MollyculeTheory
Orphan of internet empires past 🌚
Biology PhD, Healthgoth, late-Toastie Twitter, science, the absurd
Brooklyn
she/they
@inconvergent.net
procedural artist parallel programmer irregular programming crimes in lisp i am working on a game: @boxtype.app buy art at: buy.inconvergent.net
@learnedlag.bsky.social
A podcast about LearnedLeague, the greatest trivia game in all the land
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
Setting right what we once got wrong. Hosted by Sarah Marshall, produced by Carolyn Kendrick.
@mistopianpod.bsky.social
Welcome to Mistopian, the podcast that evaluates the past’s wildly-inaccurate predictions about the future we now live in. https://t.co/uUxx7mZudT
@dennisperkins5.bsky.social
Freelance writer. LateNighter, AV Club, Ultimate Classic Rock, Paste, Primetimer, Portland Press Herald, EW, etc. See my stuff at https://authory.com/DennisPerkins Currently preparing for the coming Thunderdome. Join me, won't you?
@rubeswoobs.bsky.social
salt creator at the academic salt mines. union thug. UX librarian. mother of horrible goblins. nonbinary. ask me about the tv shows I’m watching from 2003 and the games I’m playing from 2017.
@pseudovex.bsky.social
Dromaeosauridae goals. #ToastieTwitter / figure skating / many many fandoms / cdramas / eating the rich
@dollaryydoos.bsky.social
Debbie, 38, Australia. She/her. Trans. Pan. Hypewoman for many. Happily married to @ashiisms.bsky.social Probably the Simpsoniest account on Bluesky, outside of theme accounts (they think they're so hot ever since they swept the Simpsi awards). MDNI
@lingthusiasm.bsky.social
A podcast that's enthusiastic about linguistics! By @gretchenmcc.bsky.social and @superlinguo.bsky.social "Fascinating" -NYT "Joyously nerdy" -Buzzfeed lingthusiasm.com Not sure where to start? Try our silly personality quiz: bit.ly/lingthusiasmquiz
@wetmascara.bsky.social
Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@effectivenancy.bsky.social
(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Clout/followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal
@elyseexplosion.fyi
Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
@rosequeue.bsky.social
running on typos and coffee fumes • she/her • 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 • queer parent • polyam • partner to @ethanquinsey.bsky.social
@contextcats.bsky.social
“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” – Mason Cooley
@sharone.bsky.social
I write (sometimes). I read (a lot of times). I edit a healthcare journal (too much of the times). I’m tired. Coauthor of The Routledge Introduction to American Women Writers (2016), sole author of TKTKTK.
@mmsees.bsky.social
@potatohands.bsky.social
Choreography & merriment toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world transphobes: eat shit and die
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
feelings, now more than ever! wrote some stuff in some places
@bitchywaiter.bsky.social
Bitchy Waiter, writer, service industry expert.  New here and looking forward to it. I’d appreciate a follow. Tip your server.
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Your wife and mother Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia) YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al erinryan.substack.com
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com
@rtraister.bsky.social
Journalist, New York Magazine; author, Good & Mad, All the Single Ladies. Maine, New York, Philadelphia. I am on a book leave till fall 2025. I do have a substack.
@tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social
Writer. Podcast host. The Godmother. The Prince Mixtape. Thirst Aid Kit. This Is Good For You. Sometimes I Trip on How Happy We Could Be (memoir). Lilith, But Dark (poetry). soft. nicholeperkins.com
@drewmagary.bsky.social
Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I'm just here for a good time.
@rokwon.bsky.social
📚 nationally bestselling novels Exhibit & The Incendiaries • co-edited Kink • ✍🏻 NYT, New Yorker, Time, Vanity Fair, Guardian 🌈 she/her www.ro-kwon.com/exhibit
@anamariecox.bsky.social
Writer, host of podcasts: sci-fi deep dive "Space the Nation" & mental health convos at "Another Day." Leading The Third Story Workshop. More at anamariecox.com
@montereybayaquarium.org
How do you do, fellow squids? 🌊 We're your frondly Aquarium with a mission to inspire conservation of the ocean. https://www.montereybayaquarium.org
@mariabustillos.com
Join me at the journalist cooperative @flaminghydra.com maria | at | flaminghydra | dot | com mariabustillos.com | thebrick.house
@jelaniya.bsky.social
your new neighbor from your old neighborhood. dean. writer. left-hander & occasional photographer. known to frequent the new yorker and columbia journalism school.
@askaubry.com
Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/askaubry Follow≠endorse TL=TW
@kingroxy.bsky.social
roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.
@gains-skeets.bsky.social
| adam/eve | himbo chef @ http://tiny.cc/himbochef | fitness coach/blogger @ gains.af | game designer | skeets in 🇺🇸🇩🇰🇫🇷 | https://bio.site/gains |
@sophiebushwick.bsky.social
Senior news editor at New Scientist, science & tech writer, podcast & video host, book reader
@rodinal.bsky.social
@roywoodjr.bsky.social
I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on CNN on Saturday night. But mostly in my head. Bury me in Alabama.
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. If you have a style question, search: https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/