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@adstellae.bsky.social

Remember. Always read the contract before you sign, kiddos.

@kmillz.lol

not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag

@3yeless.bsky.social

Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.

@jodingerscat.bsky.social

The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth) No Mud No Lotus 🌸 South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️ #GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆 🚫DMs🚫 Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6

@sixfootcandy.bsky.social

Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi

@elynnbarstar.bsky.social

It was the summer of 1963, I was 17. My family spent the summer at Kellerman's. I lost my virginity to a 30 something yo man, totally romantic. We saved Penny from a botched abortion and I learned professional dancing in 2 hours. The End.

@hand-solo.bsky.social

⚠️ I don’t wear pants. My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmprg2xdabkf4boghkxo7qgd/feed/aaafqkeih4m4w

@alizerin.bsky.social

Rock trivia: I was the original drummer for Kars4Kids.

@morphinedreamzz.bsky.social

the trailer park mary poppins. my mind vomit 👉🏼 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dtgfyjtqwgtgt2c5d7hgmgxi/feed/aaalqsstmekww

@manofletterz.bsky.social

I've become something of an urban legend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcrmt4cnmw6i7ofeojpswzar/feed/aaab7yq46j3em

@lazurwoolf.bsky.social

Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu

@slaughthie.bsky.social

contemplating building furniture

@copymama.bsky.social

Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig

@juniorhoncho.bsky.social

please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone

@endlessmike.bsky.social

@mytai.bsky.social

Manic pixie soul reaper.

@wapplehouse.bsky.social

America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter https://linktr.ee/JortsCenter

@yungdangerfield.bsky.social

another platform for my if-no-one-sees-it-is-it-still-a-banger ass posts lmao

@joelevard.com

writing, editing, existential dread

@andreyasasylum.bsky.social

Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa

@marlebean.bsky.social

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72

@chalza.bsky.social

People are always telling me to shut up.

@canuckyoutoo.bsky.social

Happy to help the fuck arounds find out

@addiane.bsky.social

A crazy person My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4

@greavesoflass.bsky.social

History and literature nerd, top 96% of OnlyFans, frequently wrong.

@dmc1138.bsky.social

I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

@kaylachowshow.bsky.social

💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT 💙

@tonymagoni.bsky.social

i'm worth a million in prizes he/him/cis/het

@incognitofinito.bsky.social

Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters Call me Fin. they/them

@charlieherbert.bsky.social

Average gravitational wave surfer. Dimwitted, slow on trigger.

@cogentanalysis.bsky.social

oh god, it's come to this

@smeagolsfree.bsky.social

@benjaminty.bsky.social

I’m a giant (6’4”) who loves puns and having a gay old time. (By which I mean I am gay and aging)

@atokad72.bsky.social

Midwest nice. Blue voter in a red state. Photographer. Chicago Cubs, Green Bay Packers, Notre Dame and Tottenham Hotspur fan. Posting humorous stuff. Vinyl record and antique camera collector and enthusiast. Love classic rock and enjoy a good whiskey.

@dylannice.bsky.social

All skeets are on behalf of my mother

@spork-lobotomy.bsky.social

Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline

@ironballmcginty.bsky.social

@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social

Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social

@frenziedandfine.bsky.social

I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q2wajldac3x6vvzkuhz4z7vd/feed/aaab3iekrvkoe

@colebahorize.bsky.social

🏎️

@joleneski.bsky.social

Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost. Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.

@dumbbeezie.bsky.social

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you.

@illumi.meme

artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel

@havishaf.bsky.social

I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss

@rebelliousdb.bsky.social

I should probably delete that.🤔 Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷 🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦 My contemplations: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi

@adamgreat.bsky.social

Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud

@crushincamels.bsky.social