Jesus Zoidberg
"We Will Survive"
Long Suffering Philadelphia Sports Fan who once made a funny name that stuck.
Master of the Quote Twe..er..Post
**Trans lives are human lives**
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@rudoreels.bsky.social
He/Him Vegan leftist enjoyer of echochambers. Self-loathing wrestling fan. Obsessor of music. Lifelong-depression-haver. Former Amazon seller. Too fat to tranquilize. Fed Bad. AEW good (but not above criticism.) “Behind the Bastards” listener.
@jakelfischer.bsky.social
The People’s Insider. “Dark Horse” candidate. Subscribe to The Stein Line on Substack all your NBA reporting needs: https://marcstein.substack.com/ [email protected]
@rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
I rank baseball players for fun. These rankings are perfect and should not be argued by anyone. Main: @theboredshow.bsky.social
@danrackley.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
@doingbaseball.bsky.social
Sean & Eds Do Baseball is a Baseball History Podcast where two friends take turns sharing stories behind the obscure, tragic and hilarious people/events in baseball history! SABR! https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/sean-and-eds-do-baseball/id1495404679
@mitchrupert.bsky.social
Recovering sports writer now recruiting in the golf industry. Still covering high school and college wrestling for PA Power Wrestling. Phillies minor league afficianado. I got your back. He/Him
@charlottevarnes.bsky.social
covering the phillies for the athletic • northwestern alum • other stops in IND, SF, ATL, TPA • space coast native
@coltranethedog.bsky.social
Animal lover. Nature appreciator. Sports fan (former Philadelphian, current Coloradoan). Ex-lawyer. Invisible disabilities (EDS/POTS). E-bike enthusiast. Amateur photographer.
@garfieldscreens.bsky.social
A random screen grab from the cartoon series Garfield and Friends every 30 minutes! | run by @garfdude.com
@notcanes.bsky.social
Bot that reposts tweets from the official Twitter account of the Carolina Hurricanes. #RaiseUp Scrapes data from sportsbots.xyz bot on Mastodon. Created and maintained by @ches.baby GitHub Repo: https://github.com/acarters/Bluesky-Canes-Bot
@leevante.bsky.social
♂️ • 🎂2/26 • Gamer • Play-by-ear keyboardist • LEGO® builder Huge fan of the 🍄Super Mario™, 💎Sonic the Hedgehog™, 🍒PAC-MAN™, and 💣Bomberman™ franchises
@danieljtgallen.bsky.social
covering Penn State for Lions247 & 247Sports; playfully singing myself to sleep by the lulls of my mundane existence www.247sports.com/college/penn-state/
@richeisenshow.bsky.social
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
Host of The Ringer Fantasy Football Show. Staff Writer at The Ringer & Spotify
@chasedaniel.bsky.social
🏈14 yr NFL vet 📺 Fox Sports The Facility 10-Noon ET 🎙️Scoop City Podcast - The Athletic 🐯Mizzou Grad 🎥 YouTube: Chase Daniel Show
@benstandig.bsky.social
The Athletic | Commanders/NFL reporter | Pod: Last Man Standig (SUBSCRIBE!) | @team980 | New Bluesky-er here for the adventure | Rockin' & Rollin' & whatnot
@nfldraftscout.bsky.social
ESPN NFL Draft Analyst & Insider // Draft Good Football Players™ // Media inquires — [email protected] // Marketing: [email protected]
@conororr.bsky.social
Senior Writer | Sports Illustrated I’ve got the will to work hard and a library card https://www.si.com/
@chaoskat.bsky.social
I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Constantly and consistently failing at trying to find time to write. Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes Baseball. Chaos. She/her
@wario64.bsky.social
Video games & deals. I post deals which may contain affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Epic Creator Code: Wario64
@igglesdan.bsky.social
Vegas via Scranton Go Birds / Phillies / 76ers / Aces / R.I.P. Ignite I Fart In Your General Direction
@jrphilly80.bsky.social
Hofstra Grad School Dad. West Chester Dad before that. Philly sports, music, dogs, SNL, Simpsons, Seinfeld. Proud ally
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
@lineupbot.bsky.social
Skeeting MLB starting lineups as they're released. From the guy who created @dingerbot.bsky.social and everybaseballscore.com
@dingerbot.bsky.social
Every home run, as it happens. Bot written by @rectangly.bsky.social, the guy who also brought you @oldbaseballnews.bsky.social and everybaseballscore.com.
@dantay.bsky.social
Trump’s a bum Defund and prosecute ICE Pro cats, bicycles and Philly. Pretty dumb, but I try to follow smart people on here.
@ndutton13.bsky.social
Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.
@tylerkepner.bsky.social
Senior MLB writer for The Athletic, author of “K: A History of Baseball in Ten Pitches” and “The Grandest Stage: A History of the World Series,” Immaculate Grid addict.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
@destinylugardo.bsky.social
Site Director: PhilliesNation.com. Shibe Vintage Sports. Philly Native. She/Her. BBWAA. 📧: [email protected]
@joon.bsky.social
Making sense of sports • Journalist • Formerly: ESPN, B/R, WaPo • Born in Seoul 🇰🇷 Bred in Boston • [email protected] 📍New York City
@scoringchanges.bsky.social
A page dedicated to MLB scoring changes & explaining them. We use video and the MLB Casebook to help better educate fans on why things are scored the way they are. We present a "Good Book Award" every year to the team with the fewest changes in a year.
@aclu.org
A nonprofit, nonpartisan, legal and advocacy 501(c)(4) organization. Visit our site for more about us and our affiliated organization, the ACLU Foundation.
@derekbodner.bsky.social
Philadelphia 76ers reporter for PHLY. Previously covered: The 76ers for The Athletic and Philadelphia Magazine. The NBA Draft for USA Today and DraftExpress. I do have thoughts on the world, and occasionally I express them here. [email protected]
@startabuzz.bsky.social
Red Pen, Content Khaleesi. Verbal Assassin. Grammar Fascist. Pie Curious. AP in the streets, Chicago in the sheets. GO BIRDS. Philly Philly.
@codifybaseball.bsky.social
250+ MLB pitchers have worked with Codify to elevate their game! ⚾️ Chat here and visit codifybaseball.com to learn more about how our analytics help pitchers succeed!
@jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Evolutionary biologist and professional nerd. Asst Prof, University of Alaska Anchorage. queer af, they/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✡️ jfmclaughlin.org
@mitchgoldich.bsky.social
Writer and senior NFL editor at Sports Illustrated. SI Union unit chair. Philly native. NFL octopus inventor/tracker. Lots of Eagles, Sixers, Phillies thoughts, for better or worse 🐙 https://mitchgoldich.substack.com