John Smith
A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real
@unormal.bsky.social
A semi-sentient colony of self-assembling, cooperative, biological nano-units. Still somewhat functional, despite its age. 🏆Deloitte Fast 500 🏆Red Herring Top 100 Private Companies 🏆IGF Narrative. 🚀Hugo nominated Caves of Qud Sproggiwood pronoun* BLM
@cassprophetsee.bsky.social
The galaxy's most personable hostile entity. Sign up for my newsletter at Buttondown.com/Semiurge to see my thoughts in long form.
@bigtree.bsky.social
Programmamaker | brugwachter van brugopen.nl | hardloper | 070 + 071 | gulle liker
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@thembo.bsky.social
Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
@emmaberquist.bsky.social
an outlaw by the name of Texas Red writer/book shelver/final girl books: DEVILS UNTO DUST, MISSING PRESUMED DEAD
@neverbegrounded.bsky.social
Boogie Woogie Woogie Handling large voltages he/him Just a regular guy
@garbageape.bsky.social
@garbageganghq.bsky.social
If I follow you, I know you from the bird site or I like your pets. Unapologetic nerd. I sell comics https://ebay.com/usr/lolashideaway Pan/Queer PJ Harvey stan
@moriamarmalade.bsky.social
search for "9/4 is an iconic bet" on youtube he/him buy a designer throw pillow: https://plasticien.redbubble.com buy my t-shirt designs: https://teepublic.com/user/horst-designs take the memes for free Joined July 2023 alt: @benhorst.bsky.social
@creeptwin.bsky.social
☆ Famous Reply King 🗨️👑 ☆ i have 5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈 named after Noodles🍝 ☆ HoH/CODA, ASL user 🤙 ☆ musician 🎶 ☆ neurospicy 🌶️ ☆ she/they/她 🏳️🌈 ☆ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️ ☆ i play games at twitch.tv/creeptwin 🎮 ☆ i'm just doing my best 🏆
@themckenziest.gay
Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other ✨i am 40 now✨ “Deranged Online Leftist” 💕🍍 @acab4cutie.top
@standplaatskrk.pl
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
@mrcussmustard.bsky.social
@aminus.bsky.social
pixels + posting + politics he/him art + social links: https://linktr.ee/aminusko 🚫No NFT/AI🚫
@parkermolloy.com
I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.bsky.social / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
@deathco.re
it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels if i unfollowed you no i didn't. bluesky took away half of my follows for some reason IT/they/(she) ♡ @womu.bsky.social ♡
@mattielubchansky.com
award-winning transsexual comics idiot, beautiful giantess // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // she/they
@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Cooking. Film-Making. Board games. Etc. In ABQ Friend of Dorothy. They/Them.
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter https://linktr.ee/JortsCenter
@handle.invalid
Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc. DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks Mrs. Cake rains of spaniel's. chili. fog. Mrs. Cake
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. PRONOUNS IN BIO: he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself
@jacobdotgov.bsky.social
Smallville is an American superhero television series developed by writer-producers Alfred Gough and Miles Millar, based on the DC Comics character Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. The series was produced by
@coherentstates.bsky.social
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
@papapishu.bsky.social
Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site. Video at Highlight Reel.
@swordsjew.bsky.social
journalist, author, sword collector, schmoe. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich buy my new book!! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/ contact: [email protected]
@pattymo.com
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com