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America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.

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Chicago Drag’s fav co-host 💖 I am a cat, basically.

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Editor and CEO, Zeteo Author, ‘Win Every Argument’ British-American

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More good things for everyone. Public sector appreciator. Tax and welfare policy knower. Hyperinflation doubter.

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widely hated public intellectual www.idiotbox.site

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Former public defender, now U.S. Congresswoman, proudly serving the good people of Texas’ 30th Congressional District. ✊🏾

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Hi.

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Representing Northern Virginia in the U.S. House.

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@junlper.beer

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The Twitter diaspora is very silly. I make-ah duh memes.

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what even am I doing here

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