Johnny Baffo
I’ll tell you how
I spend my time
Through the daily post
Of a crappy rhyme
@bex2482.bsky.social
Bit of a smart arse. Loves Aston Villa, Rik Mayall, orange cats and French Bulldogs. Bourbons can get in the bin. Looks like a lady, swears like a docker.Can’t cook fried eggs and will never own a hairbrush. Don’t follow me, I’m lost. 🤪
@kamuka.bsky.social
Lefty, plant based, Buddhist, nature, culture, art, science Multipotentialite LGBTQIA2S+ ally NYCFC! Mets, Gotham FC, FC St Pauli, Everton https://letterboxd.com/kamuka https://friendshipwithshams.blogspot.com/ https://hikinginnature.blogspot.com/
@starstruckbonanza.bsky.social
Amateur Gardener 🌷🌿🌻🍃 Avid Reader 📚📖 Keen Photographer 📸 Gamer 🎮 and Witch 🧹🔮✨️ Keeper of Alice 🐶
@falkirkbairnexiled.bsky.social
Only people who are curious about the planet, travellers, no tourists, animals, science, art, theatre, film , books, gardens. 🚫Drug dealers 🚫 DMs.🚫 crypto. 🚫interest in romance, sex pics. 🚫 gods. 🚫apologists for drug misuse,Asexual and Aromantic.🖇️
@ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social
Extraordinarily and unexpectedly nerdy. I like Star Trek, Tattoos and Tequila. I support Arsenal. I don't like celery.
@staffsref.bsky.social
Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein, metal, neurofunk fan, history, palaeontology, dogs fishing, and husband to a fiesty wife. I'm a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy.
@badpreacher.bsky.social
Bigger mane than the Lion, more heartless than the Tinman, stupider than the Scarecrow. Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
@frizzbomb.bsky.social
🖤 aka CathArtic. D&B, Metal, nature, tattoos, laughter, animals 🤘🔥🍺 🐈🐕🐓🦋🐌 More interested in your pets than your politics.
@helsmels.bsky.social
Here for a good time.. not a long time. Takes photos, grows plants, makes gardens.. that sort of thing. Deep house bass hound. Married. AI art sucks. 🏳️🌈❄️🇪🇺🏳️⚧️
@pissedoffinnh.bsky.social
Mom, New England Sports fan, Atheist, Animal Lover, GenX, “It’s not what they call you, it’s what you answer to” 💙 🫘 Independent, NEVER trump, Swearing is my punctuation, Snarky AF. NO DMs..seriously, DM=block
@jakelehman.bsky.social
Reporting on Twitter's origins 📙 jacoblehman.substack.com ☠️ x.com/_Jake_Lehman 🐘 cyberplace.social/@aldergeshem 🌐 aintnoseagull@protonmail.com Ex- Eureka Times-Standard &c Poet in Pithead Chapel, Toyon, Cold Mountain Review &c Cal Poly Humboldt
@aranzahorvat.bsky.social
@horrormakesushappy.com
We (lightly) psychologically profile creators in the horror biz to uncover the REAL reasons people love horror. https://linktr.ee/horrormakesushappy
@sarahumm.bsky.social
Dorky democratic socialist, feminist, artist, maker, & ally. Brighton UK She/Her Mother of 🏳️⚧️ #badart Paintings & limited edition signed prints of satire available from £25 bargain 👇 https://shummingbird.faso.com/works Pinksky; https://psky.co/sarahumm
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@tonythorne007.bsky.social
Slang, new language, etymology, cultural history. Language Consultant at King's College London.
@sundownerstudio.bsky.social
Food | Drinks | The Sea 🌊 | Cross the street to say hello to dogs | Typos | Lino Printer Shop on holiday mode 🍹 www.sundownerstudio.co.uk
@danieltunnard.bsky.social
Writer and translator, increasingly an English teacher, future property developer. Cuiden los chanchos, Mabel. https://linktr.ee/danieltunnard
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much. Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼 Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Author. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
@skewspew.bsky.social
It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
@desolatejunkie.bsky.social
Perpetual nuisance. Likes a proper ale. Once gained a 2:1 writing nonsense about my sex life. Angry and middle-aged.
@melhistorygeek.bsky.social
ex maths teacher now studying history. Left of centre, bollocks to Brexit. Occasionally pissed off with everything. Chief cat serf.
@mikerampton.bsky.social
Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy my book There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question and/or preorder my new one Become A Genius In A Year (out May 22nd). Go on. mikerampton.com / interestingskull.substack.com
@aelith4ever.bsky.social
"To be happy is to be liberated from the distractions of desire." - Spinoza ☆🎨 Lover of art & all things beautiful ☆🌱 Dedicated to reducing suffering ☆ 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
@orcspiration.bsky.social
YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO VANQUISH YOUR ENEMIES. I WILL HELP. (by @nora.zone, icon by Delapouite at https://game-icons.net)
@barristersecret.bsky.social
Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth• Also writes thrillers as S.J. Fleet. The Cut Throat Trial coming 28 Aug 2025.
@lepouns.com
🎵 Electronic Music Producer from Belgium 💿 My debut Album BELGIANPOT is out !! Spotify, Apple Music, ... ➡️https://lepouns.com #music #SkyMusic #musicSky #electro #electronica #house #dance #dnb #musician #producer #dj #mix #remix #sample #belgium
@simonwhale.bsky.social
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
@codenameolive.bsky.social
I don't know, something copied from a Guardian review of a Czech spy film.
@montclarecampbell.bsky.social
Barrister, Author Successful Court of Appeal Senior Counsel 0207 867 3744 clerk@montclarecampbell.co.uk HOUSING FAMILY BUSINESS Law London Direct Access Barrister Solicitors, Businesses & Public. www.MontclareCampbellBarrister.co.uk
@seamas.bsky.social
Author, very professional. Buy my extremely good book at www.mammybook.com