@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame
@nicklutsko.bsky.social
star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well
@marisakabas.bsky.social
journalist / founder @ thehandbasket.co email: [email protected] signal: https://signal.me/#eu/VssgH88q6WQu7MtH5wF-08JdgWh4iAPWD13eXiOcXQNGdZUXijJBZInD-UtLJKFG venmo: venmo.com/u/Marisa-Kabas ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/marisakabas
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
@charlesx.bsky.social
you're going to look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! am I wrong?! she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble Don! grow up bro.
@mikecavalier.bsky.social
for the moment, and against all odds, bluesky has helped me recapture the magic of the earliest days of twitter, where i talked to myself out loud in front of 12 people i know in real life. that’s all i use it for. when i want to be upset, i use X.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
@chefreactions.bsky.social
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
@marlabz.bsky.social
i'm marlabrizel on that other site we used to all hang out on. rubyist, software engineer, crocheter, toddler wrangler. i still want to pet your dog.
@finnmichael.bsky.social
@globaltetrahedron.bsky.social
Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
@brycetetraeder.bsky.social
Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
@maxberger.bsky.social
Just happy to be here. Co-Founder IfNotNow, More Perfect Union, Momentum Training Institute. Formerly Warren, Justice Democrats, etc.
@rusty.todayintabs.com
Proud girl mom. Satiated boy grandma. Uncle of forbidden triplets. Ululating great grand nephew to four majestic stepdads. https://www.todayontrail.com https://www.todayintabs.com
@cpsc.gov
Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
@andylevy.net
co-host of “as the world churns” (https://bsky.app/profile/astheworldchurnsad.bsky.social) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-the-world-churns/id1809267529 https://youtube.com/@astheworldchurnsad?si=jL5pP9Kb8shGqaUk proud asymmetric
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@porksweats.bsky.social
generally considered a good account you want to know the rest? buy the rights https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
This all started because I forgot to invite Cicely Tyson to my birthday party. I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus co-founder. In MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
@tiny.baby
@kleinman.bsky.social
I like to post and see posts. Director of Research at The States Project, the views expressed here are my own.
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@wearyourshaydes.bsky.social
WGA writer, Etsy shop haver, sensitive lover for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social ! homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
@drewmagary.bsky.social
Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I'm just here for a good time.
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@sarahjeong.bsky.social
editor @ the verge. send pitches and death threats to [email protected]
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
@ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social
@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
@notalawyer.bsky.social
No longer in good standing with the New York State bar My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social