Wrath is preventing obese geese at Goose Poop Lake
Mermaid only ever on dry land by need. If I could get cake in the pool, I would be there now. She/her
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater
@randilynisin.bsky.social
I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
@defnotadino.bsky.social
your favorite neighborhood gem, leftist shrew and overall nightmare. hand-holder in your final moments. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
@checkwithscience.com
☘️&🐏 alumnus • connecting cancer scientists to technology • supercomputing, energy, biomedicine, shitposting • politically: 🚰🌹 & 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇾🇪 • attitude: 🫵😉👍 • Signal: jtd.01 • Discord: 0xKruzr • operator of @poasting.online labeler • known Blackguard™
@cheerfulexgf.bsky.social
Don't break your ankle. Laugh at men. She/her bi/queer Trans rights are human rights!!!
@selina3sticks.bsky.social
Litigator and ex public defender. I review books on Instagram at lawyergobblesbooks. Lifelong Atlantan, Seinfeld fan, mystery buff, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large dilute tortoiseshell cat. Avatar by @meerkatsrmammals
@damitsdevon.bsky.social
She/her, Public health nerd, constantly in need of more coffee, absolutely obsessed with my cat
@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures. She/Her. Occasionally WTH. REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED. Does not automatically follow back.
@gert001badger.bsky.social
@[email protected]| gert00010badger/🐦
@piegoblin.bsky.social
Muttonheaded Shabaroon. Lead singer for Nancy Reagan and the Expectorates. "foul woman". "Some maintenance required, will not pass a PPE but serviceably sound for the current job." For press inquiries, please contact Violet Crumbles.
@alexandraknew.bsky.social
She/her. Equal-opportunity nose-booper, slow runner, and citizens for boysenberry jam fan. Jeans are appropriate beachwear | 13.1 x 8 | 26.2 x 1
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both the lowbrow and highbrow. Calvinists DNI Located in RVA. She/her. https://linktr.ee/jennifercmartin
@pollyjennastone.bsky.social
Amateur wildlife photographer in Ohio. Owl enthusiast. Data nerd. TERFs and transphobes do not follow me, thanks :)
@jennjenn.bsky.social
🪷 i’m a minion and a mom and an overall peach of a gal ;) she/her 🌞
@eboldy.bsky.social
likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
@meghancolleen.bsky.social
Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? she/her Carolina alum 🐏🩵 Gawker/jezebel alum ex Twinja Artist. Writer. Crow/critter/bug friend. Soup Tube Enthusiast.
@sodburger.bsky.social
I ain't goin' nowhere, just embrace me, bitch Always lurkin' on my page, you don't hate me, sis I ain't botherin' nobody, I just breathe and shit Deep down in your heart, you wanna be like this
@deerlady83.bsky.social
She/her mostly post cat pictures and animals that live by our house. Instructor. Genre nerd.
@formergregsamsa.bsky.social
All phenomena are fleeting. He/him. For those who don't know me from other social media sites: Waffles (Waf) is the name of our dog, not the name of my husband. [Update: Waf was. Marlowe is now our dog's name, not my husband's. Waf is now a name for love.]
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
@lilkatze.bsky.social
Lil_kpop_katze of Twinja and still lover of kittens and occassionally broccoli but it does make me gassy. Trying to up the Aussie content Living on Yugara/turrbal land
@daphned.bsky.social
An artist, a writer and a pop culture princess. 18+ She/her Traditional Art Media https://www.youtube.com/@DaphneDanielson
@treska.bsky.social
Lurker mostly, nice and unproblematic, always improving, into fragrance. she/her
@lovelylipstick.bsky.social
Hell on wheels, book lover, and reigning queen of excellent lipstick. She/her. Migrated from Twitter, it’s me guys!
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG