It’s Doris, Bitches
Just a woman who lives off cheese, pickles, and fruit snacks and who is controlled by cats. Sometimes funny, other times snarky. Start a conversation with me because who doesn’t like a good DM or reply?
If you like red hats, you’re going to HATE me!
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@aoc.bsky.social
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@brycebryce.bsky.social
“I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist “Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty “ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96 “Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | he/him | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | almost always SFW
@dutchessprim.bsky.social
@greyweirdo.bsky.social
That one guy from Twitter who said he'd cut you down for slut shaming. the honor of the shogun, and for saying you'd put vodka in a martini.
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@norton.bsky.social
Historian; author of Fighting Traffic: The Dawn of the Motor Age in the American City, and of Autonorama: The Illusory Promise of High-Tech Driving.
@jseakle.bsky.social
nothing is always an erasure. the layers are a monolith. every default bleeds.
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@sulleyandmike.bsky.social
Hello, we are 2 adopted kittens living their best lives 🥰 Always ready for new friendships 🫶🏻✨ IG - https://www.instagram.com/sulleyandmikewazowski
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Voice Actor (w/ SourceConnect), Mountain Jew. He/Him. It's pronounced "Shact". Opinions are my own. Probably going to block you. Nothing personal. Picture by @tinted-mint.bsky.social
@erininthemorning.com
Independent LGBTQ+ journalist, mom, D&D DM. Tips: http://ko-fi.com/erininthemorn // Booking & content: http://erinreedwrites.com // Venmo erin888 Subscribe to support my journalism and read my reporting at www.erininthemorning.com
@dylanstuart.bsky.social
19. Introvert trying to be an extrovert trying to disguise as an introvert. Pizza 🍕🔥
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/ https://www.redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT #chronicillness
@maddow.msnbc.com
Mondays at 9pmET on MSNBC MaddowBlog.com From Russia with Lev: MSNBC.com/Lev Ultra podcast: MSNBC.com/Ultra Prequel: MSNBC.com/Prequel
@jonathanslater.bsky.social
Help who you can, when you can, for as long as you can. City From Above. We live and we struggle. No DM’s Born April 1. Really!
@amyb8888.bsky.social
Legal editor. Amateur 🍄photographer, photos taken on my 2020 iPhoneSE. Obsessed w/nature/dogs/science/sci-fi/music/movies/books Hometown: Pittsburgh, living in PNW. #Vegan 🗳️💙 She/her Owned by a rescue dog #AdoptDontShop No DMs unless I know you.
@slayeragolf.bsky.social
Here to fight trumpism and support democracy! From Twitter known as Agolf Twitler Slayer🌊🌊🌊 @slayer_agolf Followed by @muellershewrote.bsky.social, @meidastouch.com, @joncooper-us.bsky.social, @dworkin.bsky.social
@esqueer.net
Transgender Menace 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷 Clinical Instructor, Harvard Law Cyberlaw Clinic. Gender & Tech. Views = my own. She/Her. Sometimes anti-social, always anti-fascist. Read my work at thedissident.news
@ellearmageddon.bsky.social
i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here. ngl.link/armageddon1312 don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse
@eugene.defeatmaga.com
N8V🪶, Host of Democracy First. (@BreakingNews4X on X) (@Breakingnews4x on TikTok) (@DemocracyFirst on Fanbase)
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@adelpreore.bsky.social
Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store... stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty...
@chrisgeidner.bsky.social
Subscribe to www.lawdork.com for SCOTUS, Trump, LGBTQ, criminal justice, and other legal news. / Email: [email protected] / Signal: crg.32 / About me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. / He/him.
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@godlessgardener.bsky.social
Funny Shit Talkin’ Political Gardener Find me on TikTok 200K Followers
@levarburton.bsky.social
Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
@internethippo.bsky.social
@kidnurse.bsky.social
Retired pediatric nurse, PhD, nurse scientist. Mother of an adult child on a vent and delayed who died 1/18/25. Christian. Proud daughter! Dad at Normandy, liberal, disabled from Covid. Blue dot in a red state. Here for the party! Instant block for DMs
@verbenablu.bsky.social
Bruja✨️ 𖤐 Tarot 𖤐 Pagan pride 𖤐 Bipolar I 𖤐 BPD 𖤐 ADHD 𖤐 Stoner 🍃🔥 𖤐 ☼♒︎ ☾♈︎ ↑♓︎
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
@thotcatalog.bsky.social
concerning behavior | sometimes nsfw https://hevy.com/user/cylifts
@shadowedkira.bsky.social
Unapologetic trans goth queen unleashing chaos and calling BS wherever I see it. LGBTQ+ advocate since 2019, defender of human rights, and destroyer of fragile egos. 🏳️🌈 Hannah Ann has my heart 1-18-25 ❤️🔥
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
@markoraassina.bsky.social
Official page of Marko Raassina, Finnish comic creator of Nerd and Jock! Support me: https://www.patreon.com/Markocomics