Cat-astrophe 💙
The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
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Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
@lordpiss.bsky.social
I have huge tits and I work 100% clean comedy 🙌 ✍️ 🧠 retweets are endorsements of my asshole!!!! pronouns randomly generated by my yeerk
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like Use alt text Musics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw https://heavyflames.bandcamp.com/album/bolt-on-the-rust-3 https://on.soundcloud.com/hz5TP https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
@susiemadrak.bsky.social
Art school dropout, former journalist, old school political blogger, and frequently heartbroken Phillies fan. Yellow dog Democrat, Philly born and raised. Blogs at CrooksandLiars.com and Suburban Guerrilla @ www.susiemadrak.com
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
@quackdetector.bsky.social
Twitter has become a cesspool of, among other things, quackery https://x.com/quackdetector
@toxicjuicebox.bsky.social
we come to this place to lie… … just a lil, as a treat
@deeb.bsky.social
Part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! He/Him. Lvl 40 *certified* cool dad & trophy hubby. PNW native blabbing about retro games, CRTs, Super Mario RPG, and 3D printing. Shitposting, and sharing cat photos and woke political content.
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g “Top” posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺 My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@pammyds.bsky.social
INFJ ~ Life path 33 ❤️ ☀️♉🌕♏⬆️♒ 777 333 888 ✨ https://X.com/_Pammy_DS_ pammyds.website https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkkepgse5pejkhkrvstzeyji/feed/aaadyurnb44ls Scotland 🏴❤️
@rodlacroix.bsky.social
Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts. EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK
@tickle-b.bsky.social
Blue dot in Az, Democrat, Resist Fascism, Senior Citizen Gamer, Prone to Sarcasm and Dry Humor, Animal Lover, Proud 🏳️🌈Ally, Mother of 4 Boys, Native Californian, Beatles 4Ever, Go Rams, Go Dodgers #MeidasMighty, Crafter of Homemade Jewelry, 🚫Nazis🚫 💙🇺🇸✌️🇺🇦🌻🦋🏳️🌈
@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social
I'm 45th generation Roman, but I don't know them or care. She/her // Jewish // Musician // Anarchist // Splatter Punk // Free Palestine // Trans rights // No Dms from randoms // speaks in tongues and sarcasm Scotland 🏴
@mangetout.bsky.social
Fraud-fighter and wannabe philanthropic entrepreneur. Help me? Inclined to making terrible jokes. https://twitter.com/mangetout and basically anywhere else I could get the handle.
@sirstrange87.bsky.social
Atlanta is home. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, SAHD, independent, gamer, reader, blogger, Bluey fan My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
@govwesmoore.bsky.social
Governor of the State of Maryland, husband, dad, combat vet // My official government account.
@guttersharp.bsky.social
Tattooed liberal punk rocker, New England Democrat, SHARP. Gimme a beer and let me drive that f**king train! No thirst traps, bitconman or money managers wanted…waste someone else’s time. If you DM me ai will either block you or screw with you.
@theageofpegasus.bsky.social
I do astrology to help people know themselves and feel more confident. I want to make the tribe stronger so we can fight evil with monstrous strength. Contact details on my website, Theageofpegasus.com. I am darkness…and chaos… and I’m here to help!
@holdendisperra.bsky.social
He/Him Proud Congressperson from Iowa’s 1st district. Licensed and Bonded silly guy. Midwestern dad maxxing. holdendisperra on discord
@blairloudly.bsky.social
my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@tabooboosf.bsky.social
RN 24 yrs, Mother, Immigrant, KHive, still with her, Jew, San Francisco, she/her 🇦🇷🐝✡️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌎♻️🐈💉 Following me is a mistake 💅🏻 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:emigd2l2lqlw5ypeblaoc77o/feed/aaamnm7qb6vpu
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. And don’t forget to wash your hands. beefcarcass.com
@trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@wendyb07.bsky.social
good luck, honey https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
@qwertying.bsky.social
I write my own off-brand of jokes. Sometimes even reply with an snarky comment. ♥️ @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🍄 Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
@lilcrow12.bsky.social
Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. Elbows up 🇨🇦 🐦⬛🐰 🪴🍁 Started Aug 27/23
@stevekoehler22.bsky.social
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Chilling at the intersection of deep thoughts and drunken antics. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
@tatsandkoolaid.bsky.social
📍the misty mountains power to the people. photos my own: @quiet_scapes.1 my echo chamber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mg7tpc32wj6xnw32cwghk6rd/feed/aaacfkh35obcs
@alicethelast.bsky.social
I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6
@jordowearsjorts.bsky.social
My entire identity is wrapped up in a pair of tight fitting cutoff jeans. 🇨🇦 Treaty One Territory📍 In case you’re interested: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafrmberlifc
@justelliot2.bsky.social
At least 3 of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapyuz5vy3z2
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin