@onionweigher.hellthread.vet
§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
@mrmoosey1.bsky.social
Join a union. Unity not culture wars. How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics in the 20th century.
@whitertrash.bsky.social
I'm Damien (he/him) Living in London with my husband. I work in a clothes shop. My biggest hobby is reading and collecting comics from my childhood. I'm here to have fun so keep any racism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia out of my time line.
@ciarantracey.bsky.social
Founder and Exec Producer, Big City Nights. https://bigcitynights.io
@dimblebot.com
DIMBLEBOT IS LOYAL TO BIO-DIMBLEBY AND THE CURRENT MONARCH (HRH SIR PRINCE CHARLES) B.B.C. TELEVISION CENTRE [email protected]
@sammila.bsky.social
Pronoun: She/her. ‘good music’, dancing, imbibing, dystopia, mental health practitioner. Lives in NI. I have dedicated my life to not taking it seriously. Thanks.
@ifbookspod.bsky.social
A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds.
@phoenix.tapbots.com
An upcoming Bluesky Client for iOS/iPadOS & Mac from the makers of Tweetbot and Ivory. Please don't take it personally if we don't respond often with this account. We are extremely busy working on Phoenix. https://tapbots.com/phoenix
@bibilynch.bsky.social
Writer. Broadcaster. Shorterer. Hove/Soho/Hoho/Bobo https://bibilynch.com/
@davecakes.bsky.social
Illustrator DM for commissions, stop asking me to make a podcast with you. Shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/davecakes/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown
@gazchap.com
Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian. Blog: https://gazchap.com WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social
Cohost of Maintenance Phase. Author of two books. In a documentary called Your Fat Friend. She/her/hers. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen.
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
Setting right what we once got wrong. Hosted by Sarah Marshall, produced by Carolyn Kendrick.
@cbuckthorn.bsky.social
Sub-editor of Lær!, the Norwegian leather industry's most esteemed organ. Immerse your soul in love.
@haggistamer.bsky.social
Lecturer in Computing at University of Dundee! 💻👨🏫 Doing HCI research. Scottish. Metalhead. Cheerful Goth. Tamer of haggises. Impostor academic with 11 years experience. Fuelled by coffee/chocolate/whisky. ☕🍫🥃. he/him
@donnarees.bsky.social
Sometime actor, full time autism Mummy, lover of theatre, film. music and comedy.
@gardennicola.bsky.social
Now would be a good time for a revolution. Posts about gardening,🌱 history, food and art help me cope with all the 💩 going on. LGBT+ 🏳️⚧️ ally 🏳️🌈 She/her No DMs. Leicester, UK.
@johnhigginss66.bsky.social
#totp Irish parents, grew up in Leicester. Escaped to RADA, live in Whitstable. Work as a human coockoo down at the swiss clock factory. Gets me out of the house.
@drivelcast.bsky.social
That pillock off of Twitter (and Mastodon, but that didn't really take off)
@thecocktailguy.bsky.social
Original cocktail recipes, new takes on the classics and lessons on how to drink better. I'm an independent cocktail journalist and consultant. Contact me for partnership opportunities and consulting services.
@theashpreston.bsky.social
"Comedian" / Hair / Northern working class scum / Old pop culture content / Wrestling / Hack jokes / TOTP / He/Him 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 https://ko-fi.com/ashpreston#
@bettystoveseyes.bsky.social
Denizen of the Scottish Borders. Attempting to while away my remaining time with increasingly trivial pursuits. Available to reach things off high shelves in Morrisons for fellow customers on request
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
Comedian'n'writer'n'podcaster. Take my coffee like I take my power. SophieChapmanTalent.com / sueterryvoices.com 👉🏾 https://linktr.ee/athenakugblenu 📕 Buy/borrow History's Most Epic Fibs! 🎧 Bust or Trust or PROcrastinate 📺 youtube.com/@innitfactory
@notalawyer.bsky.social
No longer in good standing with the New York State bar My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
@iliketrains.co.uk
Miserable since 2004 // Stuff and things: http://linktr.ee/iliketrains MDANT 🏅
@alisoneales.com
Thames in the streets, LWT in the sheets she/her https://fikarecordings.bandcamp.com/album/mox-nox
@durhamwriter.bsky.social
creative writing, comedy, cats, crafts, cooking, charity shops, collector of curiosities, castles and cathedrals, coast and countryside, coffee and conversation.
@mreos.bsky.social
Modernist, Trade Unionist, Socialist. Vespa GTS 🛵 owner, cyclist, Scooterist. & GTS owner/rider, so Scooter Snobs begone! Doesn't like Fascists, Tories or brexiteers. Memorial Device ANT. Gen X! ❤️✊
@ianwbaxter.bsky.social
Refugee from you know where.. following mainly sound art, synth DIY and computer music based stuff. Also accounts that make me laugh. Did PhD at Sheffield "Sonification as a means to generative music"..and posted about it, now seems increasingly irrelevant
@thesmilinglemon.bsky.social
I try to keep my main feed light and humorous, but my replies also include politics. About Me: 🇺🇸🏳️🌈👬🏼♊️🤪📰⚖️🔮💻📱🎧🎶📺 No Profile Image or Description = Mute/No Follow #Funny #Silly #Serious #Sarcastic #Humor #Jokes #Laugh #Smile #Politics
@everylaststation.bsky.social
Actually visited Every Darn Station in Great Britain! Not as dull as it sounds!
@cutebutchubby.bsky.social
Actor and singer on the down low. IT person on the up high Lasagne Queen
@paulfcblamasia.bsky.social
Live in Cleethorpes. I love sport (mainly football and cricket) THFC COYS GTFC. Music follows me around 24 hours.
@sophiehen.bsky.social
Used to work in TV. Now I teach stuff. Occasional painter. Tortoise whisperer.
@jamesy62.bsky.social
Nondescript in general. Apart from Brae-stoney The Grey. He’s brilliant.
@edgarwright.bsky.social
Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
@kittycostanza.bsky.social