@berthavannorman.bsky.social
Just so you know, there’s a world of deliciousness waiting for you at www.uprecipes.blog 🍽️
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. Narrowly avoided being your aborted girlfriend.
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba Or 👽latest rants https://tinyurl.com/invisiholebsky
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
@averybodyposts.bsky.social
✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 📍Haudenosaunee 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter Nicer than Betty Monroe had Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi. she/they recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
@lisatorres8566.bsky.social
@1900hotdog.bsky.social
Actual humans writing actual human comedy at www.patreon.com/1900hotdog
@superamerickson.bsky.social
Skipping around like a dipshit. https://www.jon-erickson.com/
@unclefishbits.bsky.social
Not that kind of DJ. Resident circa '05: Science Humanism Philosophy Skepticism. Dogs. Transparency / Privacy / Art / Photo. Incessant Rambling, Arcane Minutia. Hotel guy, love economics, not much tech. Where I'm at! https://linktr.ee/unclefishbits
@electrichead.bsky.social
He/Him, 38, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/Bp8T
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@arsenalbat47.bsky.social
Chronicles of a tired chef, procrastinating writer, anxiety demon, and keeper of bad movie tastes. Secretly three gremlins in a trench coat. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1vyRF
@steviebaby.bsky.social
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
@lavenderzombie.bsky.social
Healthcare worker; lover of history, politics and pop culture Video Game fiend >:) Animal Lover Proud to live in Colorado ❤️
@sweetaphrodite.is.a.cutie.fyi
Dual BS in PoliSci (US/MidEast/SE Asian) & Psych Leftist, not Liberal Atheist US citizen raised in Germany, currently in the southern US Heidelberg will always be home
@spuddle8.bsky.social
If Trump knows how to pray, he should start. Little white dog missing Daddy. Good for an occasional joke or prediction.
@cameronbarr.bsky.social
@tgweeded.bsky.social
Indiana Jones wannabe living here, there, and everywhere. Philly sports fans are so much nicer than you think. Forever talking with my hands 🤌
@grateful42069.bsky.social
@larryn1966.bsky.social
Political and Union organizer. Member of the @mnguild.bsky.social Union/ TNG-CWA 37002. Local DFL politics. Secretary with DFL SD51. Richfield DFL Chair. This why Smithers made me head bee guy. Black Lives Matter. He/Him