Ted Sweeney
friendly walker, loud talker, novelty socker, crypto blocker, parasol patroller
fiercely protective relative of trans and NB folks
"Wealth is a filthy rag." - B. Dylan, "Band of the Hand"
@the-downballot.com
The premier source of information for the thousands of elections below the presidency, from Senate to city council. Our site: http://the-downballot.com/
@davidnir.com
Publisher, @the-downballot.com. davidnir (at) the-downballot (dot) com Our site: https://the-downballot.com
@radleybalko.bsky.social
Journalist. Quattrone Center journalism fellow. Author: Rise of the Warrior Cop. Co-author: The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist. Forthcoming book: The Defenders (Spring 2026) Substack: radleybalko.substack.com Signal: radleybalko.52
@altspaceforce.altgov.info
Boldly going where no Jedi has beamed before. Earth is our spaceship. #AltGov
@altscalesofjustice.altgov.info
DOJ executive providing honest commentary on American politics. Opinions are my own and do not represent those of my employer. “Morgan” in the book “We Are #AltGov” by Dr. Amanda Sturgill. (I have NO financial ties to the book) Twitter: @altScalesOfJust
@diplo-drama.bsky.social
Make good choices! #swiftie #altgov #nafo #accidentaldiplomat
@altwasonps.bsky.social
#AltNPS Unofficial Washington D.C. Office #Resistance Team. Protect & preserve the US from fascism #AltGov #WeAreAltGov I study everything and know nothing.
@roguenasa.altgov.info
Not an official NASA account. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.🥄 Same team from Twitter but with more gray hairs. 🚀🛰️🧪🔭 climate.nasa.gov they/them 🏳️🌈🫶🏳️⚧️
@altuscustoms.altgov.info
Since 2017, I have fought against the growing fascist threat from Trumplestiltskin and his loyal minions, including the entire GOP and its base. Not affiliated with nor represents USCBP. Opinions are my own. #AltGov
@alttaxpro.altgov.info
#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger
@altmtrainier.com
🏔️ "Echoing the majesty of nature” 🏔️ Celebrating the beauty and wonder of the Pacific Northwest. 🏔️ Nature knows me as: təqʷuʔmaʔ, təqʷuʔbəd, təqʷuʔbəʔ, taqʷuʔma, təqubəd, təqʷubəʔ, t(xʷ)xʷaq’ʷ, A Lushootseed First Nations Language.
@altnatsecagency.bsky.social
Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him. Deep State Operative ™ Alleged Antifa Leader ™ POG LEG REMF™ Astronaut Diaper™ Vampire ™ May be spying on you right now
@protip.altgov.info
I’m not new, I’m just new *here*. You know me, I know you. The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
@altgovdoc.altgov.info
General health and science information #medsky #emedsky Posts 🚫 med advice. Please, seek the care of your physician if you have any concerns.
@altbiker.altgov.info
Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov FAFO
@altmusician.altgov.info
Fighting 4 democracy&end corruption on a global stage Wrked directly in WhiteHouse w/ Obama Biden Harris since 2012 Wrkd Harris Walz 2024 campaign US Secret Service Vetted TS/SCI &Yankee White clearance Liberty 🗽 & Equality 4 all #AltGov #Resist
@altdhs.altgov.info
Not the official DHS account (if they even have one). Gov employee. Posting about DHS and gov news & other related topics. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official spokesperson for DHS. All opinions my own.
@altdod.bsky.social
retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000
@mattcortezlaw.bsky.social
A Jabroni in a former life. Civil litigation attorney in this life. I put the “Find Out” in FAFO. Licensed in California.
@badhombrenps.bsky.social
Unofficial feed of Badlands National Park. Protecting rugged scenery, fossil beds, 244,000 acres of mixed-grass prairie & wildlife from two-bit cheetoh-hued despots. OG #AltGov #Altnps #TheResistance #prodemocracy #resist #punchnazis #wildernesswarrior
@dataprism.altgov.info
Retired Fed. I survived 45. Honored to have served the people — always of the people, by the people, for the people. #Resist with compassion. #ClimateChange is #Science. #TribalSovereignty is treaty law. Proud to be #altGov #NAFO #LGBTQ
@altcityhall.altgov.info
You can fight fascism, but you can’t fight AltCityHall. Maybe your local city hall, though. #AltGov
@alt-dea.altgov.info
Retired Senior Special Agent Federal Drug Law Enforcement. #AltGov #Resistance #Resist #fuckdemguys #stopthecoup #fuckitdriveon
@bartenderresists.altgov.info
#AltGov #Resist #AltCitizen “We do not bend the knee. We do not surrender. We fight, until we win or die.” - Lynn Stahl, #AltGov “Our power is not just our voices, it’s our money. We choose how and where we spend it.” - me #BoycottElSalvador
@msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Award-winning Baltimore based web developer, product nerd, mother (humans, dogs, cats, chickens…), baking enthusiast, nature lover. #civtech #resist #altgov #swiftie 🥄
@altcdc.altgov.info
A collective of public health experts. Resisting harmful policies, fighting disinformation, and defending public health from within. Not an official CDC account—but close enough for transmission. Proudly #AltGov Tips -> Signal: altcdc.99
@alt-hhs.altgov.info
Promoting health and science and resistance against pseudoscience, disinformation, and fascism.
@alt-irs.altgov.info
This is a #AltGov account. Federal employee. Love my job. Ask for help and you shall receive. Read any USPS mail you get from the IRS. #Resist #spoon 🥄
@roguevha-mkii.altgov.info
US Army vet, VHA federal employee, more centrist than BlueSky prefers. Boxer dogs. Nerd who lifts. Gamer, husband, abysmal homeowner/handyman. X-Wing enthusiast. Foul mouthed. “I’m not playing cards” - V.Zelensky Me neither Mr. President, me neither. 🦅
@altfws.altgov.info
Resist! Conservation over corporations. #ALTgov This account is not affiliated with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. FWS employees can reach out via DM to share stories.
@altssa.altgov.info
Your friendly local SSA agent just trying to survive. DMs are open. Ensuring payments go out no matter what. #AltGov #AltCitizen
@altdoi.altgov.info
We are dedicated DOI employees who swore an oath to the constitution to protect the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage. Officially *unofficial* account. Do not approach the wildlife. This bison bites back. #AltGov
@altusaid.altgov.info
We're here and we're still From the American People 🤝 🇺🇲
@altcoast.altgov.info
Sharing news from the Coast Guard, the Federal Government, and beyond. Semper Paratus, Semper Pro Populus (Always Ready, Always for the People). Not affiliated with Official USCG. Views are solely my own opinions. #AltGov 🥄
@altairforce.altgov.info
Loyalty to our Constitution, not a politician, god or person. Not an official Air Force acct. I’m a fed worker, vet & mil spouse here to communicate, share information and more importantly, offer support. I’ve BTDT but am not an expert on much 😅
@handle.invalid
The resistance in the form of a couple of science nerds in different missions. Not an official USGS account but close enough to hypothesize about their actions. #AltGov
@altusda.altgov.info
Big USDA’s bratty little unsanctioned sibling🌱🐮 They say: “Do Right and Feed Everyone” Us, barging in: “…and Educate Everyone, too” #climatesmart #nutrition #science #urbanag #conservation #diversity #bullsonparade #renegade #resist 🚜💨🥦🥕⚗️🏡🌎🌈🐮✊
@roguefema.altgov.info
Not an official government account. But you aren't here for that, right?
@altlofc.altgov.info
Alt Library of Congress #TheResistance 🇺🇸&🌏Political commentary. "Science is vital for progressive society." Verified by @snopes 👍🏼MLS📚 #AltGov cartoonist, doctoral student. I stand in support of those under siege or occupied by the same regime. 🇺🇸 🇬🇪 🇺🇦
@alt-ssa.altgov.info
One of two (2!!) official #altgov accounts for your friendly neighborhood SSA.
@madhouser.altgov.info
🏡Retrofitting reality and rebuilding community from the brutal bunker in SW. #AltGov #Bandofothers #Altpoetsociety Mad Houser Haiku: Mad about housing Mad at the state of the world Mad as a hatter
@alt-dol.altgov.info
The resistance team for the U.S. Department of Labor. Not an official government account. #resist #altgov
@vhabrainwitch.altgov.info
VA Psychotherapist. Social worker. Resistance gardener. Grandchild of WWII Navy veteran. Not an official VA account. Opinions are my own. Content =\= medical advice. Ask for forgiveness, not permission. #AltGov