buckyisotope.bsky.social
Hell, I love everybody https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
@skedaddle74.bsky.social
▪️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk 💗my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
@fingersoffury.bsky.social
chock full of righteous indignation. daisy fresh. That’s a lay-down loaner up there, noob.
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@kenwhite.bsky.social
Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Signal: KenWhite.1969
@lscrapl.bsky.social
this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@michaelchiklis.bsky.social
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. ~ Socrates
@wonderkitten.bsky.social
I guess they’ll let anyone in here https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
@whirlwind37.bsky.social
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@mysticginge.bsky.social
I read Tarot but can’t read the room. Looking for my keys but will stay for charcuterie. The OG Gingercorn from le Twit.
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY