@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@yogabapentin.bsky.social
I don’t care to be understood I am having a good time thank you
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. Known to pontificate, but also prone to unhinged shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI. Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk
@jondrake.bsky.social
If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. i make tshirts at dashare.zone vocals for HELL ORBS, listen at https://dendycrew.com my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
@cara.city
I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics. Preservation, art, old tech. 18+ only Something beautiful is going to happen. (she / they) Writing: antientro.pics Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
@birdrespecter.bsky.social
A sort of horrifying, ignoble ape. Yapper on Western Kabuki, football pervert on 60 Minute Drill. PNW + Luddite + Friend
@fredo.bsky.social
U TWIT, I LOVE YOU Everyone's favorite small account™ Check out Fredo's Game-Os at https://fredosgameos.substack.com/
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social
It’s me, your friend from the internet. ✅ Blocked by Kara Swisher
@hayao.lol
Your old pal, Catbus from Online shitposts, shoegaze, cinema ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ 🌶️Lao Gan Ma Army🌶️
@woketopus.bsky.social
squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@alexig.bsky.social
#Blacksky Nature dummy and co-host of The ‘We Out Here’ Podcast https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weoutherepod
@uncleclit.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood Clitoris from Melbourne | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Any wild posts or reposts or comments on my profile are purely for comedic purpose and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@numb.comfortab.ly
Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@islandinmymind.bsky.social
virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • west coast • adult or whatevs (occasionally nsfw — mdni 🔞) • don’t DM me http://linktr.ee/islandinmymind
@internethippo.bsky.social
@judeatwood.bsky.social
Writer & cartoonist. Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
@jinah.bsky.social
Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae Path to hell: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@bowiesniperr.bsky.social
🔞 Transtifa ™️ They/them 🌈🖤🩸⛓ Autistic babe Burlesquer, aerialist, SWer Chronically ill but a chronic thrill Abolitionist 27|The Dot Above the I
@focusfronting.bsky.social
opinions are not my own and represent those of noam chomsky if he were in law school. she/her.
@greenleejw.bsky.social
Surprised historian, not surprised eels. Doctor of medieval history, talking’ about eels, history, maps, and the Spaniel. Alt-text artist. I draw custom maps on commission: https://surprisedeelmaps.com/ Support me here: patreon.com/SurprisedEel
@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th man about town. Rhymes with “love”. They, in a he kinda way. MDNI
@fulkery.bsky.social
Some form of grubby ox hermit, but like, with a salary and kids. If you argue with me on my post I will block you, this is social media and it's my post. Condensed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7x67le6rxiitd4xv4ezbzlfc/feed/aaabt4b7v4yr2
@bobjanke.bsky.social
Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@thepaleh0rse.bsky.social
Communist, Father, Machinist. He/Him I'm here for the liberation of the people. A better world is necessary, and possible. Twitter: @ThePaleH0rse2
@glentickle.bsky.social
Comedian. Very good at Dr. Mario. Still uncomfortable callin em skeets.
@stallion.top
18+ ONLY. The one and only. Patron saint of good hair and bad takes. Professional 3D artist and internet heartthrob. This account posts porn. I own The Golden Stallion in Second Life. https://stallion.club
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi