Linux Fortunes
Random fortune cookies provided by Linux's very own fortune-mod
@zentaraglobal.bsky.social
Break the loop. Build the life. This is the change you've been waiting for. Free 7 Day Discipline Stack -> https://zentara.fit
@roygregory.bsky.social
earthling...trying to figure out why i'm here without consent, though i must say, the natural spaces are beautiful places to hang 🌞
@latinaparda.bsky.social
📹 Realizadora Audiovisual ❤️🔥Sentipensadora de tiempo completo 👀 IG: la.tina_parda ✍️ Colaboradora en: https://lacartita.com/author/laura-pardo/
@red-n-black.bsky.social
Husband, Teacher, Cat Dad, Anarchist, ADHD Haver Mostly Here To Lurk He/Him Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@zerodayphantom.bsky.social
Ghost in the algorithm. Whisperer of APIs. Building the unseen, bending the rules. Follow the signal—if you can.
@jamiedcville.bsky.social
Ancient poet, musician, linux user, socialist, bibliophile. Charlottesville/RVA. Recovery. Dharma. Chaotic good. Funny haha. Blow up your TV. Free Palestine. https://lovedeathcville.com
@yrougy.bsky.social
Vulgarisation, Unix/Linux teacher /Vulgarisateur, formations informatiques. Twitch partner http://twitch.tv/yorzian — http://YouTube.com/yrougy Internet Dinosaur
@7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social
SF bay area Unix geek, dad, motorcyclist, aspiring woodworker and cocktail maker. If you're a bot that follows 10x as many people who follow you, and you just post other people's content, I'll probably block you if you follow me. You need to engage.
@officialvern.bsky.social
The Garbage Man of Linux.. Ex Twitter guy, a cool programmer. Unix Linux tux topology / open systems
@unix-ninja.bsky.social
Team Hashcat + Hacking stuff + Running Information Assurance at a Fortune org + I like chess + Cracking Passwords + Making music
@nick.sausage.social
Head of Engineering at Nscale, working on large scale AI and HPC infrastructure. CNCF and OpenUK Ambassador. Penchant for decrepit Unix workstations. Likes vi.
@unixroot.bsky.social
30+ years in software development, mostly posting on topics related to: #tech #programming #webdev #foss #linux #devops #infosec #privacy Small and simple is beautiful. My digital garden: https://onethingwell.dev Bits: @bits.onethingwell.dev
@someclown.bsky.social
Freelance Writer; ASJA and PEN Member; Network, Coding, and Unix Geek; CTO, Leader, and Analyst; Tequila Lover; Brain Hacker; Student of Everything; Cancer Survivor; #GuruMeditationError
@dragonbyte.ca
Used to take pictures of birds and bees. Now resigned to spend the rest of my life fighting fascism because that's what people who aren't feckless cowards do.
@unixpickle.bsky.social
Code, AI, and 3D printing. Opinions are my own, not my computer's...for now. Co-creator of DALL-E 2. Researcher @openai.
@metlstorm.risky.biz
Unix berserker, retired hacker-con organiser (Kiwicon!) and now technology-editor-slash-sysadmin-janitor at Risky.biz. Was @metlstorm on Twitter, am metlstorm@infosec.exchange on Masto.
@chromamagic.com
unix whisperer, hpc apprentice, ex big dot edu, husband & “cmo” for artist & scientist @micheleclamp.com, father to magic & chroma see color, paint color @ https://chromamagic.com bio: https://linkedin.com/in/drcuff 🇬🇧 / 🇺🇸
@brynet.ca
AKA brynet@. Canadian 🇨🇦. I like tinkering with OpenBSD and occasionally other Unix-like systems. In other words, not a MCP. He/Him. hacker^Wslacker. @canadianbryan previously. https://brynet.ca/ Buy me pizza 🍕 https://brynet.ca/wallofpizza.html
@pinkyweitzman.bsky.social
VP of Comms, Brennan Center for Justice at NYU Law. Democracy nerd, rabble-rouser, multi-instrumentalist, portmanteau lover. Former: HIAS, ACLU, touring musician, Bernie '16, School of Rock, UNIX sysadmin.
@jclulow.bsky.social
Queer. ADHD. Engineer. UNIX person. Australian-American. Member of illumos core team. Building a new machine at Oxide Computer Company!
@tft.io
A large person, in Canada. Father to two, smaller persons. Wife guy. Dual citizen, a modicum of discipline. Proud liberal. Hobbesian. Unix apostate, Classic Mac OS revanchist, tilter at path-dependent windmills. Emacsist.
@apoorvalal.com
causal inference, econometrics, ML, arsenal, loud music, unix, FOSS for scientific computing. apoorvalal.github.io (passively) maintains @paperposterbot.bsky.social
@akien.bsky.social
@godotengine.org project maintainer & co-founder at @w4games.bsky.social (he/him). Free and #opensource software advocate. #indiedev and #Linux gaming. Frenchman in Copenhagen. Also on: @akien@mastodon.gamedev.place.
@4nt0n3.bsky.social
I do digital paintings and comics / NSFW 🏳️🌈 🇨🇵 🇺🇦 (he, him) / Commissions closed / Using Linux and Krita 🤓 / Loving Capybaras and Drag Queens. All my links are here: https://linktr.ee/4nt_0n3
@rafaelmoco.art
CGi Director and VFX Supervisor Ex-Game Journalist Linux user Opinions are my own ENG/PTBR #BRArt Professional Contact: rafaelmoco.lr@gmail.com Icon by @bardosemrumo.bsky.social 🚫 no A•I / n•ft 🚫
@zehche.bsky.social
Siga 🇧🇷 @PT.org.br @LulaGiganteOficial.bsky.social @PTmilitancia.bsky.social @RedeLular.bsky.social #PTmilitancia #LulaPresidente #OBrasilVoltou Enviar DM com critério, sem SPAM. Amo Software livre. Gnu/Linux Debian user.
@ahrkrak.bsky.social
I do linux and cloud native things at microsoft (azure). 20-year Silicon Valley veteran now mostly in Berlin and Seattle. “A delightful blend of concise tech jargon peppered with lyrical humor and unexpected punchlines.” - blueskyroast.com
@glaubercosta.bsky.social
Former Linux Kernel, ScyllaDB, Datadog - storage, virtualization, low level stuff. Founder/CEO at https://turso.tech
@soniacuff.com
Microsoft Advocacy Lead / DevRel - Cloud Native, Linux, Open Source. From a LAN down under. #ITPro #MicrosoftAzure #Hybrid #Kubernetes #OSS
@squillace.bsky.social
"Does not pose a present danger." Corp advice and bail bonds. Also: PM for OSS dev on Azure, vice chairperson, @bytecodeallies. Mostly Linux, mostly helpful
@eayoung.net
All-tech enthusiast and total retro/Linux geek | She/Her 🏳️⚧️ | Former host/writer @linusmediagroup.com 📺 YouTube youtube.com/@emily-young 🐧 Twitter twitter.com/EmilyAYoung1 🕸️ Fediverse tech.lgbt/@emilyyoung 🧵Threads threads.net/@em.a.young
@hegghammer.net
Senior Fellow in Politics at All Souls College, Oxford. Interested in jihadism, Middle East history, and digital methods. Linux enthusiast and nature-lover
@jperlow.bsky.social
Embracing the robot overlords since 2025. Corporate tech & AI writer/editor. Freelance @ZDNET. Food journalist. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation. The opinions expressed here are my own and not those of my employer. linktr.ee/jperlow
@cyberciti.biz
Enjoy Linux & Unix systems? Open source software and programming? Sysadmin & DevOps work? Follow us to make the most of your geeky IT career. 🐧💞🧑🏻💻 Blog: https://www.cyberciti.biz | Forum: https://www.nixCraft.com
@sharky6000.bsky.social
Research Scientist at Google DeepMind, interested in multiagent reinforcement learning, game theory, games, and search/planning. Lover of Linux 🐧, coffee ☕, and retro gaming. Big fan of open-source. #gohabsgo 🇨🇦 For more info: https://linktr.ee/sharky6000
@ligi.de
#android #berlin #c-base #dub #ethereum #freedom #github #hacking #ideas #java #kotlin #linux #music #FOSS https://ligi.de
@senzi.adv.br
Advogado de influenciadores digitais, streamers e Youtubers - Direito digital e proteção de dados - Coordenador jurídico - ex-secretário geral da comissão LGBT da OAB/CE. Hacker ético (Kali Linux). Todas as minhas redes: https://linktr.ee/joaosenzi
@krisnova.net
Dreamer. Engineer. Writer. Aurae. Linux. Security. C. Rust. Go. Queer. OSINT. Mountains. Follow me on Twitch. She/Her. Principal Engineer at GitHub.