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@jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy

Breaking distributed systems, one fault at a time. [bridged from https://mastodon.jepsen.io/@jepsen on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

@pauldix.bsky.social

Cofounder & CTO InfluxData, makers of InfluxDB, the open source time series database. Founder of NYC Machine Learning Meetup. Former Ruby on Rails developer and enthusiast (still a fan).

@hazelweakly.me

I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking. hachyderm.io/@hazelweakly

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

not the darth u are looking for

@kateconger.com

tech reporter for the NYT! co-author of CHARACTER LIMIT! signal: kateconger.11 buy our book: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/737290/character-limit-by-kate-conger-and-ryan-mac/ tour dates & translations: https://linktr.ee/kateconger

@ghoulpus.bsky.social

writer, weirdo, recluse work: algoldfuss.com newsletter: https://buttondown.com/algoldfuss xe/xir/xem

@foone.bsky.social

Hardware / software necromancer collector of Weird Stuff maker of Death Generators. she/they

@ellearmageddon.bsky.social

i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here. ngl.link/armageddon1312 don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse

@tailscale.com

Your private programmable network.

@golang.org

Go will make you love programming again. We promise. https://go.dev/

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social

Special correspondent at Vanity Fair and host of the Fast politics podcast and MSNBC

@ceej.online

just here to have fun online

@evacide.bsky.social

Director of Cybersecurity @eff.org Co-founder of @stopstalkerware.bsky.social These opinions are my own, not my employers’ I did a TED talk once

@scalzi.com

I enjoy pie. Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/

@rakyll.org

Principal Engineer at Google. Simplicity and optimism. Personal opinions.

@quinnypig.com

Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group. he/him. Get my snarky take on AWS news: http://lastweekinaws.com/t/ Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)

@richburroughs.dev

ADHD, tech, Arsenal, bitching about AI Links - https://linktr.ee/richburroughs

@kelseyhightower.com

Minimalist

@tef.bsky.social

i used to take pictures of crows, but it's been a while they/them thanks

@kat.lol

@dixie3flatline from twitter head of dev advocacy @ minimus.io kubernetes release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, edinburgh via memphis she/they

@lookitup.baby

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, aurora chaser, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. They/them. Stay punk 🏴 MSP feed info here: https://bsky.app/profile/lookitup.baby/post/3lapkhevr222w

@bradfitz.com

I do computers. Married to @radkat.fitzpat.com. Three kids. Xoogler. Go (#golang) team 2010~2020. Made LiveJournal, OpenID, memcached. Currently at @Tailscale.com making WireGuard easy. Seattle, WA // Bainbridge

@april.social

Staff Security Engineer at some random tech company, previously Mozilla, Dropbox, and (pre-Elon) Twitter. Has read @kateconger.bsky.social’s autobiography. web @ grayduck.mn // also github.com/april

@molly.wiki

independent writer of citationneeded.news and @web3isgoinggreat.com • tech researcher and cryptocurrency industry critic • software engineer • wikipedian support my work: citationneeded.news/signup links: mollywhite.net/linktree

@mekka.mekka-tech.com

Building Digital Ecosystems at Google. https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke He/him.

@hacks4pancakes.com

I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires. ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️‍🌈

@mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip

Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at https://aurora.tech, OS security teaching at https://www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org Signal: @mjg.59 He/him

@tartanllama.xyz

"building a debugger" book out june 2025 ~ c++ developer advocate at microsoft ~ poet ~ film/noisemaker ~ mask enthusiast ~ they/them

@swiftonsecurity.com

computer security person. former helpdesk.

@k8em0.bsky.social

Founder & CEO LutaSecurity @payequitynow MIT&Harvard visiting scholar, @MasonNatSec fellow, 1/2 Chamoru, 1/2 Greek all-American hacker

@skamille.themanagerswrath.com

she/her. Author, manager, distributed systems engineer, etc etc, my latest book Platform Engineering is available now! https://amzn.to/4eUz5zB

@killedbygoogle.com

Disappointment as a Service by @codyogden.com (they/he) 👋🔪💀

@kstewart.bsky.social

🦂 I solve problems

@bryanl.dev

DEI with a hard r

@aoc.bsky.social

Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com

@ellie.wtf

Infra, Rust, and motorcycles 🏳️‍🌈 Building @atuin.sh

@fasterthanli.me

hi, I'm amos! 🍃 they/them 🫐 open-source goblin and content creator(TM) at @bearcove.eu ✨ be kind, be curious articles: https://fasterthanli.me videos: https://youtube.com/@fasterthanlime podcast: https://sdr-podcast.com work: https://bearcove.eu

@dbsmasher.com

All sorts of SRE things. Breaker of all things. Source of the #botrosd hashtag. Professional finder of problems. Author of High Performance MySQL 4th edition

@charity.wtf

cofounder/CTO @honeycombio, co-author of Observability Engineering and Database Reliability Engineering. I test in production and so do you. 🐝🏳️‍🌈🦄

@b0rk.jvns.ca

programming and exclamation marks blog: jvns.ca zines: wizardzines.com

@grimalkina.bsky.social

Psychologist for Software Teams (& writing a book about it). Founder: Developer Success Lab, Catharsis Consulting. VP of Research. Defender of the mismeasured. https://www.drcathicks.com/ Host at: https://www.changetechnically.fyi/

@thock.in

I like writing software, even if I don't get to do it much anymore. Kubernetes. Star Wars nerd, Expanse fan, dad, dork.

@timclicks.dev

Trainer and consultant on the Rust programming language. Author of Rust in Action. Team climate. Walkable neighbourhoods are nice, actually. Signal: @timclicks.01

@lizthegrey.com

🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥄❄️🐆👩🏽‍💻 in 🇦🇺🇨🇦 working on 🍯⬢🔭

@kimcrayton1.bsky.social

“The thing that was given to me by the universe was the chance to question it, and that is my divine duty.” Leonardo da Vinci https://linktr.ee/TheFutureIsFREE

@bcantrill.bsky.social

Co-founder and CTO of Oxide Computer Company. According to Field of Schemes, "tech exec and Oakland A's fan" -- but more of an Oakland Ballers fan now.

@jacobian.org

django, security, eng management, basketball shitposting. web: jacobian.org signal: jacobian.01

@steveklabnik.com

#rustlang, #jj-vcs, atproto, shitposts, urbanism. I contain multitudes. Currently in Austin, TX, but from Pittsburgh. Previously in Bushwick, the Mission, LA.

@durumcrustulum.com

🜗 🝒 🝲 crypto as in 'cryptography' 🝳 🝡 🜖 ¹ isogenist, co-host SCWpod ² https://durumcrustulum.com, https://www.youtube.com/@durumcrustulum, https://patreon.com/durumcrustulum

@thisismissem.bsky.social

Fediverse developer, working on trust & safety tech, advisor to IFTAS; open-source contributor. I'm mostly on the Fediverse: https://hachyderm.io/@thisismissem 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Mostly posting via @thisismissem.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy