Jëffy Two Beers
I’m Jeffy Two Beers. Punk rock enjoyer. Wife Guy to Kat. Canadian. Not a bot I swear
@junipernest.bsky.social
Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)
@sweetjane.bsky.social
PDX• I miss NC• ANTIFASCIST, not liberal• she/her• batsqvatch’s emotional support demon 😈• alcohol abstinent to focus on better living thru chemistry. 35💋
@how-do-i-pdf.bsky.social
Wear your cringe like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
@reversedracula.bsky.social
Artist, cat liker, and lover of skeet. He/Him. Commie Bastard. [For entertainment purposes only] Far More Contagious Than Thought
@coolgoofball.bsky.social
@wayofthedodo RIP 🥂 A fucking hunk. Complaining. Skating. GIF nerd. Real goofball.
@zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social
oscillating wildly, kicking out the jams, turning up the sound. she/her, 47, Midwest nice cultural detritus archivist. earnest shitposters unite.
@uncleclit.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood Clitoris from Melbourne | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Any wild posts or reposts or comments on my profile are purely for comedic purpose and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form
@mrbinexile.bsky.social
Angry Shop Steward, hospital worker, jew, Florida Man RIP BUBS I LOVE YOU
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm
@stgenerations.bsky.social
Retrogaming enthusiast. 1983-1987 best pop culture years ever. My uncle was a Star Wars RotJ Ewok. Pet Shop Boys advocate. Wings on USA was peak syndicated TV.
@onebigmonster.bsky.social
IM A BIG MONSTER THAT MAKES DICE AND LITTLE MONSTERS ONEBIGMONSTER.COM
@vladisack.hellthread.cc
Horror movie junkie, mutant fam, inhaler of things, occasional shitposter
@syzygyx42.bsky.social
She/they. a houseplant with anxiety. married. portable. West to east coast transplant. No god, know peace. Know god, no peace. plants - birds - gardening - tism rizz
@zzmid.bsky.social
idiot tankie with a gentleman's temper. too shitty for the principled communists, too annoying for the cool shitposters. he/him
@ogdimwit.bsky.social
Just a dummy who makes art. Proffesional mentally ill person. Uneducated loser | https://linktr.ee./ogdimwit
@lizbeenhonesty.bsky.social
She/Her | Small animals and small babies. Total babe. Dirt Nasty. Frequently nsfw🍍enm. DICK PIPES ahead! ➡️https://thenaughtypottershop.etsy.com
@sinhorse.bsky.social
26. I’m just here to have a good time. TTRPG and video game fan. I sometimes play MTG, but I’m not very good at it. Commie scum. He/They
@rickyknuckles.bsky.social
@gonzostrangelove.bsky.social
Mercenary wordsmith you've probably read but didn't know it. HIST/GEOG once upon a time. Sooners fan. OU & OK State alum. Chased a few storms. Emcee/trivia host by night. Somehow still alive and employed.
@bbfoxmulder.bsky.social
@dmodmodmo.com
vaguely left Simpsons lover, NBA fan, PNW resident, co-host @ Inane Blather. old man millennial
@mrcussmustard.bsky.social
@randygenner.bsky.social
Homebound Librarian. Left is best. UCB English, Syracuse MLIS. Comedy, linguistics, homelessness, AI, parenting, psychosis, crafts. ☸️/acc. Some old stuff at glottonous.neocities.org/artless-protest
@obeliskobeyer.bsky.social
@kfartx.bsky.social
Big Gas are oppressors, so let your flatulence free Diarrhea Druid, Shit Shaman, Pontifex of Poo, Doodoo Don #BLM #MFA Pfp by @teddyleonieart
@dinosaurs.bsky.social
I like birds & dinosaurs. accomplice over ally. from the river to the sea Sisko>Picard please be serious
@contra-sci.bsky.social
IRL shitposter with a PhD in biology (i still dont know what a woman is !!!) trannie with a cock bigger than my glock