up yours, springfield!
millennial dad, simpsons shitpost connoisseur, teaching kids to read, section 1983 paralegal, thermostat totalitarian. staring at my lawn muttering "we could sure use more rain"
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
@geofflemon.bsky.social
Writer. Essays at patreon.com/geofflemon No sport, try @finalwordcricket.bsky.social
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
THE WEIRD LETTER WRITING COMPANY: get me to send you (or a friend) a weird letter or a weird postcard. See the link below. Over 400 letters sold. Five star rating. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
@colourmode.bsky.social
Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC. 💻 https://github.com/archiefrancismiller 🎮 https://linktr.ee/bokoyoss 🎸 https://strangemangers.bandcamp.com
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.
@scrumble-eggs.bsky.social
PRONOUNS | Twitter: scrumble_eggs | https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1IWKCQ0KP9I5Z?ref_=wl_share My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bwqttzhwjyep43x7yhc4brqw/lists/3lbj3x3cj6m22
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
@jasonnotevil.bsky.social
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@potzer.xyz
Millennial pan trans enby. dragon raccoon - it/its - Sex Work is work - Pay SWers. Black & Trans Lives Matter. Sex & Kink+ 18+🔞I reskeet lewds & M/A minors will be blocked owned and collared by @ivyharte.bsky.social Throne: https://throne.com/creature604
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
@crazyafbutcute.bsky.social
Nerdy, Dirty, Inked, and Curvy https://linktr.ee/crazyafbutcute
@cola.baby
Art and apparel. Provocation is a public service. www.thecolacorporation.com
@mrbeverages.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader my hidden blocklist of nazis, transphobes, and insufferable libs that has a bad name so bluesky got stupid about it: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ageaevo6axza2xvzrpqbu674/lists/3jzkdvr22oy2p
@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
@badposter.lol
Awarded Bluesky’s # 1,823rd most followed Poster. I’m not a troll. I don’t joke. All my posts are Truths.
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
writer. opioid addict & alcoholic in recovery, 1/30/18. neurodivergent 🏳️⚧️
@zencoffeebreak.bsky.social
(they/them) aro-ace • non-binary • long covid & ME/CFS • secular humanist • ex-Christian • friend-shaped #LongCovid #TransRights #SmashThePatriarchy
@yesallcops.net
I'm here to talk shit, not debate Your opinion isn't necessary, I promise Please don't feel obligated to follow me Don't dm me for money, I was gonna dm you for money
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@scottmcmillan.bsky.social
He/Him weirdo and reprobate.
@missfannie.bsky.social
She/Her | breast cancer Survivor | Mother | Sister | leftist | bi You can totally DM me but I probably won’t reply 💋
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@robmcfadden.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
@devindonuts.bsky.social
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
@gabemathewsband.bsky.social
The Earth rotates every 24 hours, but I only rotate off the couch when absolutely necessary.
@nikalamity.bsky.social
a hot mess My Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2vyt2c75uebzega5vcbyypf/feed/aaadgbdqzhulm
@ghostofpartiespast.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Bassist. Producer/Owner at Dial Back Sound. Bass guitar for Drive-By Truckers. Laura Jane Grace and Dexateens. Bandleader at Model Citizen. Discogs: https://t.co/ncU0L6ixtq
@jtischauser.bsky.social
I research the white power movement and far right media; member @splcunion.bsky.social; @uwsjmc.bsky.social PhD; tips at [email protected] Chicago-style always and forever https://wisc.academia.edu/JeffTischauserPhD
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
Liberal member of the silent majority. I love my family, pets, nature, and all living things. Unapologetic. Former MTV News political correspondent
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
@genmhayden.bsky.social
Personal account. Retired USAF, former Director of CIA & NSA, author, husband, father, granddad. Views are my own. Retweets are not endorsements.
@blackhomeeducators.bsky.social
Homeschooling, History, and Homesteading on 46 acres in Montana.
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@tippytaff.bsky.social
🌊Feel like I'm tossing pebbles in the ocean, but if we all toss pebbles, the current will shift! Ally to ALL! Hate has NO place! Books can save us! 📚 Only recently learned ERA was fully ratified, but NEVER PUBLISHED! But we want a WOMAN PRESIDENT?!
@angrybuni.bsky.social
Pro-dog. Pro Cat. Officially pissed off. I cuss a lot. 420 friendly. Pro-Choice. Pro-Trans. Pro-Get Off My Lawn. No DMs. Supposedly, a Loopy Twat.
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@lasassypants.bsky.social
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@gensibayan.bsky.social
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw