My name is Lance
Musician, ridiculously lucky husband, world’s greatest dad (I have the coffee mug to prove it!)
@mikestucka.bsky.social
Dad. Doofus. Data dork. Now Florida Man. Coffee tastes absolutely horrible.
@jackzweiblumen.bsky.social
Optimistic, but naïve tourist/Beating the drum for justice/Dumbest account that Soledad O'Brien doesn't follow/Hot Takes/American Values: Liberty - Equality - Justice
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Someone said somewhere that country music was just “three chords and the truth” and that’s what I’m trying to do with prose. I occasionally write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io/ghost/#/site He/Him “pronouns in bio”
@jh1791.bsky.social
Sociology and/of religion. Semi-pro dilettante. A damned Vermont person™ in the Shenandoah Valley. The Arsenal. We need more heavy metal. And whiskey. Probably.
@amyschmelzer.bsky.social
Loser. Sucker. Enemy of the People. Failed 09R. Guardian of Uncle Homer, Nick, Pudge & Stanky Dog.
@tcquinn07.bsky.social
mediocre paterfamilias | jack of some trades, master of none | aspiring operational artist and wargamer | “Quod Sursum Volo Videre” | repost/like 🚫endorse
@mightymoose.bsky.social
Actual moose. Mommy aka Bruh. Retired army science officer. Did some cool stuff once but now I'm old and tired. Science strategist most recently doing research development and programs. Opinions are my own.
@puckthepilot.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Geek, Nerd, former Army WO IP (60s), current Coastie. He/Him, White, Cisgender, Allosexual, Heteromantic, unmedicated Introverted Neurotypical.
@pptsapper.bsky.social
History person, Army officer, transplanted Buckeye, not really that angry anymore. Writes stuff. Some Star Wars. Refugee from Twitter. Views do not reflect or represent the DoD's. He/him/his. angrystaffofficer.com
@ndkirschmann.bsky.social
Over-educated cat lady / NATO nerd & NAFO fan / All opinions are my own / Not official and definitely not serious / was @ndkirschmann at the old hangout
@ezrabridgers.bsky.social
I accept that there will be those I cannot protect. human on its way to turning into a greener thing. lil dirt person. photographer.
@optesterchris.bsky.social
Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social
Personally irrelevant, Textile Tinkerer, Sewist, Tailor, amateur photographer. I do recreations of 16th-17th c. Clothing as time allows and recently became a vintage sewing machine enthusiast.
@itsmariemccurdy.bsky.social
Author of historical fiction, veteran, surrounded by cats and dog all day. Linktr.ee/mariemccurdy
@tanksftm.bsky.social
Still a semi-sentient sack of animate meat, just here now instead of the Xeeter. Areaman20410331 from Xeeter dot com. OG Fella, forged by Kama, June 4, 2022. In it for the long haul. Slava Ukraini! https://www.instagram.com/caskieatl/
@trelkins.bsky.social
AKA Aggie's Revenge. Historian, museum guy, old Marine, Jack of all trades master of none, Girl Dad, ABD but resigned from the PhD game, a double land locked lover of the sea, Parrothead, and Trophy Husband.
@squeakysneaks.bsky.social
Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
@pandamom.bsky.social
Mostly harmless 💅 In love with an Irishman ☘️ Lefty 🫏 Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈⬛🐈 NP 👩🏻⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠 Fungi 🍄🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking. Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that. Husband, father, dog & cat dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
@smokedaddy.bsky.social
BBQ Junkie/Smoker, edTech refugee, nomad, & D&D newbie. LVL 83 Barbecutioner 100 Cooking 87 Pyromancy 72 Bladed Weapons
@heathertregle.bsky.social
Human being, Attorney, Unapologetic feminist, Mother of dragons, Serial procrastinator
@fpwellman.bsky.social
Host of 'On Democracy with FPWellman' on MeidasTouch and the ‘On Democracy Channel’, 'On the Line with VoteVets,' and 'Too Late to Cancel' every Sunday. Army Iraq veteran. Pro-Democracy Advocate. "Vladimir STOP!"
@danielmkim.bsky.social
He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine/sake person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin Delenda Est
@eodhappycaptain.bsky.social
not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Host of It's A Blast Podcast | views are my own, not DoD.
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat, and the elimination of bagel sandwiches. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or Werner Herzog.
@rsanderlin.bsky.social
Writer, screenwriter, marketer, milspouse, mom. Presidential appointee (Biden) Bylines NYT, Atlantic, WaPo, CNN, NPR, Military.com, Maxim, Self, etc. She/Her
@zachota.bsky.social
Beholding the Pacific • Krulak Center • YCAPS • Allies & Partners • Amphibious Defense • Aloha
@badgercult.bsky.social
Blocking policy: Sea Lions, trolls, monomaniacs, fearmongers, unironic users of 'neoliberal' and those who post platitudinous bullshit images with no actual purpose or meaning.
@quickdraw.bsky.social
Not actually ANYONE'S Platoon Sergeant (but I'll try to help anyway). Dadjokes, Venn diagrams, and shreds of other hobbies I rarely have time for. (he/him)
@oldtowncourtney.bsky.social
I’m a duck mom. I knit, travel, & make silly jokes that my kid rolls her eyes about. I love wearing my #broochoftheday! Navy Vet/ Army Civilian/ Elder Millennial/ Swiftie 🫶🏻 Paris N2/Munich N1 Same handle/name - new profile photo.
@hoosierhomer.bsky.social
The donuts and beers one. Guardian of the Thermostat. Consumer of Food and Drink. Actually forklift certified. Semper Gumpy. Drunken BBX Advocate.
@dermotncosgrove.bsky.social
@pandamom.bsky.social's Fella, Kilkee Livin’ West of Ireland Hairy Dog Owner, Long Distance Walker, Birder, VERY Amateur Photographer, Former French Foreign Legion. "Irish By Birth, Munster By The Grace Of God" @conflictwatch.bsky.social 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪
@iamtheramenqueen.bsky.social
@allthingscivil.bsky.social
Hot takes on the law, the military, my dogs, and lunch • עם ישראל חי • я ненавижу коммунистов
@lethalityjane.bsky.social
Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Play it fucking loud.
@iamdad.bsky.social
I will spam your timeline with memes, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns I am proud of you
@soonergrunt.bsky.social
Retired Soldier, Union guy, public lands lover. Capybara fan. Servant to Freddie the Rescue Pup. Utah Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard. -Mencken Policing my tone is a surefire block
@drseminnis.bsky.social
Mil-Vet Transition Coach. Certified Vet Support Specialist. HR Prof. Ally. Activist. Conspirator. Hiker. Camper. Rower. Potter. Mom. Caregiver. Aggie. Seahawks. Jeeps. Humanist.she/her/Doc. PNW➡️WNC. No more resisting. It’s time to #FightForward!