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Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. Blonde who has been outdoors once.
Top 0.01% of bad at math.
IG:@enamelnailstudio
@darkwise.bsky.social
@cinemasinsofficial.bsky.social
This is the official Bluesky account for CinemaSins, the #1 YouTube channel for snarky, nitpicking movie breakdowns.
@songbird47.bsky.social
Love, Laughter and Coffee with a shot of Sarcasm! Love sunsets🥰 Some women fear the fire, some simply become it 🔥 🚫DMs mostly ignored. My Blueskies! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57m5kw3q3oc52zpl4zjjzhgt/feed/aaafmou7wych4
@canadianbeave13.bsky.social
🇨🇦 A beaver with a cobra chicken spirit. Elbows up, gloves off. 🇨🇦
@docatcdi.com
Sharing smiles free to steal! Patreon: free longer content https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber PG in the daylight discretion after dark
@gregreckons.bsky.social
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
@derekneverfails.bsky.social
Certified Personal Trainer, Certified Nutritionist IG: bodycoachderek Trolls call me “Dime Store Momoa”. In a world that profits from self doubt, loving yourself is the ultimate form of rebellion. #FUCKMAGA
@bigeby13.bsky.social
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
@urmfinking.bsky.social
I do things, I say things, I usually piss people off with the things I say and do. It’s a vicious circle. But there’s bud and snacks so it ain’t all bad.
@beagz.bsky.social
Finding humor in marriage, fatherhood, ADD, adoption and autism. TikTok: @realbeags Twitter: @beagz
@bougerella.bsky.social
Feminist, sex-positive musings, tall woman problems, mom stuff, workout motivation.
@elliottdowning.bsky.social
Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and bleets like sweet, sweet honey. If you were following @elliott_downing over on TwitterX, you've found me (or failed to avoid me, as the case may be).
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
@elgringochorizo.bsky.social
Shitposter, musician, giver of no fuks. *Memes are 99% stolen. *formerly @GringoBrulee on the bird app
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with 🇺🇦 Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
@notsoevilrick.bsky.social
If you like well thought out jokes and intellectual humor, you probably should follow someone else. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ycidwpf4i3wwfw7roc7owx35/feed/aaaoq5mjnsnym
@jasonnotevil.bsky.social
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@nocontextcats.bsky.social
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this - Terry Pratchett
@jumpingcat.org
Random Cats from my Camera Roll to your feed :3 *You can even send me your cat photography for a caption (with credit!) * Posting pets memes to raise awareness for TNR in Nevada. No Ai animals. Support nature #TNR at cityofhenderson.com
@stilljoshy.bsky.social
Inconveniently sensitive. Dog dad x2. Bearded Masshole. Thinks he’s funny. Low opinion of humanity, but tryin real hard to be the shepherd, Ringo. I talk about music, dogs, movies, sports, food—everything that makes life worth living.
@natesmith.dev
sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
@rexchapman.bsky.social
Team game https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Its-Hard-for-Me-to-Live-with-Me/Rex-Chapman/9781982197773
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@leggypain.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.
@noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social
She/Her Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Wielder of boob lasers. Don’t fall in love with me https://linktr.ee/ekabakie OF in the link, if you’re into that
@napveg.bsky.social
inventor of joke bluesky | mayor of topeka, kansas | top 0.001% of onlyfans creators | yin yoga black belt | vaccine enthusiast | 4x therapy world champion | laravel artisan | avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site | he/him
@socialoutcast82.bsky.social
Oh good, another social media account to not give a fuck about. My shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laeamlwwky4kbyoexzptf3ne/feed/aaam3yil5fr6k
@bigshank.bsky.social
Moody and probably manic. Scorpio resides here. Pimping ain’t easy. 🤷♂️ #LeafsForever
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@abbyonbluesky.bsky.social
Published author. The Dragon and the Butterfly available NOW. History nerd, word nerd, nerd nerd. Opinions always mine, and they're spectacular.